Hour 1: Phil discusses a personal appearance at Rock Honda, the possible CD titles for his year 2000 cd and how much he's tired of the millennium crap. "Check Your 'Tards at the Door" - Margaret Gray joins from her Christmas party. Bud isn't allowed in because, well, she doesn't have retards at her party. Featured line: (talking to the doorman) "…the guy there with the misshapen head, yeah, I don't want him in." Hour 2: Phil talks about watching his kids and not stopping them from torturing each other when perhaps he should have and also discusses a fun game to play with them in the car, "Oh My God, the Throttle's Stuck." Phil takes a few callers (surprisingly) who discuss their own driving games. Hour 3: R.C. Collins is on with "The Teen Point of View" with special guest Chris Norton. The topic of the night is "What it's like when you're 16 years old and you're still a virgin," in R.C.'s words. Chris gets in a scuffle with a caller about how many women he's been with, he counts all positions as individual women. Featured line: "I slept with 9000 women…one time doggy, one time missionary, one time on top, one time her on top, one time ankles over her head, that's like four different times in one day!" Show log by Mike Angileri