On tonight's show Phil talked with Professor Don Micksa from the University of Washington about the threat of violence directed at Trey Parker and Matt Stone  from a certain Islamic web site for an episode of South Park deemed "offensive." Professor Micksa said that if Parker and Stone would take a sabbatical from talking about Mohammed "in a Panda suit and flying carpets" then maybe things would cool out. Raj Feneen, an Egyptian businessman, came on and to say there was no difference between a threat of violence for insulting Mohammed and a threat of violence for cutting in line at KFC. One is religious to Muslims and the other is religious to Americans. Phil then continued his babbling about the Iceland volcano and how it could change climate. He also had a meltdown off air during a break over the difference between centigrade and celsius.

In our opening hour, Clint Rolley of the San Gabriel Valley Patriots couldn't quite figure out how to attack the news that GM was paying its loan back. He feels Obama is still a socialist but it'll be real tough making that case when the government doesn't own GM anymore. In the second hour General Gaylen Shaw made a bizarre case for legalized maijuana in the armed services. General Shaw said that in Vietnam when soldiers smoked weed they donned war paint and wore necklaces made of ears and scalps taken from enemy soldiers. It was all part of the "warrior ritual" which soldiers that smoke herb can get into. Plus, our soldiers deserve "the best", in the words of the General. In our last hour, Phil wondered whether anyone other than him has brought up the climate change possibility with all the debris being put into the atmosphere by the Iceland volcano.

Starting the show tonight we had Ted Bell proposing a new "7 day work week." "We gotta know what we got in this country," said Ted. He believes the American people are soft. They think the weekend off is their inalienable right....like health-care. In the second hour Phil talked about the volcano in Iceland and the climate-change possibilities. He took a call from Herb Sewell briefly with Herb saying he'd never kidnap an autistic child. "I don't kidnap droolers." Phil threw him off. In the final hour, Vernon Dozier sounds increasingly anxious as he tells Phil the volcano in Iceland is a threat to life on the planet. His students told their parents to be prepared but they came back to class telling Vernon their parents didn't care. Vernon then took the class out to Azuza Canyon to see some caves used once by Chinese railroad workers. He told the kids that the volcano could force them into cave-dwelling where they'd become like Morlochs in the book "The Time Machine", eating the Eloi.

Art Griego, retired commercial pilot, came on in the first hour to blast pilots and aviation authorities for not having the guts to fly through the Iceland volcano smoke and soot. It was Art's opinion that today's pilots are superstitious. Everytime they see a volcano they think of the show "Lost" and some Stone Age pygmy warming up a soup pot for them. The following hour, The Phil Hendrie Show Vice-President of Syndication, David G. Hall, joined Phil to explain to him the secret of Glenn Beck and Fox News: lying. David tells Phil that if Phil lies boldly and effectively (Obama is going to nationalize all hospitals and the oil industry) people will believe him and he'll be rich. Simple as that. People would rather hear lies anyway. In the final hour, Margaret Grey calls in to explain why Whitney Houston has been struggling with her singing. Margaret is harrassed every time she tries to sing though by Bud, who keeps hitting the sound effect of a fog horn. Bit ideas from Glen.

Bob Green in hour one said he understood a New Jersey mothers fear that third grade boys dressing in women's clothing for a history project could promote the "gay agenda." Bob requested that Phil remove a picture of Phil's father from his Facebook page because Phil's dad is in it wearing a military dress kilt from World War Two and that sends a "mixed message" and promotes gender confusion. Phil refused and Bob threatened to drop Frazer Foods advertising from the Phil Hendrie Show. In hour two Phil made another one of his "ironclad" predictions (haha) and said there's no way Mitt Romney has Sarah Palin as a running mate. In hour three Bobbie Dooley is excited about a theatrical manager who's agreed to help her son Seth get into the "Kick Ass" sequel. Who cares if he's a 61 year old man that allegedly likes "young ass", Bobbie is sure this is the right move. Idea from Jarryd Castillo.

Leading the show off tonight was Larry Grover, chairman of Conservatives of Kern County, who has second thoughts about Sarah Palin being the face of the Tea Party Movement. For starters she's very "matriarchal." She reminds men too much of a shrill mother calling them home for dinner, a mother with booze on her breath and maybe the front of her robe open. Larry knows. His mother came on, later in the hour, and managed to tell the audience Larry isn't circumcised The next hour it was Dr. Jim Sadler who told Phil's listeners that even though Larry King may have screwed around on his wife, like Tiger Woods did to his, Larry is so respected, so loved and so needed by the American people he could be caught with an infant in a parked car and still be on the air the next night. The last hour was Phil rant time as he pronounced Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee and Ron Paul dead meat for the 2012 presidential run. Phil also sounded off on another "parent", this one suspicious of third grade boys being told to dress up as women for a class project because it "promotes the gay agenda."

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In the first hour, an idea courtesy of listener Glen has Brad Rivkind defending Bruce Redmond, 'Survivor' producer, from the possibility he''ll be charged with murdering his wife in Cancun, Mexico. Brad says producing a reality show where punks and nobody's go on to stardom while you sit behind a camera eating craft services food creates Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Mr. Redmond might have thought he was in a 'Survivor' competition, answering the door for room service, when his wife got there first. The next thng you know, says Brad "he's twisting her head all the way around like he's unscrewing the cap on a bottle of wine." The next hour was another hour of Phil telling Baby-Boomers what a pack of losers they are. This time out it's how bad they are as adoptive parents as he reads of an American woman sending her adopted Russian son back to where he came from....In hour three, also courtesy of Glen, Doug Dannger, Gay Man and Gay Journalist, explains that Charlie Sheen's violence toward women is most likely because he's in the closet. Doug knows. He says before he came out he lived with a variety of women and beat all of them up until one day "I was on my way to see a girl I'd put in the hospital and magically realized, right then and there, I was queer. I turned around and went back to my apartment and wrote a great column for the next days edition."

Father James McQuarters came on the show tonight to discuss Tiger Woods and what the Father calls a "Season of Forgiveness." And in the Fathers mind that would include forgiving the Catholic priests who molested children. Plus, according to the Father, as a Buddhist Woods is a member of the same religioon Richard Gere is a memeber of...and as far as Father McQuarters is concerned "You don't see the Pope sitting on a gerbil." David G. Hall called in to complain that McQuarters doesn't get how much money Woods is worth and what Woods is worth in ad revenue. David tells Phil that nowadays people have all kinds of religions and if Woods were a member of a Wiccan coven it wouldn't matter to him. Later on, Phil talked to Bud and Robert about whether or not Mr. Spock ever got his hair cut and if so did he ever use a bowl. Phil also talked about how "Media control" is the excuse dumb people use when someone gets something over on them.