Hour One:The show started off with "The Further Adventures of Bill Cortizen." He's a football coach for the Chattanooga Choo-Choos and the owner and her son are idiots who basically make his life a living, tongue biting hell. Tsunami Sam showed up to sing a blues tribute to Condoleezza Rice. The Art Bell and General Johnson Jameson try and contact Cupid in the 6th Dimension. Phil played a tape of the real Art Bell talking with a caller about Phil's show and then Phil wrapped the hour answering e-mails about his move to Extra Sports AM 570.Hour Two:Bobbi and Steve Dooley come on to talk about the HOA meeting they had at Western Estates. Bobbi was mortified to find out that the homeowners were more interested in the well-being of a child that was sexually assaulted near their community than they were in how her hemorrhoid surgery went. Bobbi tells Phil that while the little girl is alright, Bobbi is still bleeding a little bit. We then rolled a listener flashback request of Chris Norton doing his stupid sex dance. Jeff Dowder called and talked about his dog giving him the evil eye because the dog apparently doesn't want America cutting any deals with Korea and turning him and his canine brothers into stew meat.Hour Three:Dean Wheeler, an assistant gymnastics coach from Northern California has to answer some tough questions from Phil and his callers on why he has years and years of videotape stored with images of teenage girls jumping up and down on trampolines. Dean says they are simply training tapes that show the development of athletes, even though some of the girls are in short skirts doing leg kicks. Phil's cell phone rings in the middle of the bit....and the dumbass answers it. Then RC Collins, a cadet at Bradley Military Academy calls to ask women to simply come out and state how much he and his fellow cadets have to spend on a Valentines date to insure they'll get sex. He says "just give us a number we can work with." Phil finishes off with some more e-mail.

Hour OneThe show starts off with the Reverend Bible Bill van Boning auditioning some new Christian show that's based on sex. The producers threaten to throw him out so he decides to morph into Cowboy Jim....a kids show with a sexual attitude. This gets him thrown out. Little Judy Horrach calls in to win a Vermont Teddy Bear Pajama Gram. She's five but she has the voice of a 53 year old man. David G. Hall calls in to say he thinks the kid is bullcrap so Judy starts to cry until Phil gives her the Pajama Gram. David G. is still disbelieving.We play a listener request flashback, which is Art Bell interviewing Ted Williams head and after that Phil interviews Art Bell and G. Gordon Liddy, two guys who sound identical to each other. Bobbi Dooley, Viola Leveliere and Mavis all call in pretending to want to talk with Phil but in fact want a free Pajama Gram. Finally Monica from Upland wins it. In Letter To My Baby the due is telling his lost love they could have had it all if she hadn't eaten a box of Hostess mini-chocolates and set off the Fog Horn fat alarm at J'tiem Lingerie. Phil blathers about Iran having nukes and how that ought to be cool with everybody.Hour TwoMargaret Grey is with the Women's Resolution Center. She comes on to explain that domestic violence in this country would decrease if women learned how to take a punch. She says they are out of condition and have lousy foot work. Women's Resource trainer Jim McDougal joins her and Margaret insists he hit her square on the chin, a knockout punch, to show how she has learned to take one. He belts her and sends her flying down some stairs.Hour ThreeJeff Dowder opens the hour with another episode of Extreme Nudity. This week Jeff along with Chris Sorensen and Toby Beau are hiking some volcanic rock in Fiji with their guide, all of them nude. One false move and they go tumbling down volcanic rock that is as sharp as glass. Sure enough, Chris Sorensen, after twisting one up, falls down the rocky face of the volcano, screaming as his you know what gets sliced up. Phil then reminds the audience that Comb-Over Boys show is so lame even Comb-Over knows it. He goes on to say that the people who listen to 'Boy's show are lame and that his listeners are far superior people in terms of intelligence and sense of humor. Then David G. Hall comes on and tells Phil to give away the second Pajama Gram to any "broad" who can guess his middle name (It's Gambino and no one does) Christian Lee the homeless guy calls from New York to sing a Hawaiian love song on the bongos but someone steals his drums. Phil then continues his campaign to have the slow asses move out of the fast lane or face an ultimate Armageddon. Then Phil reads an e-mail from a guy who says his brother believes Phil is a genius who's show could be therapy for people with deep depression. Bud tells Phil he thinks its bullcrap.

Hour 1Mr Steven Bosell with another lawsuit. This one is against, incredibly, his five year old nephew for pointing at Steve's "lower body" and saying "shooting blanks" because that's what the little guy heard his aunt talking about. Steve is sure the kid is trying to humiliate him as a way of getting back at Steve for being drunk behind the wheel the night his father died 4 years ago. Steve is trying to "come at" the kid so the kid knows "it's on" in case the kid has anything in mind that's a bit heavier, like sitting in his car seat behind Steve all innocent and then suddenly driving a pencil into Steve's medulla. Phil then waxed grateful over how clean the studio was since he, Pelton and Neumann all couldn't get rid of a cold due to pollen, dust and other crap floating around in there.Hour 2Comb-Over Boy makes and appearance, once again getting it all wrong about Phil leaving KFI and going to Extra Sports AM 570. Boy says he is jealous of Phil's talent, sense of humor and over all superiority to Boy and so Boy is bitter. His callers point out he was also wrong about John and Ken leaving KFI. Boy breaks down and weeps his way through the end theme to his show. We then have a Herb Sewell listener flashback and Phil talks about his friend taking New England and giving the points in the Super Bowl and getting hosed. Charlie the Complainer calls to complain about the fact that with Phil going to Extra Sports AM570 he won't be able to complain about him being on KFI. David G. calls up and agrees with the caller, as usual. Phil reads an e-mail from an African American listener in Iceland, a first. Then Hal and Viola call to verify what station Phil is going to and in the process crash their airplane again.....Hour 3Jeff Dowder calls to talk about Go Daddy.Com, the business with the Super Bowl commercial that got yanked. he says they don't even exist. Then he gets confused about how he is supposed to tune his radio to another station to hear Phil. Mavis Leonard calls and, with her nephew Robert watching "Cops" in the background, she claims that at the Super Bowl half-time show, Paul McCartney "pulled it out of his fly." A man named John Benzinger calls to say he thought the entire halftime show was great if only McCartney hadn't "gone to the bathroom on stage." Darren Brown of C93 in Pierre, South Dakota calls to complain about Phil plugging his new LA station without giving him equal time. Bud goes through the phone again and kills him. Phil goes through the phone after Bud to help dispose of the body then tells Bud to get out of the phone. Phil then talks tequila, goes into more inventions of African Americans trying to educate Bud from his racist ways and explains to Bud why everyone hates Starbucks but still goes there.