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Friday, October 21, 2005

Hour 1:Jim Zarkanian is on the show because he is selling beach front property in Mobile, Alabama. He wants the government to reimburse him for his losses. Callers are outraged because he brought California prices to Alabama and is now asking for the reimbursement of a home that cost $2.1 million.Hour 2:Father James McQuarters calls in and scares Phil with his Halloween stories, but after all that he blesses Phil for his upcoming T.V. show. The T.V. show's name has been changed to "Teachers" and will air on NBC. Phil plays a flashback called "Dirty Panties" off of the Best of 2003 C.D. Phil mentions he wants to put on 20-30 pounds for the T.V. show and Dr. Vick Needman calls in. He agrees that Phil should put on the weight, but he also says that Phil will need discipline to put on the weight. Bob Bakian who is live over Hollywood, says Porky Pig has died due to emphysema..he retracts it and says he meant to say Gordon Lee of the Little Rascals. Rudy Canosa is on with Phil to tell him why he does not have to pay for lap dances. Mavis Leonard tells Phil that hockey is racist. The puck is always black.Hour 3:Bob Greene is on because he wants to join with I-Pod so he can download porn....this way he can watch it in his car.Women call in mad because they believe Bob has no experience with women.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Hour 1:Don Parsley is on tonight claiming he rescued a deaf girl from a burning building. David G. Hall calls in and asks Phil..."is your material going to be as bad as your Don Parsley bit for the next 6 weeks?" He only mentions it as Phil will be rehearsing and filming Fillmore Middle for the next 6 weeks. You will have to tune in to see if what David thinks is true or whether Phil the comedy genius will pull it off.Hour 2:R.C. Collins wants to be in the 101st Airborne. But R.C. does not want to stop wearing his earrings...and for sure does not want to stop dying his hair. Listeners are outraged as they believe R.C. needs to grow up and follow the rules. Many people think R.C. won't last a week.Hour 3:Phil plays a listener flashback off the Best of 2000 C.D. called Greenskeeper. Dean Wheeler comes on the show because of his new job. He is a telemarketer. He thinks people enjoy receiving calls at night, interrupting their family time.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Hour 1:Chris Pootay's Love Songs is coming thru the airwaves...he's taking love song requests. Chris decided to make is intern change his flat tire. David G. Hall calls in asking Phil why he starts a show with depressing stories. He tells Phil that his dad threw a fork at his mom...so David decides to get even and sends Dr. Toins to zap Phil.Hour 2:Margaret Gray is on to discuss her new book "Game Over" In her book she tells her readers that women who get plastic surgery are desperate to get laid. Women are outraged and mad that Margaret would say such a thing.Hour 3:Dave Oliva is on to tell Phil he is tired of the stupid auto responder. Dave thinks it is impersonal. Billy Johnson and Tom are on tonight. Bill is outgoing, and Tom is depressed...funny thing is they are on air host of a sports show.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Hour 1:Phil welcomes Brad Rifkin to the show. He tells Phil and the audience that he can Photoshop women's pictures to show men what they look like when they are naked. Women callers are outraged calling him a digital peeping Tom, and believe all he is doing is encouraging women to be treated like sex objects.Hour 2:Ted Bell is on to discuss driving thru puddles. He tells Phil that he drove thru a pond to splash a kid just to impress his son. Callers think Ted is cruel and think there are far more better ways to bond with his son.Hour 3:Sing Radio with Dr. Bob Fitzgibbons Health Show is on. He sings to "Superstition." Phil plays a listener flashback called "Danger On The Front Lines of Iraq" from 11/11/04. Jeff Dowder calls in to talk about the Bohemian Grove. He believe George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld belong to it. He believes they burn stuff in a forest.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Hour 1:Jeff Dowder and Harvey Wireman debate the merits of the jury system. Jeff got busted with pot. Margaret Gray calls in and says "how dare George Bush send people to vote in Iraq." Margaret Gray sings "American Idiot" by Green Day. After singing Phil blows up Margaret. Brad Rifkin is on with Phil...he purchased a gym to help promote boxing to kids...Brad think's the Muslim gimmick is done.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier is on with Phil discussing women's cramps and the workplace. He thinks if women take time off of work for cramps, men should get time off for sports. He wanted to call in sick because the Angel's lost. He lost money from a bet, and drank way to much and felt he could not function at work. Hence why he said men should be allowed to call in sick because of sports.Hour 3:Father James McQuarters wants to have kids on stage naked performing Genesis in the school play...He feels that it is ok as this is the way the Bible tells the story, but parents are outraged and believe he is a pervert.