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Hour One:Jay Santos and his Citizens Auxiliary Police sub commanders are going to go into hotel restaurants and interview couples to see if they are married. If [...]

Hour 1: Tonight Phil rants about living the bachelor life and his struggles with sleep paralysis. Bud claims that all of Phil’s problems are due to Phil smelling bad; and then Bud gets slapped [...]

Hour 1: Tonight Phil hosts an all request show. This means that every bit played on the air is a repeat of some piece of crap Phil did a while back, and you, the listener, enjoyed it so much [...]

Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to tell people gloating about Bush's election win to put a lid on it. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to make sure you go out and vote, and if you don't then we have a situation. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are making judgement calls about rescuing flash flooding victims. They they look at a flowchart, make a judgement call, wonder if they're [...]

Hour 1: Jay Santos patrols people abusing the carpool lane. He complains that their citizens patrol brigade isn't allowed to use the lane. He then brags that he uses amateur radio bands for [...]

Hour 1: Jay Santos is initiating a Flare Drop operation to remove American flag stickers from car bumpers. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to stop 'know it alls' talking about the Presidential debates, saying such free speech might lead to workplace violence. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: First half is [...]

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray hit on a young Democratic fundraiser male who rebuffed her advances, and she claims he must be gay and that being in the closet is hurting the campaign. [...]