Hour 1Mr Steven Bosell with another lawsuit. This one is against, incredibly, his five year old nephew for pointing at Steve's "lower body" and saying "shooting blanks" because that's what the little guy heard his aunt talking about. Steve is sure the kid is trying to humiliate him as a way of getting back at Steve for being drunk behind the wheel the night his father died 4 years ago. Steve is trying to "come at" the kid so the kid knows "it's on" in case the kid has anything in mind that's a bit heavier, like sitting in his car seat behind Steve all innocent and then suddenly driving a pencil into Steve's medulla. Phil then waxed grateful over how clean the studio was since he, Pelton and Neumann all couldn't get rid of a cold due to pollen, dust and other crap floating around in there.Hour 2Comb-Over Boy makes and appearance, once again getting it all wrong about Phil leaving KFI and going to Extra Sports AM 570. Boy says he is jealous of Phil's talent, sense of humor and over all superiority to Boy and so Boy is bitter. His callers point out he was also wrong about John and Ken leaving KFI. Boy breaks down and weeps his way through the end theme to his show. We then have a Herb Sewell listener flashback and Phil talks about his friend taking New England and giving the points in the Super Bowl and getting hosed. Charlie the Complainer calls to complain about the fact that with Phil going to Extra Sports AM570 he won't be able to complain about him being on KFI. David G. calls up and agrees with the caller, as usual. Phil reads an e-mail from an African American listener in Iceland, a first. Then Hal and Viola call to verify what station Phil is going to and in the process crash their airplane again.....Hour 3Jeff Dowder calls to talk about Go Daddy.Com, the business with the Super Bowl commercial that got yanked. he says they don't even exist. Then he gets confused about how he is supposed to tune his radio to another station to hear Phil. Mavis Leonard calls and, with her nephew Robert watching "Cops" in the background, she claims that at the Super Bowl half-time show, Paul McCartney "pulled it out of his fly." A man named John Benzinger calls to say he thought the entire halftime show was great if only McCartney hadn't "gone to the bathroom on stage." Darren Brown of C93 in Pierre, South Dakota calls to complain about Phil plugging his new LA station without giving him equal time. Bud goes through the phone again and kills him. Phil goes through the phone after Bud to help dispose of the body then tells Bud to get out of the phone. Phil then talks tequila, goes into more inventions of African Americans trying to educate Bud from his racist ways and explains to Bud why everyone hates Starbucks but still goes there.

Hour One:Retired Army General Gaylan Shaw is interviewed by Phil concerning the reports of abuse at Guantanamo. General Shaw asserts that Guantanamo detainees are faking being abused the same way some "old ladies walk a cross walk really, really slow in order to make people sitting in their cars feel sorry for them."Hour Two:David G. Hall tells Phil to get the web cast time for Calcutta, India right because he doesn't want "a lot of dot heads calling me up and screaming at me..."...Phil tries to figure out what Air Americas hire/fire policy is....An Air America program director, Darren Browne of C93 in Pierre, S.D. is, once again, severely beaten by Bud who goes through the phone line to get to him....Jeff Dowder comes on to talk about ride safety following the tragedy at Disney World. He thinks its about time people "get certified to ride Dumbo or any elephant-like rides..."...Ted Bell tells Phil he saw a CHP cop flick a cigarette butt out a window.....Phil reads some e-mail..Hour Three:Phil speculates that Jethro Tull went from being a good blues band to a poncy, English folk-band when Ian Anderson found standing on one leg and playing a flute to be "stimulating..".....Phil tells everyone that driving in California traffic this summer will basically turn you into a cannibal....Phil remembers his mom and dad's Brazilian samba records...Mavis Leonard calls to say Michael Jackson should work his way back into show biz by doing a minstrel act...Larry Grover calls to say the Bush administration made the girl in Aruba disappear. He tells Phil with more discussions like that, Air America stations are bound to keep him.....Phil mentions the pictures on the website from Tucson which prompts Bud to ask why no one in the crowd is laughing. Caller Dean Wheeler wonders if nerve gas was being used.....Golfer Jim Fry, supposedly born without any arms, shows Phil how to hold a golf club with his teeth. David G. goes ballistic when Jim tells Phil to "put the shaft in his mouth...."

Hour 1:Father McQuarters and other cardinals have joined together in Rome to discuss the sainthood of Pope John Paul the 2nd. The Father turns black whenever Phil turns the music down! Phil replies to spam e-mails. Tsunami Sam sings a song about Tom Cruise in honor of "War of the Worlds." Phil talks a little bit about the film. Jeff Dowder shares some ideas with Phil on how Al Quaida can enter the country. Hal and Viola are dragging an ad for the "17th" annual R.V. caravan behind their plane.Hour 2:Summer school teacher Vernon Dozier says his students are allowed to come to school in their bathing suits. Mavis Leonard warns not to come to Florida because of shark attacks.Hour 3:David G. Hall fires Phil for saying "Big box," right before he fires Bud and hires Harvey Wireman and Lloyd Bonifide. Margaret Grey joins us with a program called "Cavalcade of Cows." Herb Sewell joins us with a program called "Filmstars I'd like to take into my basement." Phil reads some e-mail.