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Chris Plays the Hits!

Chris Putay went on the air last night, playing the "lightest of hits" as usual. At some point, irritated with playing what he thought were too many homosexual artists, sloppy engineering and the fact his phone screener was a young man he could barely understand due to a cleft palate, Chris beat up his engineer Bill Sr., and held him and the phone screener hostage... Listen with your BSP to find out how it all ended...

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hour 1: Bob Green CEO of Frazier foods is on the program to talk about the story of the hotel owner in Taos New Mexico who told his Mexican employees to change their names and to not speak spanish in front of him. Bob is doing the same type of thing in his store by renaming the ethnic foods to Americanize them so Americans can understand them better. He claims that most Americans don't know what a Tortilla chip or salsa is. Hour 2: The White House continues to attack Fox News. Phil offers some commentary about this. Then he takes some phone calls. Chris Norton comes on the show to talk about the fact that Levi Johnston is going to pose for Playgirl magazine. Chris thinks only men will see this. He says that Levi has been emasulated by Sara Palin. Then Phil talks about climate change. Hour 3: Jack Armstrong comes on the show to talk about Fox News and CNN. He says that people who watch Fox News aren't too bright. Fox is boring for liberals and progressives. Then the stories we couldn't get to.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Tonight we had in Chris Norton, a 28 year old telemarketar from Redondo Beach, California talking about how women like a man to "wheel them around, grab them by the shoulders and force a kiss on them because that's what they do in the movies." Chris did it....and got a sexual battery charge. Then Larry Grover, chairman of Conservatives of Kern County joined the show to talk with Phil about a philosophical conflict he is having: Should he support the Westboro Baptist Church's right to protest at military funerals or should he respect the right of the military family not to be harassed with hate while they lay their loved one to resgt? Larry is so torn he starts to cut himself on the air with a double-edge razor blade.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

We welcomed on the show tonight Chris Norton who, reluctantly, has taken Rep. Gabrielle Giffords off of his blogs' "Movers and Shakers" list. Outraging Phil and his audience, Chris said he had to do it because the pictures of her released after leaving the hospital showed "eye crimp, head dent and sag." Next up, it was retired attorney Harvey Weirman discussing what Anthony Weiner's next move should be. Harvey doesn't think quitting or even arrest is the answer. "What if it was Abraham Lincoln that tweeted his thing? What then?" Later, Harvey had his butler George draw him a bath and then went through his nightly aversion therapy ritual that helps him stay off of cigars....heating soup to boiling and then pouring it into his underwear.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Don Parsely tried to con Phil and his listeners into thinking he had experience as an escaped convict and therefore was the best man to try and bring in a fuigitive in New Hampshire. All he needs is $50,000. Chris Norton, a telemarketer and sometime pornstar, was 'forced" into breaking off his engagement to a young lady when he couldn't take the fact she had a double mastectomy. "I know it makes me look like a double-douche or a douche deluxe, if you will, but that's the way it is," said Chris while breathing through his mouth.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Vernon Dozier discusses recently released tapes of former New Orleans Saints coach Greg Williams encouraging his players to injure players on opposing teams. While Vernon realizes he's a high school coach there is something about that style of coaching that he wishes he could bring to the high school level. "Instead I got kids bringing apple sauce cake into my locker room that their MAH-MAH's made for them." Chris Norton has started a new mobile entertainment service. He realizes because there is a need for a clean, Christian entertainer for bachelorette parties so Chris decided to hire himself out as a "clean, modest male dancer for bachelorette parties" wearing suits only, such as the suit of an English professor (tweed jacket) or a chef (carrying a giant spoon).

Wednesday, December 11, 2002

Wednesday, December 11, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off by going off on some of the Hollywood elite on their attitude toward the U.S. Government after 9/11. Phil play a classic bit from the best of 2002 CD - “plane go boom.” Phil discusses Trent Lott and the like. Hour 2: Chris Norton says for women to go someone's house without a date is pathetic on Christmas day. He's offering his services, he's in high-demand, he's sessy. An episode of The Bob Heverly show. Phil explains the show and plays a bit from Margaret from the best of 2002 CD. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association says in order to sit with her and Steve at the table at the Christmas party you must have a certain standing in the community. You can't have cataracts and look strange. A bit from the best of 2002 CD with Jay Santos.

Thursday, December 2, 1999

Hour 1: Phil discusses a personal appearance at Rock Honda, the possible CD titles for his year 2000 cd and how much he's tired of the millennium crap. "Check Your 'Tards at the Door" - Margaret Gray joins from her Christmas party. Bud isn't allowed in because, well, she doesn't have retards at her party. Featured line: (talking to the doorman) "…the guy there with the misshapen head, yeah, I don't want him in." Hour 2: Phil talks about watching his kids and not stopping them from torturing each other when perhaps he should have and also discusses a fun game to play with them in the car, "Oh My God, the Throttle's Stuck." Phil takes a few callers (surprisingly) who discuss their own driving games. Hour 3: R.C. Collins is on with "The Teen Point of View" with special guest Chris Norton. The topic of the night is "What it's like when you're 16 years old and you're still a virgin," in R.C.'s words. Chris gets in a scuffle with a caller about how many women he's been with, he counts all positions as individual women. Featured line: "I slept with 9000 women…one time doggy, one time missionary, one time on top, one time her on top, one time ankles over her head, that's like four different times in one day!" Show log by Mike Angileri

Friday, December 17, 1999

Hour 1:"Buggered Teacher" Austin Amarka joins the program, he just found out that a teacher at his son's school is openly gay outside of campus. Austin is threatening to take this information to the police even though the man is a good teacher.Hour 2:"House Husband" Chris Norton says he contributes 50/50 in his relationship with his fiancee Julie. She is the breadwinner, Chris provides the sess.Hour 3:Phil reads the news story about UCLA kids setting fire to garbage cans. The Phil Hendrie Show presents... Al Pacino's NFL picks! Darryl Webber's Funky Chicken Cacophony & Liquor Jamboree with special guest, Al Pacino!

Friday, January 7, 2000

Hour 1:Live from Hollywood, Vic Prell hosts the 2nd annual Phil Hendrie Show "My Friends Place" Radiothon. Magaret Gray sings "Old Kentucky Home" to help get the phones going, Harvey Wireman and RC Collins share their personal testimonials about MyFriendsPlace.Hour 2:The Phil Hendrie Show "My Friends Place" Radiothon continues with calls from Chris Norton, Chris was fired for accessing adult web sites at work using the company credit card.Hour 3:The Phil Hendrie Show "My Friends Place" Radiothon continues. Phil talks about firing his cleaning staff. Joe Dickhead & the Professors NFL Picks. Austin Amarka is with an organization that is purposefully disseminating a phony ten commandments list.

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