Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills, and his head chef Carl Chodillia roll out the chef's recipe for tri-tip. Ted flips out over the mention of a competitor's cheese spread. Raj Feneen and his son Todd discuss the latest travel ban executive order from Donald Trump. RC Collins on what's next for the Lakers and how long can Jeannie Buss hang on. The BSP Classic Show is from September 1, 2004, and Phil's birthday. Jay Santos is on patrol to harass motorists who pick their kids up at school but live less than 5 miles away.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley tell Phil the unflattering photos of Trump have to stop.Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police worries about Kellyanne Conway "spreading." And Pastor William Rennick says "Jimmy Kibble" pulled a fast one at the Oscars. The BSP Classic Hour: Bobbie fears her son is depressed because he wouldn’t give her a kiss on the lips when she dropped him off at basketball practice. From December 1999.

Phil is completing his classes this week. Big accident. We thought it was last week. HOWEVER... We have a serious classic in the show today from March of last year... August Selson's Sexual Exclamation! Featuring August, a cave gnome named Mr. Fur, a centaur named Darrian, and, of course, Lady Beth. The panel interviews security consultant Jay Santos for information on why a Time Magazine photographer got beat on at the Trump rally in Alabama. Trump supporter Mark Henshaw. The BSP Classic Hour is from March 2001. It's Austin Amarca. He thinks that Tim McVeigh was just playing a practical joke.

Larry Grover recounts a rowdy Conservatives of Kern County town hall meeting where he had three burning bags of dog shit thrown at him. The crew interview Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. They've inaugurated the "Pants Patrol," cruising lovers lanes to see if young people have their pants on or not. RC Collins puts the lyrics of the Mickey Mouse Club theme song to "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by Scorpions as a sort of alt-right anthem. The BSP Classic Show stars Robert Green, a descendant of plantation owners who is suing the federal government for lost income as the result of the slaves being freed. Art Griego argues that Thanksgiving should be a white holiday. Also the Combover Boy Show, Jeff Dowdder and more! From December 2004.

Two years ago today, February 14, 2015, Kanye West's fashion show (everybody in pantyhose?) was all the rage. On this rare past BSP-only show, now heard here for the first time, a potpourri of weird happenings: from Margaret almost kicking Bud to death to Phil having to cut short the show again because of blood sugar issues (which, no doubt, Coach Dozier will rip him an ass over the following day). The BSP Classic Hour is from January 2005. Jay Santos of the Citizen’s Auxiliary Police is on to promote his program “Rain or Shine.” Jay describes people who drive slowly during inclement weather conditions as losers and gutless wonders, and that even in dangerous driving conditions, motorists should exceed a clip of at least 65 mph. Lloyd Bonafide threatens to turn Jay into a pile of ash with a pith helmet on top.

Ted Bell is serving up rabbit at Ted's of Beverly Hills and he has an eager customer in Professor Emory Clayton who grew to hate rabbits when a girl he knew spent more time with a pet rabbit than with Emory. Then Jay Santos is at a sports bar in West LA trying to figure out why more people aren't whooping it up for the Patriots. The BSP Classic Show, from January 2004 features Doug Dannger on the movie Cold Mountain’s which he believes alludes to the plight of today’s gays. Steve Bosell tosses his niece off a roof into a pile of snow just for fun, and she disappears into the snow. He was inspired by Steve Irwin.

Don Micksa, investigative reporter, discovers his wretched breath is from eating beef jerky and not flossing. Austin Amarka says Micksa's breath is so funky that it's "an affront to God's law." Bobbie Dooley's says Trump seemingly leaving Melania at the foot of the stairs when meeting the Obamas on Inauguration Day was all according to protocol. The BSP Classic Show is from September 1, 2004. It includes Jay Santos on patrol and harassing motorists who pick their kids up at school but live less than 5 miles away.

Today's show features interviews with Steve Bosell on his possible Trump regret, Jay Santos and the torrential Southern California rains, and Bobbie Dooley on the Kellyanne Conway fashion disaster. Plus the BSP Classic Hour from January 2005. Justin McElroy, a junior at LA Canyon High School, is protesting the ROTC on campus. He feels that his generation is smarter than previous generations, and they do not need basic training in the military. They get all the training they need playing Halo 2.

Phil is with filming with Drunk History today so we have a show from February, 2016. The Giant Siberian Unicorn, an actual species scientists believe coexisted with man, is of concern to Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay thinks people will be blissed-out thinking about the unicorn and not focus on driving. Also Chris Norton reveals how much he charges for a picture of his penis. And Karen Deauville talks about bleaching… The BSP Classic Hour, October 1999, is Vic Prell filling in for Phil and reading horrifying murder stories for Halloween, but his annoying voice makes them sound hip. David G. Hall defends Vic after Phil criticizes the way he is presenting the material.

Margaret talks to Craig Hinderhouse, a dance instructor, about the clogging lessons she's been taking. Steve Bosell finds a black guy who could play at the Trump inauguration without being controversial, the lead singer of Thin Lizzy, Phil Lynette. The BSP Classic Show from December 1999 features Phil reporting on George Harrison being attacked in his home by a man with a knife, Jay Santos talks about his “Angel on my shoulder” New Years program for kids and Art Bell visits to tell everyone Y2K is happening in a few hours.