Pagans Dean and Emerelda Wheeler plan quite the event December 25th Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center and a Druid priest in his "Pagan community" discussed an upcoming pagan event, the simulated sacrifice of an infant on the Capitol Mall Christmas day to get exposure for pagan, heathan and Wiccan religions. "We mean absolutely no offense, Phi, to any Christian but when they see us pretend to dagger-up and gut an infant we hope they think 'Christ child." Dean meanwhile was soaking in a tub and telling his wife in the background that if she used the toilet that he'd already backed-up she had to plunge it...

It was a madhouse on the show tonight with Bobbie and Steve Dooley claiming they need foodstamps with the US credit rating tanking and the probability of a double-dip recession. But that wasn't what really bothered Bobbie. It was Steve trying to get control of the phone from her. Margaret Grey was put out by news that colonics are bad for ones health, not good, as Margaret and her friends Lee Majors and William Shatner believe. Frank, for his part, doesn't want any of these colonic people "within 500 feet of me. I don't want them anywhere near me even though I love my wife Margaret. He's great." Dr. Jim Sadler and Chris Norton came on the show....Sadler "soaking in a tub" and Norton at the dance club "One Foot" in Redondo Beach...to give their individual takes on feral donkeys being transported from Hawaii and sterilized. Chris is against it because if word gets out donkeys are being sterilized then every adult star that ever used the word "donkey" in their name....guys like 'The Donkey Express" and "Donk Don"... will be discredited and laughed at.

Hour 1: Chris Norton is with the group Disband. He says the religious symbol, the wedding band, offends single men. It's not a separation of church and state. He preceeds to hit on all the female callers. Hour 2: In Massachusets a man gets complaints for putting up an American flag on the celing of his gym. Phil talks about heathcare reform. There were some gunshots fired in front of the hmoe of Lou Dobbs. There's an Ironswine episode regarding this story, then Phil takes some phone calls. Randal Terry thinks that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi should be burned in effegy on Halloween to protest healthcare legislation. Then some other news. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about a study that says children should be allowed to sleep in on the weekends to fight obesity. Vernon disagrees. He runs a fat camp called Camp Possibility. He says the study has no viability bacause the Chinese conducted it. He says fat people are worthless and they're not contributing to society. Then the stories we couldn't get to.

"Best Of" on the Radio Classic Shows on the Videocast: Thursday Feb 10, 2000 -"Valentines For Single Men" Rudy Canosa joins the program to give advice to single men who want to enjoy Valentines Day without being in a long-term relationship. Rudy says picking up on married women and then dumping them is a good way to enjoy the weekend Thursday, May 18, 2000--"Glock In My Bitches Ribs" Lloyd Bonifide discusses the NRA and explains why we have the Million Mom March to thank for the recent surge in membership. May 31, 2000--Chris Norton joins the program, he runs a website called Sessuality.com featuring photos of him that will remind older women how great it is to be with a younger guy. Tuesday, August 30, 2005--Father James McQuarters is on to tell Phil that he allows kids to use foul language on campus until Hurricane Katrina blows over. Listeners believe that Father James lacks respect because he does not demand it or conduct himself in a proper way. Phil plays a flashback of Bob Greene...The 30 Minute Delivery Service.  Tuesday July 5, 2005--Art Griego is a retired commercial pilot who believes local baseball diamonds should be turned into private aviation strips where kids can learn how to fly. He says hits far less likely a plane from the strip will crash into your house than a foul ball "will come sailing through your kitchen window and while you turn to get more Gerber's it takes your kids head clean off."

Chris Norton, the 28 year old sometime telemarketar from Redondo Beach, California was promoting "the Sheen" and the power it (he) gives you. Then Wisconsin State Senator Rob Barnes was angry that his daughter disobeyed an order he gave her proving, in his mind, a Hitler Youth mentality in Wisconsin.