Hour 1: Bob Green CEO of Frazier foods is on the program to talk about the story of the hotel owner in Taos New Mexico who told his Mexican employees to change their names and to not speak spanish in front of him. Bob is doing the same type of thing in his store by renaming the ethnic foods to Americanize them so Americans can understand them better. He claims that most Americans don't know what a Tortilla chip or salsa is. Hour 2: The White House continues to attack Fox News. Phil offers some commentary about this. Then he takes some phone calls. Chris Norton comes on the show to talk about the fact that Levi Johnston is going to pose for Playgirl magazine. Chris thinks only men will see this. He says that Levi has been emasulated by Sara Palin. Then Phil talks about climate change. Hour 3: Jack Armstrong comes on the show to talk about Fox News and CNN. He says that people who watch Fox News aren't too bright. Fox is boring for liberals and progressives. Then the stories we couldn't get to.

On tonight's show Jack Armstrong opened with a vigorous defense of Comedy Central for censoring "South Park." Well, actually all he said was that, as a liberal, he thought Jon Stewart was funnier and besides all "South Park" does are "booger" jokes. The next hour Rudy Canosa of J'em Lingerie offered that "big women" don't look good in lingerie but that if a man gives them a "la-la-la" and the sound effect of a distant foghorn they're fine. In the last hour Bob Green tells Phil of buying his girlfriend Vicki a "blood diamond." Bob justifies it by saying "the guy that mined it is dead anyway or chopped up someplace so I bought it to give his life meaning.

Starting things tonight, retired pilot Art Griego talked with Phil about the curious case of a woman who'd fallen asleep on a flight from Washington DC to Philadelphia...and woke up locked into an empty plane where she remained for four hours! Art told Phil and his audience that if you fall asleep during an entire flight, the flight attendants take it personally thinking you'don't care whether they live or die. As a consequence, they forget you're alive and don't bother to wake you after the flight lands or even notice you're there. Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, also joined us to talk about his new Trilogy Resort at Big Bear Lake, Ca. Enjoying the mountains is a wonderful way to spend the summer says Bob, not risking shark attack at the ocean and seeing the water turn dark red.

Tonight the weirdness of Don parsley, serial bull-shit artist, who claimed to Phil and his audience he has a condition called DPAS, Displaced Paranoia Anxiety Syndrome. That means he has a fear of a certain thing happening so he goes out and pretends that it did happen. He claims thats what the girl in Vancouver, Washington has and that's why she threw acid in her own face and said a black woman did it....because she was afraid a black woman was going to throw acid in her face someday anyway. And that's why Don beat himself in the face with a paperweight, dropped 50 Cent c.d.'s all around, ran over his own hand and threw himself in a ditch covered in grape drink....to make it look like he was set on by a gang of young black hooligans. Later we had Bob Green discussing a Wisconsin DA who, even while prosecuting a man for domestic abuse, was hitting on his girlfriend by way of "sexting." Bob says that honesty is the best policy and that when interviewing a woman for a job he "will tell her if I'm attracted to her so we can get that out in the open and set it over to the side."

Tonight, we welcome on Bob Green from Frazier Foods. How does Bob deal with dead beat's using Frazier Foods credit accounts? He contracts with Financial Foundation & Reclamation, a collection agency that doesn't muscle people. They simply say "If you were to die, say, within 48 to 72 hours from now, your children would assume your debts. Do you want that?" Some people though take that as a threat. "If they do, they do. It's not a threat but if it gets them to pay their bill, then what the hell...." Later, Lloyd Bonafide called to complain that those ASPCA commercials on cable about abused animals are irritating and even provoked him into kicking his dog and "flicking" a cat over his fence into a neigbors yard. In fact, the sight of a "flying cat" caused his neighbor, a widow with a nervous condition, to "flee her house through the front door, her robe flowing in the wind." It develops that this woman has suffered the nervous condition since her husband committed suicide some years before.....when he found out she was having an affair with Lloyd!

Bobbie and Steve Dooley have gotten rid of "Jesus Eggs" and "the Jesus Bunny" because Easter is now not allowed at Western Estates given what Bobby calls "the seperation of the state and the church and everything." Meanwhile Bob Green empathizes with an Albany, New York man who missed a big lottery payoff when he decided not to go in with his friends one week in buying a ticket. But when Bob found out some of his employees won at MegaMillions, he didn't want to feel like Kat Stacks getting slapped off a bar stool by Bow Wow. He sued them "for a taste."

Tonight Bob Green of Frazier Foods advocated fingerprinting and DNA sampling all adults AND kids taking part in Little League baseball. You don't know what these adults have been up to and you don't know what the kids are going to be up to, says Bob. DNA will help the authorities find out if these kids have any "hunchbacks or Jack the Ripper" in their gene pool... Pastor William Rennick joined the show. His Family Fund Kitchen helps feed poor families. But he also goes "table to table" telling these families he could help them remain anonymous and not be "plastered all over Facebook" if they coughed up $50. If they don't have the money, he could "throw them $50 to warm up the audience."* Then they'd have the bread. *The line "Throw you fifty bucks to warm up the audience" was originally in the film 'Quiz Show." The line "don't that make you wanna eat your flat hat" was originally in the film "The Last Detail."

First hour tonight was Vernon Dozier and Justin McElroy talking about how Justin's desire to be on American Idol may necessitate him taking a boyfriend and using a skin moisturizer. Vernon for his part says he can "readjust these kids." Second hour Bob Green was on attempting to explain that no matter how hot your daughter is don't succumb to the temptation. Bob didn't. Every day told himself, "I better not, I better not, I better not..." Hour wasn't bad until crap audio once again send Phil around the bend.

Curt Queedy and Guy Barton of the West Virginia State Senate talked about the debt ceiling, what a "koo-kooback" was (a kickback is crazy so the boys call it a 'koo-kooback'), a "goo-gooback" (a kickback is also childish hence 'goo-gooback') how a woman named "Mrs Fonebone" went into the ringtone business and started "Mrs. Fonebone's Ringtones" and why a deputy sheriff who is the son of Charlestons chief of police belongs in a nut house. Later it was Bob Green, live from "Buena Park Billiards" weighing in on the Netflix price hike. Bob told Phil that while the price was raised the Netflix customer will pay it and stay loyal because "that's what they were told to do, just like I tell my customers: 'You see this baby food. You'll buy it and you'll eat it....even if it's made out of baby because I told you to.'"

Bob Green , the CEO of Frazier Foods, a large retail grocery chain in the southwest and southeast, joins the show tonight to talk about the Mega-Millions jackpot. Selling the winning ticket to a blue-collar or homeless person can mean humiliation for a guy like Bob as he goes from being a role model for that person to being his "house slave." With Ted Bell, Lloyd Bonafide, Bud Dckman and Robert Leonard...