Tonight, Doug Dannger, a Gay man and a Gay journalist, came on the show to discuss Brittney Spears and a lawsuit that accuses her of having sex in front of her kids, among other things. Doug told Phil that if Ms. Spears wanted to have sex in front of her kids there must be a reasonable explanation for it. One woman called to complain that Doug kept telling people he was gay. She had gay friends and they didn't have to say anything. Doug asked her "Then how did you know they were gay? I say it so you'll know. I'm not sneaking around trying to hide it like your hairdresser." In hour two it was Father James McQuarters saying that Christianity had lost the battle to Islam. Because of the "hayseed" image of southern Christians, like Terry Jones and his Koran burning, more and more "quality white men are leaving the Christian church and joining the Muslamics."

Tonight, Bob Green of Frazier Foods talked about his new book "The Cheap Way To The Top." While Bob believes the way to valid, solid success is his way, a slow and steady climb to the top through years of hard work, he has disdain for 'fly-by-night, overnight success stories like Ben and Jerry's." Bob says there is something "degenerate" about buying ice cream from two guys who look like they have diabetes... The following hour Dr. Ron Tarner takes Stepehn Hawking to task....again....by pointing up the hypocrisy of the man saying God didn't create the universe but still hosting TV specials. Ron stammers away that he still can't fathom this guy having so much popularity even as he moves himself about by pushing a stick with his chin.

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Chris Norton, a part-time telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, California joined us for our two-hour special on preparing kids for the world.  Mr. Norton is 26 years old and recently approached his father about getting money for a new business he wants to start, an adult film studio. His idea is to produce adult films based on regular movies like "Gone With The Wind" and "E.T." "I can have Rhett Butler getting oral from Scarlet O'Hara," says Chris. His father turned him down though and now Chris says he needs his parents to "come through with something" since they didn't prepare him properly for the world and he doesn't know how to fill out a job app. Chris spent the whole day today sitting on the couch at his parents house (where he also sleeps) filming himself masturbating "so I can get the techniques and stuff."

Tonight, Reverand David Casanova from the Casanova Ministries in Norco, California talks about spreading the word of Christ through honesty and sex. That's right, the Reverand  tells Phil that in a recent blog on their youth ministries web site he counseled young men to be honest with young ladies they pick up for a date. Young men are so used to telling young ladies "how nice" they look.  But be honest, says David. If they don't look nice tell them. "You're gonna be hard on the eyes tonight but I have a feeling you're going to start looking better and better." That's what Reverand Casanova calls "the healing power of the Holy Spirit." It's a religious act having sex with a girl you're not attracted to. After a couple of women give David a hard time though his true nature comes out. He confesses to Phil that after watching a documentary on, say, Ted Bundy, he stands up and applauds.

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Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner told Phil and his audience that if it came down to saving a students life or saving his career, the student goes down for the count. Anything that can be percieved as sexual assault or harassment he stays away from. So when Phil told him about a high school student who who put alligator clips on his nipples and had someone plug them into a wall socket resulting in the boy suffering serious injury, Tarner said he wouldn't go near that situation. "The alligator clips sound sexual. Same reason why I won't stop a kid who's dropped his pants to light a fart. People will think I'm joining in." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxilliary Police joined Phil the next hour and told Phil that if they outlaw smoking in multi-family dwellings, he and his "sub-commanders" have the Constitutional right to enter those dwellings and "put our nose to peoples clothing and fingers" to determine if they've been smoking." Afterall, says Jay, they are smokers and no one cares about the rights of smokers.

Tonight Steven Bosell of Corona, California realizes he's made a big mistake. He stopped voting Republican to vote for Obama but now sees all the love conservatives are getting with the Glenn Beck rally and wants to be Republican again. He had a "mixer" at his house Saturday night to entertain some heavies in the Corona conservative movement. He featured a deli platter from "Sam's Club" (with ghouda cheese) but couldn't get a commitment from the conservative leadership that night which would allow him to do his stand up act before different election rallies. "I couldn't do any of my racial material in front of liberals," says Steve. Margeret Grey joined us in hour two. She was at the Glenn Beck "Restoring Honor" rally and she says she didn't see much honor. "I was knuckled in front of the stage and I smelled marijuana smoke," Margaret told Phil. When he asked what "knuckled" was Margaret explained that she was walking to the front of the stage when she got fondled a certain way. She also said she thinks Beck "greenlit the use of weed on stage by certain underlings" and that he "was leering" at her.

It was Dave Oliva in our first hour tonight. Dave is an aspiring Los Angeles police officer taking Criminal Justice classes at LA Canyon College. He was on to comment on a family bringing suit against Sea World in Orlando because they claim their 10 year old son was taumatized witnessing the death of a trainer there in February. The woman died while performer in a show with a killer whale. Dave said that until animals are put under more stringent controls by humans kids are going to see these things and wind up "messed up like Edwin Kemper." He says humans "gotta do what we gotta do" to limit the violence done by wild animals to human beings. Later Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined the show. Bobbie told Phil that her sons friend-requested her on Facebook and, in fact, she is very popular with a lot of younger people because she's "cool" and doesn't lie to them like their parents, who'll say that texting bills are too expensive when Bobbie knows there are unlimited texting plans you can get. Bobbie tells Phil she has "over 4,000 friends and that's not normal for someone that isn't a movie star."

Robert Green of Frazier Foods and The Single Fathers Legal Fund is on to discuss the story of a child found playing with a used condom in a hotel room. It just so happens that years ago, as a newly single man, Mr. Green was living in a tiny apartment without any cleaning service because his ex-wife was "soaking" him for all his extra money. When his kids came to visit one weekend, his 8 year old daughter found a condom Bob had thought he'd tossed in the trash the night before, and was trying to put it on as a swimming cap. Bob blamed his wife for taking his extra money thus leaving his place without a maids service and condom wrappers lying everywhere. Plus, he had a basketball backboard set up over the garbage can and thought he'd made a bank shot. The following hour it's Vernon Dozier who assures Phil that Americans are so incensed with the Ground Zero mosque and the arrogance of the people putting it there that we are ready to toss the first amendment and live without freedom of religion. Better that than all the strife and mayhem. "There's one thing thing those beatniks in Moscow got right. That "no religion" thing. If some beatnik bums can do it, we can do it!" says Vernon.