SHOWING SEARCH RESULTS FOR

Search Results for: Ted Bell – Page 6

Ep. 49

Tonight Phil talked with Ted Bell about football salary caps and a female kicker trying out with the New York Jets. But Ted's real topic of discussion was concerning how he was not being taken seriously as a sports reporter. When conversation swung around to how much a Ted cost at his restaurant, Ted blurted out "When Seth McFarland used to sell his ass down on Wilshire for the price of a Ted, his ass was worth exactly $9.95." Bobbie Dooley discussed Joan Rivers controversial joke about the Holocaust and Hiedi Klum's dress. Bobbie said that she and Steve used to be insensitive to the Holocaust as well "until we tried eating that box lunch on the way to Oktoberfest and suddenly felt ill." Bunch of other baloney...
Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center was Phil's guest in the first hour to talk about America's eroding economy and how we'll still be expected to adopt African babies. Dean adopted three but sent them back as not being African enough. Ted Bell's Ted's Of Beverly Hills sponsored our second hour and Ted started in with how smart he is for buying gold. When people didn't seem to care that Ted had made gold serving trays for the restaurant or was installing a gold statue of himself and his wife and son out in front of his Beverly Hills home, Ted revealed that he had "a gold grill made that says 'Big Boy, Power 106'" and was on his way tomorrow to get it installed.
Ted Williams's cryogenically frozen head comes on the show to talk about being offered the anchor job at CBS. Ted's Head got angry when Phil asked him how he was holding the phone if he's just a head. Plus, Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills hits the air excited about his new promotion: "Ladies Night." And Justin McElroy says he and his friends want the freedom to say the "F" word and the "MF" word and others without adults telling them they can't.
Hour 1:The PHS presents... Cartoonists that should retire, get cancer, and die (besides Charles Schultz). Caller Meg calls in to discuss a recent comment Jerry Lewis made stating that "Women aren't funny." Meg says comic actresses in movies and TV are only "funnHour 2:"Women Aren't Funny" (continued from Hour 1) Ted Bell joins the program to talk about his new Beverly Hills Children's Museum. Ted Bell joins the program to talk about his new Beverly Hills Children's Museum. Ted wants parents of dead children to donate tHour 3:"Diorama Kids" Ted Bell joins the program to talk about his new Beverly Hills Children's Museum. (continued from hour 1). Bud Dickman's "Top 10 Head Injuries."

Show Log

The Rick Sanchez story was discussed by Phil and sponsor Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills this evening. In response to reports Sanchez disparaged Jewish people in the broadcast media, Ted told Phil there are just some things an employee cannot say. In fact Ted had to fire one waitress who dared say she supported Obama while Ted was in the building. He fired a bartender who had the bad taste to mention he was Roman Catholic to a customer. And he canned a valet who ran into the restaurant to tell Ted that Jughead of the Archie comics was "a homosexual." He was wrong. It was new character Kevin Keller.                       Kevin Keller.....gay Ted fired him too. The problem of texting in movie theaters was taken up by Citizen Auxiliary Police officer Jay Santos who told Phil and his listeners that  his crew will be out and about at movie theaters this weekend making sure no one is using their phone to text disparaging comments about movies they are watching to friends waiting outside. Movie theater managers are cracking down on texting in the theater and Jay has seen some of the texts. "This movie smells like one of your fathers farts," was one message allegedly texted by a mother to a ten year old daughter waiting outside. The purpose is to drive business away from the theater "for kicks."

Show Log

Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center was Phil's guest in the first hour to talk about America's eroding economy and how we'll still be expected to adopt African babies. Dean adopted three but sent them back as not being African enough. Gabriel Nittny, Ted's of Beverly Hills chef, shows off the type of grill-work Ted is having done on his own teeth. Ted Bell's Ted's Of Beverly Hills sponsored our second hour and Ted started in with how smart he is for buying gold. When people didn't seem to care that Ted had made gold serving trays for the restaurant or was installing a gold statue of himself and his wife and son out in front of his Beverly Hills home, Ted revealed that he had "a gold grill made that says 'Big Boy, Power 106'" and was on his way tomorrow to get it installed.

Show Log

From his son Josh throwing food on a bus and telling the woman who chastised him to "f*** off you dirty old t***" to the deep-seated insecurities brought on by hearing Soft Cell's "Sex Dwarf" and "Tainted Love" Ted Bell holds forth from Ted's of Beverly Hills tonight Later, Sholl Heller, from Germany's Inter magazine, is back on the show to discuss George Zimmerman being granted bail and Zimmerman's "apology" to Trayvon Martin's parents... With David G. Hall and Margaret Grey
Friday, January 7, 2005 Hour 1: The Skippy and Frank Show kicks off the program. Skippy and Frank call into Thai food restaurants to tell the workers that all their relatives died in the tsunami. It’s real cutting edge comedy! Then they get fired… again. Phil talks tsunami damage further and considers if a tidal wave of that magnitude would create the same destruction should it happed to LA. Bud has breaking news that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston split. Bud attempts to interview Jennifer Anniston from the bathroom at the LA Laker game. And a caller informs Phil that he’s got the rights to ‘Phil Hendrie Show’ and that Phil is breaking copyright law! Hour 2: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener. Hour 3: Harvey Wireman hosts Senior Chat. Tonight’s discussion revolves around which odious political opinions can you get away with among your family and loved ones because you are old and feeble. Later, Little Judy Horick is on the program. She is 5-year-old girl but she sounds like a 52 year old man. Phil reads the news. David G. Hall convinces Phil to let Tsunami Sam back on the air. Bob Bakian reports some bad news.
Monday, January 24, 2005 Hour 1: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is the guest for the hour. She explains that it is risky to rent property to single mothers. Margaret believes it is legitimate, as a landlord, to ask the question if all the children come from the same father, and worry if the woman has a lot of male callers coming to the home. Hour 3: Doug Dannger, writer for the Orange County Courier, is the guest in the third hour. Doug is a gay man and gay journalist, and he is writing an article about the Great American Smoke-out. As part of his investigation, he is going to out in public places and smoking to see how people react. He says because he is gay, nobody will have the temerity to go eyeball to eyeball with him and tell him to put out his cigarette. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Show Log

                                                   Bundy's Ranch  Phil brought on Ted Bell to discuss the kind of beef he buys from this Bundy guy.....Ted says its pretty old and may be slightly diseased but produces just the right kind of diarrhea that Ted's customers can "savor..." Ted brought on his lunch chef Larry to explain. It all culminates in an outdoor campaign that trumpets the Ted Bell slogan "Ted's of Beverly Hills...A River of Shit..." Phil, Bud and the General started commenting on some elderly women they saw on TV and their "back doors" which disgusted Margaret.. Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick came on to talk about an abuse story at a school in Atlanta. Pastor Rennick was also dealing with a group of chickens he got from kids at Easter Other weirdness...... Congrats to All Access BSP metcalfc of Mission Viejo, CA. winner of this mornings  iPad!
No more episodes to show

©2025 Phil Hendrie Show. All Rights Reserved