Larry Grover recounts a rowdy Conservatives of Kern County town hall meeting where he had three burning bags of dog shit thrown at him. The crew interview Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. They've inaugurated the "Pants Patrol," cruising lovers lanes to see if young people have their pants on or not. RC Collins puts the lyrics of the Mickey Mouse Club theme song to "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by Scorpions as a sort of alt-right anthem. The BSP Classic Show stars Robert Green, a descendant of plantation owners who is suing the federal government for lost income as the result of the slaves being freed. Art Griego argues that Thanksgiving should be a white holiday. Also the Combover Boy Show, Jeff Dowdder and more! From December 2004.

The Alt-Right Report with RC Collins focuses on his dumb takes concerning recent executive orders on immigration. Doug Dannger, the original "gay man and gay journalist,” comments on the travails of another GMGJ, Milo Yiannopoulos, and how he doesn't have 'eyeball-gay,' some extra-special way of sizing things up that Doug has. The BSP Classic Hour today is a five-star from December 1999. It's Bobbie Dooley's 'Merry Gone with the Wind Kwanzaa Party.' Bobbie plans a Christmas party which will combine the very best elements of Kwanzaa with costumes from the film 'Gone with the Wind.'

RC Collins is back with his Alt-Right Report. He talks about Milo's appearance on Bill Maher. Herb Sewell joins the program to discuss the latest historical rankings of US presidents. Dean Wheeler tries to hold it together in the face of a harassing traveling squirrel to voice support for the FCC. Phil chats briefly with a member of the San Bernardino Greasers hockey team about their Chase of the Boner Cup. Our BSP Classic Show is from May 2004. Margaret Gray thinks that flying the flag on Memorial Day is just going to piss off the terrorists even more. Lloyd Bonafide has a “One Man Show” called “A Living Casualty” that he presents at malls for Memorial Day.

Ted Bell has another Dunphy brother singing in the Prime Rib Room. And Chef Chodillia has embarrassed him by stating, in an issue of Beverly Hills Chef, that he'd "bone" Kellyanne Conway. Austin Amarka, a cabinet installer from Lancaster, has taken exception to Dr. Jim Sadler's comment that, when examining a man's prostate, he tells him to "get the pants off, bitch" as a way of letting off steam. RC Collins has another edition of The Alt-Right Report.... The BSP Classic Show is from December 2002. Bobbie Dooley joins the show to discuss the Trent Lott situation. Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills comes on to talk about how funny and ridiculous the kids in the Christmas plays are in his kid’s school. Brad Rifkin works for the Salvation Army and wants some respect when collecting money…

Great, old musical theater singer John Jerryman sings songs for a fellow resident's birthday.. Bobbie Dooley says the only way out of a sexual harassment situation is to go ahead and give out the QBJ's. David G Hall Aldo joins the conversation. RC Collins delivers his new Alt-Right Report. But Father James McQuarters says Sean Hannity and Michael Flynn are just a couple of "sow-hugging, alcoholic micks who beeline for the Wild Irish Rose when they hit the door at night." From January 2005, The BSP Classic Hour Is with the legendary Herb Sewell, author of a book ‘The Bush Legacy.' He calls in to discuss President Bush & describes the President as more of a jokester and sophomoric man, anything but the devout Christian that he portrays himself to be. Herb sites examples of Bush throwing fake dog poo on the floor of the war room, telling dead baby jokes, and laughing uncontrollably.

Coach Vernon Dozier watched the Patriots win the Super Bowl while he looks ahead to a summer of working in a sandwich shop. Whoopee-doo. Chef Chodillia makes cucumber salad with a "wad" of sour cream. Jack Armstrong reviews Sunday's game. Bob Green's v.p. of operations, Candace Archeboni, is getting all the press and Bob feels ignored. The BSP Classic Hour is from September, 2001. RC Collins spots Osama Bin Laden at Blockbuster Video Store.

Dr. Jim Sadler wants to set the record straight. Before there was ever the Rainbow Wig super fan of the seventies, Rollen Stewart, there was Straw Hat Boy, none other than Dr. Sadler himself. Bobbie and Steve Dooley want to make sure the new California heritage license plates are on cars owned by native Californians. The BSP Classic Hour, from December 1999, is a Super Classic with RC Collins, a kid so dumb he's never heard of Pearl Harbor but liked seeing all the explosions on TV.