Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police teamed up with the Gator Brigade of Central Florida to hunt pervs at the opening of the Wizadry World of Harry Potter in Orlando. As usual Jay is checking people out to make sure they aren't adults just taking advantage of the availablity of "so much veal." Jay also is suspicious of adults that don't look like their kids so he asks them "are you sure your wife was always faithful to you?" Later on David G. Hall gave Bud permission to blow a vuvuzela everytime he heard something cool. When Phil read a headline about a woman trying to lose her fear of monkeys by going to an island filled with monkeys, Bud blew the horn. Chris Norton talked about the guts it takes to have a Brazilian wax for men and the fact he charged women 5 bucks a head to watch him get one.

Tonight our guests were Insensitive German writer Shoell Heller and Chris Norton. We'll fill in the details later as we've had the Internet go down, if you'll pardon the expression.

Chris Norton, the 28 year old sometime telemarketar from Redondo Beach, California was promoting "the Sheen" and the power it (he) gives you. Then Wisconsin State Senator Rob Barnes was angry that his daughter disobeyed an order he gave her proving, in his mind, a Hitler Youth mentality in Wisconsin.

Bobbie Dooley was reporting from the House of Blues in West Hollywood where she and Steve attended the Obama $5,000 a plate dinner. Bobbie had Steve removed from the restaurant when he wouldn't "shut up" and then spoke with caller Chris Norton who lapsed into some kind of Tourette's episode. Later Don Micksa, from the University of Washington, came on the show to propose taxing tuitions to pay back the money given by our government to Solyndra. RC Collins called in to say Don was a "greennik" supposedly someone who is commited to green issues and also performs a certain kind of oral sex where "you're picking s*** out of your teeth." With Justin McCelroy, David G. Hall, Margaret Grey and Charlie LeFountaine.

Deane and Emerelda Wheeler demonstrate a type of mind-control, mind-over-matter disciplione similar to the "fire-walk" done by Tony Robbins' students that injured so many. In this one, Deane walks barefoot over "white hot steel spikes, the walk of steel to achieve mastery...which comes from masturbation." Well whatever it was it didn't wind up good for Dean. And all of it taking place while a Native American tribal drum group hangs around playing and making good tips. The next hour featured Chris Norton trying to make sure the good name of the late adult film actor John Holmes wasn't sullied by recent events. David Hall also came on the air to ask a question so inappropriate that we can't mention it even here. And Karen Deauville, her husband Herb and her brother Jerry called up to gush about the greatness of Phil's show... With Charlie Mitchner, Emerelda Wheeler and Bob Morning Sun and the Adobe Boys...

Starting the show tonight, Margaret Grey and General Gaylen Shaw are at a Chick-Fil-A in "Montavido" California where there is an "Appreciation Day" celebration going on. Maragret interviews people in line but despite her disapproval of Chick-Fil-A's stand on gay rights she has a "tenders basket" and claims it gave her the runs. General Shaw stands with Chick-Fil-A and Margaret is eventually run off, her underwear filling up. The next hour Larry Grover tries to give a preview of our episode 25 Free Phil Hendrie Podcast but is stopped, once again, by his mother who calls him "short stuff," "missle dick," and laughs when Larry tells the dentist "don't put that in my mouth." With Karen Deauville, Jerry Deauville, Herb Deauville and Chris Norton.

Phil brought on Chris Norton tonight who described a dance he did at a bachelorette party that involved "hip flexing"  and inadvertant contact with a womans nose... Bud and Robert pretended they were doing James Browns act including Bud wearing a cape (a beach towel) and Bud dancing like James Brown (limping around the stage...).