Hour 1: President Obama gives a speech at West Point. General Gayland Shaw is on the show to talk about it. He thinks the President told the conservatives what they want to hear. He says the President foreign policy is so complex the average person can't understand it. He is also upset that FOX news didn't hire him. Colonel Hunt was on and didn't even know how to use a map. The reality show people who crashed the White House party give their first interview. They claim they were invited. Hour 2: Seattle police kill the cop killer who killed 4 police officers in Lakewood Washington. Phil then talks about mental illness. He then takes a phone calls. There is news on climate change. Then Phil talks about the Pentagon papers. Hour 3: Bobbie and Steve Dooley are on to discuss Tiger Woods. She says women should expect that men are going to cheat on them. When women get married they get fatter, dumber and duller. It's normal for men to cheat. Bobbie actually got palpitations after learning that women don't know this fact. Then Phil talks about healthcare, then the stories we couldn't get to.

In the first hour, Bobbie and Steve Dooley tried to explain that while Jonothan Metz is a brave man for attempting to amputate his own arm after getting it caught in a furnance, you can hardly expect his beautiful fiance Melissa to stay with him. After all, says Bobbie, it's like what a fourth-grader said to her over at the elementary school....it's "bait and switch.." You marry a guy with two arms only to find out he has one..plus, if he lost the right arm, that's the one you wipe with. Does that mean she's going to have to do that for him too? Later, it's Lloyd Bonafide. He saw his grandson playing "Call to Duty." Lloyd thinks the boy needs to know that combat involves pain, not just sitting on a carpet and taking a break for " some of that stuff in a box he eats." So Lloyd bent the kids fingers back and crept up behind him with a scream...to simulate what a man sounds like when he's run over by a tank...Lloyd also walked up to kids at Wal-Mart playing "Ghost Recon" and pinched them "so they don't start thinking they're George Patton."

Bobbie and Steve Dooley were on to talk about the "Wig Way," that is encouraging womken who've had breasts cancer and have had their hair fall out from the chemo to wear wigs instead of "African scarves" to cover their heads. Bobbie believes that women who have "chemo cuts" are just looking for sympathy or they are trying to intimidate men with how tough they are.

RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy warns that the man who saved little Elisa Cardenas from a rapist/kidnapper may have "dropped the DA's case down a hole" by cutting the man off and stopping him. While RC says the man did a great thing, if they find he violated the kidnappers rights they may have to "put the little girl back in the guys truck and do the whole thing over again." Later it was Bobbie and Steve Dooley in a bizarre hour about formal hgh school dances and appropriate dresses for girls. Bobbie says that any girl wearing any dress that even hints at the possibility of a girls body being different from a boy's is provoking the boy's hormones. "Okay, your daughter can wear what she wants but we'll need bowls of condoms throughout the gym."

A discussion of Christmas and family tonight as we talked with the Dooleys, Bobbie and Steve, about how they extend invitations to family members living around the country and then "pray to the savior Jesus and say please.....PLEASE...make them turn down the invite and say no." Why this contradictory attitude? "It's polite and gracious to offer but it's also expected that people with class will say no." Bobbie says in California, when you invite relatives in from out of state to visit, people say they "got the smell of hog on them..." The hostage taking at a school board meeting in Florida was talked about by Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. While an armed security guard ended the standoff by shooting the gunmen who then took his own life, Jay doesn't think the guard was a hero. "I could have taken the guy without the use of a firearm. Just present a small target and come at him sideways so there's less wind resistance. Then lock my left arm around his neck and right arm across his head, rotate him 180 degress so the cameras see what I'm doing and snap his neck." The audience: Jay would never pass the standard psych test for cops.

The first hour tonight it was Warren Benmen, nervous Republican Party pollster, saying the only real shot the Republicans have in 2012 is convincing Gabrielle Giffords to run as a Republican. Going out on the campaign trail "with one eye-closed and a drool problem" would show us the injured but courageous face of America. Even if she were still bed-ridden, they could wheel her out, lower the microphone "and she could turn her head and say a few words." The next hour Bobbie and Steve Dooley came on to defend their allowing Seth and Justin to smoke nutmeg for a social sciences report. They were reported to police apparently by neighbor Mary Ramirez-Hurt who Bobbie thought "should have better things to do, what her ancestors coming over illegally, than to call the police on me." The Dooleys decided the best thing would be to revoke Ms Ramirez-Hurts drive-on pass to the community and lien the couples property "for making more paper-work for me dealing with her."

Tonight Justin McElroy and David G. Hall told Phil that if he is going to talk about Ryan Dunn he must not talk about the circumstances of his death out of repsect...no discussion of drinking, driving, speed or fire...otherwise he would get the "Sensitivity Alarm," a toilet flushing souind effect... Then Bobbie and Steve Dooley asked the audience to get on their side as they try and get some breathing room before allowing a wounded veteran, one with one leg that Bobbie is sure is a 'peg-leg', to move into their neighborhood

It was a madhouse on the show tonight with Bobbie and Steve Dooley claiming they need foodstamps with the US credit rating tanking and the probability of a double-dip recession. But that wasn't what really bothered Bobbie. It was Steve trying to get control of the phone from her. Margaret Grey was put out by news that colonics are bad for ones health, not good, as Margaret and her friends Lee Majors and William Shatner believe. Frank, for his part, doesn't want any of these colonic people "within 500 feet of me. I don't want them anywhere near me even though I love my wife Margaret. He's great." Dr. Jim Sadler and Chris Norton came on the show....Sadler "soaking in a tub" and Norton at the dance club "One Foot" in Redondo Beach...to give their individual takes on feral donkeys being transported from Hawaii and sterilized. Chris is against it because if word gets out donkeys are being sterilized then every adult star that ever used the word "donkey" in their name....guys like 'The Donkey Express" and "Donk Don"... will be discredited and laughed at.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley represent their PTO in discussing the Karen Klein story from upstate New York. She's the woman who was working as a bus monitor when two middle school boys verbally accosted her and even threatened her physically. Bobbie felt that being a MILF would get the boys attention and they'd be "all polite to me and stuff." She felt that boys that age are likely to poke something with a stick "if it looks freaky." Harvey Weirman called in with his legal partner Louis "Lunatic" Watson to comment. Watson is so nicknamed because he actually pulled a wad of peanut butter out of his underwear in court once to scare a judge and got 90 days instead for contempt. Harvey made it clear he'd turn those young men on the bus into "superkids, just like we had a supermoon."