Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills, and his head chef Carl Chodillia roll out the chef's recipe for tri-tip. Ted flips out over the mention of a competitor's cheese spread. Raj Feneen and his son Todd discuss the latest travel ban executive order from Donald Trump. RC Collins on what's next for the Lakers and how long can Jeannie Buss hang on. The BSP Classic Show is from September 1, 2004, and Phil's birthday. Jay Santos is on patrol to harass motorists who pick their kids up at school but live less than 5 miles away.

Construction contractor Steve Bosell is back with stories of his daughter's super liberal school and his fear of the floating heads in a Honda ad. RC Collins on the Netherlands baseball team and why there are so many black guys on it. Chris Norton on having to reshoot and redo ads for Norton Mountain since his new stage name is "Rex Rodd." The BSP Classic Hour is from September 2001. Pastor Rennick says reparations for American slavery have begun with the victories of blacks in the US Open and the numerous black NFL quarterbacks. Phil closes mentioning seeing his doctor about his vocal cords and getting cortisone.

Don Micksa is another guy taking a bath and beyond being interviewed by Phil. Don talks about the downfall of Andrew Napolitano. Rudy Canosa spending so much time at Ted's of Beverly Hills has caused his lingerie store in Sherman Oaks to go straight to hell. Bobbie Dooley deals with the suspension of Tomi Lahren and what that means to SlapFight I. The BSP Classic Hour is from May 2002. RC Collins says that we should surrender with dignity and honor to Al Qaeda as a “tactical withdrawal” to survive. He says American men should “be prepared to give oral sex to their new Al Qaeda overlords."