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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Hour One:RC Collins comes on to say that as a young cadet at a military Academy, he has the right to partake in one of the military's greatest traditions: Going to the Donkey Show in Tijuana. It's something the Marines at Pendleton and the Navy seamen in San Diego have been doing for years so why can't he.Hour Two:Love Songs with Bob features love song dedications from NAMBLA members to their.....well anyway, Bob keeps playing the song "I Believe In Miracles" by Hot Chocolate. Whatever. Then Pastor William Rennick and his wife Miss Clara call in as the tune "I Believe In Miracles" is playing and the good Pastor does the Running Man, Cabbage Patch, Watusi, Mashed Potatoes and the Sprinkler as Clara does commentary. Rudy Canosa, owner of J'tiem Lingerie has a problem. Rudy, of the Argentinean love call "La-La-La," tells Phil a Muslim woman came into his shop and he was only having fun when he said to her, "Do you believe in Al-La-La-Lah?" Margaret Grey says that Robert Blake being found not guilty of killing his wife will only encourage guys like David Arquette ("a real screwball") and Brad Pitt to kill theirs. James Lipton of the Actors Studio interviews Leatherface. And then Leatherface chainsaws Lipton and takes over as host of the show. His first guest is Mickey Rourke. And he chainsaws Mickey Rourke. And then David G. Hall calls, interrupts the bit, and screams at Phil for milking it and not having any punch line. Phil says he does and all he ends up doing is having Leatherface chainsaw someone else. David is right.Hour Three:Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police believes Easter only scares kids who aren't raised in Christian homes because its all about "some guy coming back from a dirt nap." He will be monitoring conversations in restaurants and if he hears "any of this Jesus zombie talk" he'll ask people to stop. It turns out jay is an atheist and his agenda is fairly obvious. Not that the callers get it.

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Friday, May 3, 2019

Phil and the panel are back. Larry Grover is named “Christian businessman of the year” by Conservatives of Kern County. But things take a turn when they find out he was born into a cult. Bobbie Dooley discusses the fact some people who’ve never seen her think she’s black. And the fact she has a “deep, rich tan.”

Friday, December 9, 2005

Hour 1:Combover Boy joins the show, the topic of tonight's program is whether or not he's queer. Phil plugs the cd signing at Dave & Busters and talks about growing up in Arcadia. Phil talks about the Canadian TV Show "Trailer Park Boys." Bob Greene calls in to talk to Phil about Company Christmas Parties.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier is working at a mall as "That Son of A Bitch" Santa. He is upset because kids keeping farting his lap.Hour 3:Phil talks about Stanley Tookie Williams III. Phil reads some listener e-mail, talks about his Houston affiliate and the website.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka runs a gas station and says he won't sell to people that aren't polite about buying gas or look like they don't deserve it. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing Mel Gibson because the Passion of the Christ attempts to pawn a sex-stud Jesus onto women.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Hour 1:Channel 19 news anchor Don Berman was terminated from his job after he had an affair with a high school girl. He says that if people don't write letters to the station demanding he be reinstated then the will go on the air and tell everyone that there's no Santa Claus.Hour 2:Steve Bosell dressed up as Joseph in a X-mas pageant. Roy Hutchins laughed and called him King Tut. Steve retaliated by telling Roy's daughter that she's adopted.Hour 3:The Phil Hendrie Show presents... Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol". Phil plays the infamous "Nog Lip" flashback and takes some calls.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Hour 1:David Hall and Dr.Jim Sadler are upset with Phil because they weren't invited to the premiere of "Teachers." Phil talks about the sluggish sales of this years "Best of" CD.Hour 2:Phil talks about his commute to work, Mayor Villaraigosa, and LA traffic. Phil talks about what a drag it is when your folks get old. Caller John was at the first taping of "Teachers." R.C. Collins thinks people that wear ear pieces for cell phones look like they're in the military. Phil reads some e-mail and talks about Chris Penn.Hour 3:Rudy Canosa plays the new Ashley Simpson single called "La-La" to prove its sexy and in the process refers to the Argentinean "cow" who insulted his honor. The PHS show presents "Earl Pants Car Talk." Jeff Dowder talks about the surf on the west coast, and Hal & Viola check in on their way to Laughlin.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Hour 1:The Phil Hendrie Show presents: American Idol Auditions. Phil files a complaint from a disgruntled listener. Phil explains to Margaret Grey why he cut her off before she sings "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?". What if Jesus Christ came back as a cab driver?Hour 2:Phil reads some e-mail. Phil plays a flashback possibly featuring the real Betty White, Hal & Viola, Clara Bingham, and Bob Greene weigh in. Phil talks about allergy season and welcomes Dolly Parton to the program. The PHS presents: Gary Snails Computer Show.Hour 3:Larry Grover is on with Phil to discuss his recent arrest. See what happens when he tells the listeners he tried to have an escort accompany him to a function. Mavis Leonard joins Phil to discuss Tookie Williams. She used to baby-sit him as a child.

Monday, February 6, 2006

Hour 1:Phil discusses the Jackson Whites and who they are. R.C. Collins tells Phil that they outta go up in the mountains and flame throw all the Jackson Whites. Bud Dickman plays Porky Pig sound fx when Phil stumbles over his words. Margaret Gray joins the program with Harvey Wireman and Lloyd Bonifide to discuss Air America. Margaret & Harvey sing "I'd like to teach the world to sing"Hour 2:Lloyd Bonifide believes that trips to Japanese Steakhouses might trigger flashbacks for war veterans due to post traumatic stress syndrome.Hour 3:Chris Pootay's Love Songs is coming thru the airwaves...he's taking love song requests. David G. Hall decides to send in Dr. Toins to zap Phil. David G. Hall fires Phil for saying "Big box," right before he fires Bud and hires Harvey Wireman and Lloyd Bonifide. Margaret Grey joins us with a program called "Cavalcade of Cows." Herb Sewell joins us with a program called "Filmstars I'd like to take into my basement."

Thursday, August 29, 2002

Thursday, August 29, 2002 Hour 1: Margaret Gray's had a party for her son Jason Jay Delmonico, and his female classmate danced to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" and "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" while wearing a leotard and squirting milk on herself out of a milk bottle. Margaret showed the boys how to respect women by teaching them how to fold up a dollar bill and present it. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. David G Hall says there is too much money invested in Phil Hendrie, and everyone else is dispensible. SECOND HALF. Phil on San Diego, sports. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil on reality shows, Catholic church suits. SECOND HALF. Finding clothes to wear, playing phone games.

Friday, August 30, 2002

Friday, August 30, 2002 Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil on Guns & Roses and stagnation of rock and roll. SECOND HALF. Seeing Def Leppard at the 1993 state fair, Eminem. . Hour 2: Larry Grover has a pamphlet Dating Tips For Divorced Men. He says men should be picky about women, not the other way around. He puts Muslim ideas in a Christian light. Hour 3: Steve Bosell lost his son's respect when he showed Axel Rose on TV and it stunk. Another father showed him up by taking his kid to see Linkin Park and they had fun.

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