In her newspaper column, Margaret Grey annually predicts how many people will die nationally from traffic accidents on Labor Day weekend. She is paid a bonus by the Dicklin Syndicate, the company that syndicates her column, if she comes within 10 or 20 because giving out accurate information means more subscribers and readers. But last year Margaret overshot the real number, predicting 600 when the actual number was closer to 500. Margaret tells Phil and his audience that while she doesn't want people to die she is predicting 600 again this year and she wants the number reported accurately, not held down by MADD because it helps them get funding. And she wants Americans to quit dreaming and get back to driving the way they usually do...drunk and reckless. The following hour Phil is joined by Channel 19 news anchor Don Berman who talks with Phil about a series of specials planned on the Channel 19 news called "Stand Up For Yourself." The series shows instances where typical Americans insisted on fair treatment from a business and includes a segment featuring Don himself. Don felt he "stood up for himself" when he got a waitress suspended without pay for two weeks because she brought him a Rueben sandwich with the words "And you must be the one with the extra cheese." Don says he detected sarcasm in her voice, as in "Here you go fatso, here's your extra cheese." Don added it was also tough for him eating clam chowder while listening to the woman's autistic child "bellowing in a corner."

Mr. Don Parsley, author of "A Mother's Sin, A Son's Regret, Hating Your Mother" joined Phil to talk about his self-published book and what inspired it. Parsely claims that he was going to invest in a Savannah bed and breakfast with some other gentlemen but when they called one of Parsley's personal references, his mother Maureen Parsley, she told them about Don's time on a "work farm in Wyoming for posssession with intent to sell of a controlled substance, marijuana" and his early release for good behavior. She thought she was doing Don a favor. But as Don tells it, that ended the deal. "She couldn't keep her buffet-hole shut," said Don. Later, Dr. Ron Tarner talked with Phil and his audience about Ron's 13 year old son Dennis, soon to become the youngest person to sail solo around the world even though the boy has no sailing experience. That doesn't matter, says Dr. Tarner. The boy will learn and be successful thus pushing the name Tarner ahead of Stephen Hawking's in the world of science and discovery. "Hawking just signed an endorsement deal with Hoveraround but this will top that"

Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County is interviewed by Phil and he talks about his reality show pilot "Living in Obama's America" that got turned down by two networks because, in Larry's view, the media is the the tank for Obama. But he goes one better. He says the CONSERVATIVE media is in the tank for Obama too citing "intel" that tells him Sean Hannity is getting "coolers full of organic steaks from the White House under the cover of night" and that no doubt "Bill O'Reilly being on vacation during this mosque controversy" has Obama's fingerprints on it too. Next hour its Professor Emory Clayton talking about his support for the Ground Zero mosque and his hope that "these foriegn-born Muslims have the guts and the stamina" to stand up to the alleged racists that will try and shut them down. Professor Clayton says the opposition will come in the form of harrassment by teen-age kids in the neighborhood  "playing ding-dong ditch, lighting bags of dog doo on fire and leaving them on the welcome mat. If the bothers are in prayer, they'll come to the door barefoot, see the bag and stamp it out with thier barefeet. Oh Ha Ha. Very funny."

Jeff Dowdder joined Phil tonight to talk about his gaming addiction. Jeff, in commenting on an actual lawsuit against a game manufacturer by a user, tells Phil he is 28 years old, lives with his sister and her husband in one of their spare bedrooms and only has enough money for a down payment on a car, not the  monthly, because he's been playing World of Warcraft and other RPG's since 1997. He doesn't want to stop playing. He just wants Obama's health care to cover him being DGed, De-Gamed. Then, its Don Micksa, professor of engineering at the University of Washington to talk about cyber-bullying. Don's son is a cyber bully, a 13 year old boy who sent a video of his penis to a girl in his class. Don says because he and his wife are progressive they choose to see their sons behavior has evolved, mirroring the tough communication needed eventually in the business world. Don says you gotta give a kid points for not just opening up an over coat but using a high-tech device like an IPhone. As far as the girls parents go, Don says he gave them a ride on his boat, taking them over to Pikes Fish Market and letting them look at the fish-mongers. Big deal.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley share with Phil and his audience something they think is very remarkable. In a number of photos taken by flash cameras on roller coasters, their eldest son Seth is showing no emotion. His face is "flattened" or "he just has a slit for a mouth" says Steve Dooley. In other words, he has "ice water running through his veins." Bobbie believes her son has nerves of steel and should get a recommendation from Congressman Henry Waxman to enter the Marine Corp Officer training school at Quantico, Va. Most of the callers think it's possible Seth is simply a psychopath. The following hour Robert Green, CEO of Frazier Foods grocery chain, offers Phil the opinion its time to move on from the Ground Zero mosque controversy. After all, on September 10th, when the fasting of Ramadan ends, there's ging to be a lot of hungry Muslims and Bob has just layed in a supply of New Zealand lamb chops. If Phil and other talk hosts keep talking about this mosque, Muslims will stay away from sponsors like him and Christians will stay away from lamb chops because they just got the word Muslims like them. Later Phil does Shout-Outs and Bud reads the Bud Dickman Nightly News.

Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher with a Facebook page and over 400 female friends, all of them under 18 and some of them not students at his school. How does he get away with posting a picture of himself while in South America wearing nothing but underwear that he thought "was a pair of speedos?" It's a twisted tale. Later, Ted Bell explains why texting and tweeting while driving is okay for him but not for "some of these lousy punk kids. I told one kid you're going to kill every Christina soul with your texting and he says to me 'I'm Jewish' Of course he is. The westside is crawling with Jews." Ted barely gets out of the hour alive and blames Phil for everything.

Tonight Margaret Grey, the nationally syndicated columnist for the Dicklin Syndicate, took on the issue of the woman that slapped her baby on the Southwest flight and subsequently had the child taken from her. Margaret said the airline was out of line. Slapping babies to get them to quiet down has been popular among women that travel with infants ever since the work of Dr. Daigle was released. Dr. Daigle's "behavioral hue" chart shows a mother to what hue of red a mother should slap her babies face before the child is "emotionally" normalized. By standing up and windmilling the arm across the kids face or using a "backhand-forehand approach" you quiet the child and calm passengers sitting nearby, keeping them from storming you and your child and pitching you off the plane at the next airstrip. Next hour Brass Villenueva of Los Malos, a "latino empowerment group", told Phil that Ameriican's need to accept the Ground Zero mosque the way you sometimes have to grab the edges of the mattress or bite down on "the rubber thing they put in your mouth" before electro-shock. When Phil says that a proud people never submit to that kind of insult, Brass says that Americans are being "babies" and "sissies" and need to bite the towel like his people learned to do.

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Raj Feneen, attending a dinner for Arab journalists, tells Phil he liked Obama endorsing the Ground Zero mosque but it wasn't much of an endorsement. He was pleased but not too pleased. He feels Obama really needs to "come to the table on this. I mean I live in DC," says Raj. "And I can't deliver a guy from my own neighborhood?" Raj says that people are crying about this mosque being built and yet Americans get to put up all the Popeye's and Fatburgers they want and no one says squat. Next up Steve Bosell's "comedy act" for a parents talent show at his daughters school goes horribly awry when Steve's joke about Obama swimming in the Gulf and no one noticing he's covered in oil stiffed and he was asked to leave the stage by the school's principal. As usual, Steve's feelings are hurt and he threatens a two million dollar lawsuit as he plugs his "Steve Bosell $3 A Minute Joke-Line."

On tonights show Jeff Dowder, a guy who posts Phil Hendrie's audio illegally tried to convince Phil and his audience that he has the right to do it because he has "Safe Harbor" and "Fair Use" and because he's a "curator." Phil cites federal and state law that prohibits hosting or linking copyright protected material but Jeff says the law doesn't apply to the internet becaused "the internet...see...people don't really know where it is or how it works. Its in a vapor." Later, Don Berman of Channel 19 news tells Phil that, inspired by Steven Slater, the flight attendant that slid down the escape slide at JFK to get away from "abusive" passengers, Don quit his news job on the air saying he was protecting freedom of the press. When the video of Don quitting doesn't go viral and in fact a video of a chimpanzee "fisting itself" gets way more hits, Don blames the stupidity of the American people for not giving him love like they gave love to "The Flyng Queer."