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Hour 1:Harvey Wireman is on with Phil because he believes the Dove billboards are dangerous to drivers. When Phil asks him why, he goes on to say "because they feature fat women." Female callers are outraged and offended by Harvey's comments.Hour 2:Lloyd Bonafide is on with Phil because he ate a hot dog from a street vendor in New York City. Phil played a listener flashback titled "Jay' from 11/03/04. NFL Radical with host Jimmy Crack Corn, Pauly the Italian and Joey the Rabbi. They give their picks for the upcoming games.Hour 3:Herb Sewell is on talking about Oprah Winfrey's $100,000 reward for child molesters. Margaret Gray joins Phil because she does not like the press saying "pumped dry" when referring to New Orleans. Chris Norton is on to discuss his DVD series called "The Chris Norton Experience." Chaz Nathan is on with his Chaz Nathan's dope hour.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Hour 1:Vernon Dozier thinks soccer stadiums should be spotless after games because Hispanics do domestic work.Hour 2:Steve Bosell is suing Kenny Rogers Roasters as well as his wife because of a humiliating incident that occurred there this past weekend involving a lost wallet. Coast to Coast with Art Bell: Art and General Johnson Jameson attempt to make contact with the ghost of Bob Denver.Hour 3:Jay Santos & the Citizens Auxiliary Police are visiting elementary schools in Southern California to talk to young people about safety and crime. This presentation includes a simulation of a drug hallucination where Jay removes all of his clothing.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Hour 1:Bobbie Dooley is on with Phil tonight. She found pornography in her sons room that was strictly of African American women. Bobbie has it in her head that black women practice voodoo, but do they or are these racial issues that Bobbie has within herself? Tune into this hour to figure out just what Bobbie Dooley thinks!Hour 2:Phil has the Chinese Space Agency on tonight. Their countdown to lift off is a gong. R.C. Collins and Harvey Wireman debate whether it is a funny bit or not! Phil discusses the controversy over the White Sox win. Phil plays a listener flashback called "Guns In Household" featuring Lloyd Bonafide. Dr. Jim Sadler is on. He wrote a book called "Hollywood Uncovered." He thinks Hollywood lies about Vampires. Alf joins Phil and to discuss Jesse Jackson.Hour 3:Clara Bingham is on with Phil to discuss religion and schools. Her school endorses all religions, even Wicca. They show animal sacrifices to the kids and believe it is an acceptable religion for kids to learn.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Hour 1:Phil welcomes Cowboy Jim, he is on to talk about child abuse. He believes as a country we need to do something about it. He promotes My Friends Place as a refugee for abused kids. Phil plays a flashback featuring Bobbie Dooley called "Mothers With Sons." Phil discusses the White Sox vs. The Angels...he thinks the White Sox threw the series. Phil calls Harvey Wireman to ask him about the Chicago Black Sox...Harvey has an issue with pronouncing names.Hour 2:Bob Greene is on with Phil to discuss how he does not support his customers bringing in their own shopping bags. Bob does not want the image of his store to be that of hippie supermarkets...which suppromote customers recycling their bags or bringing in their own.Hour 3:Top of the hour Phil announces that The Angels have won. Cowboy Jim is back on the show to discuss the 2005 Best of C.D., He explains that the Phil Hendrie Show receives no profits from the purchase, and all proceeds got o My Friends Place. Pacifica Radio is on with the "I M R U" gay radio show. They are featuring music by gay artists. Ted Bell joins Phil tonight to talk about his restaurant, Ted of Beverly Hills. He believes the best customers are interracial customers. Frodo The Puppet is on with Phil to explain the Bull Crap. "Who is Anita Bryant?"

Monday, October 10, 2005

Hour 1:Phil welcomes Paul Lane to the show. He is on vacation in California. He wants to watch Monday Night Football instead of the baseball playoffs. He thinks it's his constitutional right to go into a bar and watch football instead of the playoffs. Paul Lane goes so far as to demand the bar change the channel.Hour 2:David G. Hall joins Phil and asks him to discuss why God is angry at the Muslims...People believe that is why the earthquake happened in Pakistan. Phil plays a listener flashback from 2/14/03, called Nerve Gas, starring Warren Berman.Hour 3:Frodo the Puppet is on with Phil as he explains the bull crap. Frodo thinks with any luck this season on his t.v. show Phil will end up like John Ritter. Margaret Gray is on to tell Phil he thinks it is racist that Ashlee Simpson sang on Saturday Night Live. Phil welcomes a play called Jack and the Beanstalk starring, R.C. Collins, Margaret Gray, and Harvey Wireman. Frank Gray (with his gender confusion) comes on to read a story about a military sergeant major and his or her past sex life.

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