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Thursday, December 23, 2004

Thursday, December 23, 2004 Hour 1: Tonight Phil hosts an all request show. This means that every bit played on the air is a repeat of some piece of crap Phil did a while back, and you, the listener, enjoyed it so much that you asked to hear it again. The first hour features clips of Lloyd Bonifide pissed off about a neighbor’s sports car, Art Griego is wasted, Jeff Dowder wants to process his “number 2,” Pastor William Rennick hunts werewolf, Vernon Dozier does it his way, and Chris Norton teaches you how to dance sexy! Hour 2: Phil’s all request show continues! Chris Norton’s sexy dance kicks off the hour, since Phil messed it up last time. Clips from hour two include Dave Oliva flaunts his El Camino, Vernon Dozier seeks the love of an 18 year old student, Vernon Dozier again with “Plane go Boom,” and Jeff Dowder explains how jack rabbits start forest fires. Then Phil plays the classic clip of the guy calling in thinking he’s ordering a pizza! Hour 3: Final hour of the all request show starts with Bob Green and cat sandwich. Other requests include Steve Bosell beating children as the result of playing Halo, Silvia vs. David G. Hall, Jay Santos pulling over cars and belt-sanding off a little paint, Jay Santos again patrolling garage sales for child predators, and finally “All you can eat Negro!” Show log by Kyle Davis.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Hour 1:Harvey Wireman is on with Phil because he believes the Dove billboards are dangerous to drivers. When Phil asks him why, he goes on to say "because they feature fat women." Female callers are outraged and offended by Harvey's comments.Hour 2:Lloyd Bonafide is on with Phil because he ate a hot dog from a street vendor in New York City. Phil played a listener flashback titled "Jay' from 11/03/04. NFL Radical with host Jimmy Crack Corn, Pauly the Italian and Joey the Rabbi. They give their picks for the upcoming games.Hour 3:Herb Sewell is on talking about Oprah Winfrey's $100,000 reward for child molesters. Margaret Gray joins Phil because she does not like the press saying "pumped dry" when referring to New Orleans. Chris Norton is on to discuss his DVD series called "The Chris Norton Experience." Chaz Nathan is on with his Chaz Nathan's dope hour.

Thursday, November 3, 2005

Hour 1:Ray Collins calls in to discuss last nights segment on the Jackson Whites. He is upset with Phil because he went to their mountain and got shot. Jeff Dowder is on to discuss a hanging body that kids thought was a Halloween costume. They took the hanging body to school. Harvey Wireman calls in because he is representing Mick Monroe A.K.A. Ray Collins. Harvey tells Phil that Mick died from the gunshot wound he received from the Jackson Whites.Hour 2:Tales of the Frontier West...is featured. A man asks the Western man if they have the internet. Phil plays a listener flashback from the 1998 Best Of C.D. called Burning Bugs. Chris Norton is on to discuss "The Chris Norton MILF Method." He is teaching a seminar on how to get MILFS. Jay Santos calls in, he is having trouble swallowing his L's. Larry Grover calls in. The Latin Grammy's are coming up and he wants them broadcasted in English.Hour 3:Doug Danger calls in to ask Phil a very serious question. His question you ask "Are there any gay characters on "Teachers?" He gay bashes swishers. Phil reminds the audience of the webcast on November 11th.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Hour 1:R.C. Collins reads off the radio shows that are ripping off Phil. Phil thanks his listeners for their support after his mothers passing. Phil talks about the Steelers being back in the Superbowl and a press conference he participated in for "Teachers." Tom Leykis calls in to bring Phil's attention to a photo of him on the website. Phil says Sirius will never be able to censor Howard Stern.Hour 2:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are making sure people don't buy big screen TV's and then return them after the Superbowl.Hour 3:Chris Norton discusses a technique called the "Chris Norton Clean Break 2006" that keeps the women he sleeps with off his back.

Friday, March 3, 2006

Hour 1:Dave Oliva wants to advise people that garage sales are crap. He thinks there's a mass hypnosis that occurs when people see a garage sale sign and that it's time to call a spade a spade. All he's saying is that when comes to garage sales... "Buyer beware!" if it's not busted they wouldn't be selling it.Hour 2:Chris Norton discusses a technique he developed called the "Chris Norton Clean Break 2006" that keeps the women he sleeps with off his back.Hour 3:Margaret Grey believes the US Army is filled with Lynndie England's, "a lurching mob of 'gloids."

Friday, March 30, 2001

Brad Riffkin, author of "Falling Out of Favor: The Patsy Ramsey Story", joined us in the first hour. He thinks Patsy killed Jon Benet to re-gain favor with her book club. The second hour featured Austin Amarca. He thinks that Tim McVeigh was just playing a practical joke. In Saudi Aradia they used to throw flaming camel dung bombs. This was something like that... Chris Norton started the third hour to discuss his "sessy" phone sales technique. He makes women feel at ease and relax by saying things like, "How ya doin?" "Are you married?" Phil then went into a rant about the chick artist who stole the Chris Norton "No Bush Day" idea, and has women mail pubic hair to her. Bob Bakian wrapped things up with reports of spontaneous celebrations that Rosie O Donnel is definitely ending her show in 2002.

Ep. 146

Episode 166: Prom Night

It's Chris Norton promoting a new business. Instead of entrusting your daughter to some high school boy on prom night, hire Chris Norton, a MAN who knows his way around a punch bowl. From March, 2005.

Ep. 440

Thursday, July 3, 2014

On today's show, General Shaw had to "walk it off" early (basically he got pissed at something Phil said and walked away from the studio) and in the process needed to shift his penis from one side to the other. Larry Grover and Chris Norton traded observations on Americas's new sexual conservatism, Larry talking about the cleansers he keeps handy and Chris Norton on his irresistability. Vernon Dozier, talking about Hurricane Arthur, remembered spitting at Hurricane Katrina as he was driving out of New Orleans and telling it to "kiss my ass." During the BSP pre-show, Phil gave away an opportunity to be in the drawing for a VIP package to Phil's July 30th one-man show to KingKapp from Carson City, Nevada. He was the next caller after SeventhStranger incorrectly guessed that Phil was not wearing pants. Phil was, in fact, wearing pants... Episode 155 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Ep. 867

Monday, March 27, 2017

Chris Norton guest hosts and brings on one of the stars of his new, as yet unnamed, adult film (Norton Mountain or Rod Mountain?), Bob Meat. Bob explains that having sex on camera is not sex since you're having it with the equivalent of a made-up person or 'flesh robot.' Any baby born of that union would be a 'robot baby' and you wouldn't be paying 'child support.' You'd be paying 'robot maintenance.' Chris is all ears. The BSP Classic Hour is from April 2006. Phil speaks with a man named Jim Kettering who says that the Spanish influence in America with food items and city names has become overwhelming. Jim asks the question, should there be some kind of cooling off period?

Ep. 1254

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Bobbie Dooley and Margaret Grey get into it after Dooley tells her she needs a comb. Chris Norton is pushing a new product: “Chris Norton Lengthener.” Steve Bosell is suing the UN for laughing at Trump.

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