Hour 1:"Westside Story" Phil Hendrie talks about the incident that occurred last night when he got his ass kicked by Santa Claus live on the air, Phil begs his listeners to believe in the magic of Christmas. Margaret Gray joins the program, she is directing a prHour 2:Margaret Gray directs a production of "Westside Story" (continued) . Entertainment journalist Doug Dannger joins the program to talk about what's "red hot" in the world of entertainment and technology.Hour 3:Phil complains over the fact that there's no cool places for adults to hang out. Phil talks about buying Christmas presents for his kids. Phil reads a news story about a man who claims to be a relative of Jesus, and a man who drove his car into a Black An

Hour 1:Phil talks about Combover Boy, stupid radio callers, radio programmers, and how marijuana will save the environment. Phil talks about doing voiceover work on "Futurama" and explains how to prevent house fires.Hour 2:"Aborted Babies for Christopher Reeves" Margaret Gray joins the program, she is raising money to get abortions for poor women. Margaret explains that the fetal tissue of aborted babies is vital in getting Hollywood actor Christopher Reeves walking again.Hour 3:"Damnit, I Thought You Were Burke" Parapsychologist Robert Green joins the program to share a spiritualists theory on the Jon Benet Ramsey case. Dr.Green believes that Patsy Ramsey strangeled Jon Benet in a drunken stupor thinking she was Burke Ramsey her

Hour 1: "Jesus Christ Costume" Margaret Gray says that from historical perspective, she thought it would be a wonderful idea to dress her son Jason J. Delmonico as Jesus Christ for Halloween. Hour 2: "Feel the Fry Basket" Dave Oliva joins the program on the census report recently released that states only 32% of the Los Angeles population will be anglo in the year 2000. He says it's payback time and the white people should get used to handling fast food. Featured Line: "…I'll go over to their house and they'll be havin' a hamburger on a barbecue and I'll say 'Hey man, check it out. You might as well get used to this thing.' I'll give them the spatula, I'll let them have the feel of the spatula. How's it feel - the weight of it in their hand, you know, what's it like to get the fries into the oil. I made a little paper hat just for fun." Hour 3: Phil predicts who won the Braves vs. Yankees game and talks about Matthew Mcconaughey getting arrested for playing bongo drums naked in his house. Jeff Dowder chimes in. Relationship expert Rudy Canoza joins the program to talk about how well the James Bond women have aged. Show log by Mike Angileri.