Hour 1:"The Show Monitor" David G. Hall joins the program to do the annual show monitoring, the machine beeps every time Phil says something that's not interesting or relatable.Hour 2:Phil talks about tequila, barnyard dancing, and valet parking. Phil asks his callers who've worked service jobs if it makes them slow down when customers scream at them. Brass Villenhueva chimes in, he wants to quit his auto detailing business so he can gHour 3:Phil explains how the show works! Featuring Brass Villenhueva, Margaret Gray, and Harvey Wireman. RC Collins explains to Phil why he doesn't want to take two "mud turtles" to the homecoming dance.