Hour 1:Margaret Gray wants servers to stop looking at her when they wait on her.Hour 2:Dr.Jim Sadler refused to give teeth whitening treatment to African Americans.Hour 3:Phil talks about taking his boys out to lunch, season tickets to UC Davis. A caller wants to know what Phil thinks of a Charles Manson stamp. Phil talks about Ted Nugent and the Rolling Stones.

Hour 1:Margaret Gray is on with Phil while hiding in a bunker with Cindy Sheehan. She is hiding there so Phil will not call in an Air strike. She begins to sing "Where Have All the Flowers Gone." She receives a telegram and she is blown up. Phil talks about Pre-season football and how he used to have Rams Season Tickets. Phil said the last time he attended a football game he got into a fight at a New York Giants game. Monday Night Bees starring Woody Allen. He is trying to defend himself from bees. Sam calls in to ask Phil why Peter Jennings is not on T.V. anymore. Ted Williams Head confirms Peter Jennings is dead. He claims that Peter's head is in a jar next to his.Hour 2:Bobbie Dooley joins Phil to talk about Mother's With Answers. She believes it is ok for kids to fit in with kids who smoke as long as they do not inhale. Callers call in mad and think she is a poor example and that she is only teaching her kids that it is o.k. to smoke. Some callers go as far to say that she is endangering the lives of her kids and that it is a crime.Hour 3:Rudy Canosa is on with Phil and begins to play the fog horn. He says he plays it when fat women enter the store...and says he plays the gong when Chinese women come in. Phil reads the news and discovers Amazon.com is selling sex toys...and other items. Phil mentions his blog and says he will not do politics. Phil talks about swimming in the ocean at night...and gives a tequila update. Hal & Viola call in to talk to Phil about National Aviation Day. As they are talking they crash into he Fuji blimp. Herb Sewell is on to talk to Phil while at Chuck E. Cheese. Herb is child molester and not allowed to be near kids. But he claims Chuck E. Cheese has thee best pizza.

Hour 1Brad Rifkin is on with Phil to talk about his clothing line BTK...Big Tall Kids. Callers are outraged he could even think of naming it that because of what is happening with the BTK killer. During the show Brad Rifkin throws out George Dunham's name of the Dunham and Miller show in Dallas. A caller calls in defending the Dunham and Miller show and Phil asks Harry to call George. George Dunham comes on with Phil and insanity ensues.Hour 2Phil does flashback of one of his shows while he was on in Miami called "How Wife Lose Weight". Tony Neal comes on to tell Phil he has a new reality show called...J.C. And basis his show on how Jesus would relate to us today? Callers are upset and call it Blasphemy. Phil talks about the BTK Killer and how he was sentenced.Hour 3Larry Grover is on and claims Chris Norton is sexually harassing him because he reports to work with a spring in his step. Callers believe Larry can't handle rejection, and believe he is the cause of the problem. Margaret Gray is on reporting from Crawford Texas. She has Cindy Sheehan the "Bush Protestor" on with her. Everyone is in shock and awe. Dr Jim Sadler joins Phil and tells him he wants to dig up dead bodies to preserve fossil fuels...L.A. Times reports Star Trek Fans are child molesters.

Hour 1:Phil has Tonga River Fever...shock and amazement goes over the air as Phil's voice has changed to that of a woman. Jeff Dowder comes on and decides to sing a song called "Good Bye Gaza Strip." Bill Clendenon who is a radio consultant comes on to talk to Phil. Phil has a problem, he can't understand anything he says. Margaret Gray calls in tell Phil she is celebrating Sean Penn's Birthday. Phil sends him a present...that explodes. Bob Greene tells Phil he asked his employees to pick up produce on the way into work to save on gas used by big trucks. Bob thinks they should do it and reminds them where they would be without him...in the fields. David G. Hall interrupts Phil and tell's him not to use the words "dictate" and "Stuck It In".Hour 2:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins Phil and talks about how his sons teacher talked to him rudely. As time goes on Ted tell's Phil that all he wanted was for his son to tip his teacher $100 so he could get a better grade. Listeners call in saying he handled it inappropriately and that it was not a representation of Father and Son bonding...and maybe he should think about home schooling and stop being so materialistic.Hour 3:Lloyd Bonafide is on to talk about taking his grandson to see March of the Penguins. He said there were stupid kids their distracting and talking throughout the movie. Callers think he is acting like a disgruntled old man and that his grandson behaves better than him. R.C. Collins comes on to explain to Phil and the listeners that Katherine Harris has a nice pair. He decides to explain Straight Out of Chatsworth. R.C. used to be goth...Phil closes the show with his view of March of the Penguins and the Origins of Man.

Hour 1Phil is on reporting from San Diego, while attending a Special Education Miniature Golf Tournament. Phil get's kicked in the nuts. Phil talks about his vacation in New York and how he saw a lot of plays, he thinks it is a great city to live in because there are no race riots. David G. Hall comes on in the middle of Phil talking and ask Phil if he is going to be updating the listeners all night about New York. Pastor William Rennick comes on to share his great idea. He has decided to raise money at the race track for his youth center.Hour 2Rudy Canosa joins Phil to talk about his gas station. He decided to do a promotion with Skippy and Frank. He is giving free gas to women who flash against the service window. Listeners complain because they say his promotion is based on sex. Phil reads an e-mail from April in Salt Lake City. Frank Gray comes on to talk to Phil about his New York trip. Frank suffers from gender confusion.Hour 3Frank Gray is on and beats up Margaret Gray his wife. Phil reads a few of the funniest lines from past shows submitted by listeners via backstage pass e-mail. Phil reads a hate letter about his blog, and Bud decides to be funny and plays "Just the Way You Are". Phil talks about the book he read about Alexander Hamilton's biography. Phil paid his respects while in New York. Vernon Dozier joins Phil to talk about his football team. He wants to name the team "The Jihadists." Phil talks about catholic schools and finishes the hour talking about the Top 5 funniest shows on television.