Mavis Leonard joined Phil to sing "Lobotomy Blues," an old blues song that "came up the LA river from Long Beach with the colored actors." The subject came up because they were talking about Amanda Bynes and Frances Farmer, two actors that seem to be ready for "the hammer and spike." Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist got into the Joe Francis story saying that Francis was 'a real waste of 'straight.' Also Doug revealed that as a gay man and gay journalist he'll only have sex with other gay journalists. "After them I'll have sex with women but only really beautiful ones and then after them gay guys who do anything for a living. Don Doogan, dog trainer, talked about a little Border Collie lost in the tornado that was reunited with his owner. Don said people need to understand dogs better. To that end Don dresses in costume and goes to peoples houses to put on a show about dogs. "Wearing women's clothes completely separates me from civilization. I wind up staggering around in the snow in high heels."

Tonight Doug Dannger, David G. Hall and Harvey Weirman discussed whether Doug should bring his act up to speed and instead of 'calling himself a gay man and gay journalist,' call himself a 'LGBT man and LGBT journalist.' Professor Emory Clayton was Phil's guest on the Paula Dean issue. Ms. Dean is alleged to have used the n-word while operating a restaurant. Clayton wanted to get a speech professor on to analyze the "plosive sound made by whites when they say 'boy' but instead Bud booked Warren Benmen, a man who has undergone speech therapy after falling from a broadcast tower and 'hitting every girder on the way down.

Dean Wheeler feels its disgusting beyond belief that a young giraffe was killed at the Copenhagen Zoo for lion food but that won't stop him from chopping down an old growth oak tree in his backyard just to watch 3 squirrels that he believes have been giving him shit fall to their deaths on the rocks below... Brad Rivkind and Doug Dannger comment on Michael Sam coming out as gay. The college football player who will soon be entering the NFL draft had Doug endorsing a hard line: Anybody asks, tell them you're gay and ask them what they want to do about it. Rivkind's advertising agency is pitching clients on the idea of following Sam around on the sidelines with a camera to see if he does anything "gay." Frank Grey debuted his new podcast "I Remember Hollywood."

Phil had another night working on the USA Show "Playing House", so we've got some more "Best Of" on the radio from March 16th, 2001. David G. Hall opened the show to discuss O'Hurlihey's Bar. Phil told David that he might be part Jewish. David is pissed that he would do this on St. Patty's Day. Phil wrapped up the first hour with a rant about the NCAA tournament. The second hour featured Dave Oliva, an aspiring entrepreneur. Dave was on to talk about "Sandwiches on the Go." He thinks that people who go bankrupt or have money troubles are weak of character. Doug Dannger started off the final hour to discuss the acceptance speaches at the Oscars. Doug thinks you should let the actors talk as long as they want if they win. The regular people that complain about it are simply jealous. Phil closed the show with a rant about the Oscars and Netflix.

The crew brings on a round-table of Doug Dannger, Don Berman, and Deane Wheeler to discuss the movie "The Imitation Game," which Doug thinks leans on the gay thing too heavy. Episode 297 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.