Hour One:Rudy Canosa, owner of Je t'aime Lingerie discussed the Minutemen, a citizens group patrolling the border of Mexican looking for illegals. Rudy said that if they kept up that kind of pressure, illegals already in the United States would get upset and we might see more "fingers in bowls of chili."Hour Two:Bob Green, owner of Frazier Foods, is, once again, being sued for sexual harassment; this time by a group of female customers who claim that, over the years, he has engaged in suggestive behavior. Their claims included an accusation that he had "Ladies Shopping Day" where he would offer free popscicles to women at the door and then photograph them throughout the store sucking on them. Another claim stated that Green would approach women customers and ask if they "knew where the corn was." And finally, he had two women pose with corn dogs dipped in mayo under the pretense of it being a promotional picture.Hour Three:Phil hits a couple of funniest lines. The RC Collins calls to report on the big Star Wars Convention over the weekend. Phil later raps about how the Star Wars films contain graphic racial stereotyping and will probably be seen as the "Mein Kampf" of their day. Mavis Leonard calls to say she found part of an orangutan in her Wendy's chili. The Cowboy Jim Show finds Cowboy Jim getting thrown off the air for emphasizing the fact that Cinco De Mayo celebrates the Mexicans defeat of a FRENCH force at Puebla, Mexico in 1862. Then David G. Hall, after Bud squeals, rips Phil for laughing about a proposed Dr. Laura promotional poster showing her in a karate stance. Phil promises Bud he'll kill him with a phone chord.

Hour 1: Don Berman from the Channel 19 news room is on to talk about new, stringent FCC guidelines being proposed for broadcasters. He says they are welcome in light of the fact they protect children from indecent or improper material. But he cautions that once you file a complaint about a broadcaster, your name and address becomes public record and the disc jockey or talk show host you helped get fired, already working in a business with unstable people, may fuel himself on Benzedrine and Johnny Walker Black, gain access to your residence in the middle of the night, attack you in your bed and make a mask out of your flesh.Hour 2: David G. Hall, VP of Syndication, says the one thing a man wants to hear from other men is..."My compliments on the beautiful woman you are with." David wants to make sure he hears that every time he is out with his new fiancé Gretchen. She is 5'5", 102 lbs and looks like Carmen Electra. If David doesn't hear that compliment about Gretchen, he is going to rethink their relationship. Obviously it means she is not beautiful enough.Hour 3: Vernon Dozier's wife has been in a coma for the last 2 years. He wants to honor her families wishes by keeping the feeding tube in her but the bills are piling up and he has recently started dating a 30 something flight attendant/tennis player who is "high maintenance." He says that unfortunately he may be forced to remove his wife's feeding tube if he doesn't get a piece of his father-in-laws lucrative building supply business.

Hour One:Lloyd Bonafide is insistent that when the youth center he and his wife financially support has its teen formal dance for underprivileged youth, a song he wrote called "I Gotta Rock" be played by the band. The songs lyrics go "I gotta rock, I gotta rock, for God's sake do I have to rock."Hour Two:Paul "Tubby" Lane believes the time honored racing tactic of "drafting" can be used on freeways to save gasoline. Smaller cars can draft behind larger "gas pigs." If the car in front slows down, you pull the wheel left or right and slingshot past traffic so fast, you can "put your feet up on the dash and catch some REM sleep."Hour Three:David G. Hall is on Hollywood Blvd. for Ryan Seacrest's Hollywood Star. He wants Phil to start talking about the new Pope but do it in a way that doesn't repeat everything people have been saying already, like him having been in the Hitler Youth. Phil fails so David suggest Phil do it with a Chinese accent. Then Phil reads a note from Brian Grant's publicist asking that Phil back off the Brian Grant impressions. Phil raps about how the a Pope getting elected doesn't do diddly to the stock market. The Phil reads some "Funniest Show Lines" but realizes he is repeating a lot of lines from before, So he takes a call from Nick Holovak, a crossing guard who repeats stuff he heard on the cross walk this morning.

Hour One:The show opens with the Louis Farrakhan Fashion Show where everyone is wearing a bow tie. Then Phil talks about the My Friends Place Comedy Benefit Sunday night and how everyone was happy to be there but Bill Maher bombed anyway. Judy Horrack, the five year old girl with the voice of a 50 year old man comes on to give income tax advice. Phil blathers about bio-diesel and how its really great but realizes his credibility is shot to hell because he lied about buying a hybrid. RC Collins calls to ask what pilot he is doing right now.......and asks if he works for American Airlines.Hour Two:Vernon Dozier, a high school teacher, comes on to explain why he has to take a second job at a "sandwich" shop. His pay as a teacher is inadequate. While teaching is the worlds most honorable profession and he is still forced to stand there taking sandwich orders, he ought to be able to date someone's 15 year old daughter without explaining himself.Hour Three:Phil reads an e-mail from a soldier in Iraq who got Phil's autographed picture. Then Phil reads more of the shows funniest lines sent in by listeners. Then he talks about his weekend in Santa Barbara with Maria and somehow that spins into a rap about kids walking into the room while you are having sex with your wife. David G. Hall calls to tell Phil that he hit and killed a kid "on a tricycle" and that he is on his way to the police station to be interviewed and booked by the police. Phil doesn't believe him but David swears its true. Bob Bakian reports on the Michael Jackson case and announces a new sponsor, Old Nob Crème Soda. David calls back to say Phil has violated the FCC rules again by a having a sponsor named Old Nob Crème Soda. David call's back and swears he hit a kid on a tricycle. Phil talks about the new Media Center Podcast. David calls back again and swears he hit the kid...Phil still isn't buying it.