Tonight, Doug Dannger, a Gay man and a Gay journalist, came on the show to discuss Brittney Spears and a lawsuit that accuses her of having sex in front of her kids, among other things. Doug told Phil that if Ms. Spears wanted to have sex in front of her kids there must be a reasonable explanation for it. One woman called to complain that Doug kept telling people he was gay. She had gay friends and they didn't have to say anything. Doug asked her "Then how did you know they were gay? I say it so you'll know. I'm not sneaking around trying to hide it like your hairdresser." In hour two it was Father James McQuarters saying that Christianity had lost the battle to Islam. Because of the "hayseed" image of southern Christians, like Terry Jones and his Koran burning, more and more "quality white men are leaving the Christian church and joining the Muslamics."

Pagans Dean and Emerelda Wheeler plan quite the event December 25th Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center and a Druid priest in his "Pagan community" discussed an upcoming pagan event, the simulated sacrifice of an infant on the Capitol Mall Christmas day to get exposure for pagan, heathan and Wiccan religions. "We mean absolutely no offense, Phi, to any Christian but when they see us pretend to dagger-up and gut an infant we hope they think 'Christ child." Dean meanwhile was soaking in a tub and telling his wife in the background that if she used the toilet that he'd already backed-up she had to plunge it...

It was a madhouse on the show tonight with Bobbie and Steve Dooley claiming they need foodstamps with the US credit rating tanking and the probability of a double-dip recession. But that wasn't what really bothered Bobbie. It was Steve trying to get control of the phone from her. Margaret Grey was put out by news that colonics are bad for ones health, not good, as Margaret and her friends Lee Majors and William Shatner believe. Frank, for his part, doesn't want any of these colonic people "within 500 feet of me. I don't want them anywhere near me even though I love my wife Margaret. He's great." Dr. Jim Sadler and Chris Norton came on the show....Sadler "soaking in a tub" and Norton at the dance club "One Foot" in Redondo Beach...to give their individual takes on feral donkeys being transported from Hawaii and sterilized. Chris is against it because if word gets out donkeys are being sterilized then every adult star that ever used the word "donkey" in their name....guys like 'The Donkey Express" and "Donk Don"... will be discredited and laughed at.

Hour 1: Raj Fajneen comes on to talk about the Superbowl. He seems to think that the New Orleans Saints won the game because the players were inspired by President Obama. On the other hand the Indianapolis Colts represents President Bush and just "layed down". Raj keeps calling people bastards and pigs saying that it's okay to call people that in his country. Hour 2: Phil talked about news most of the hour. Larry Grover did call in to say that he was out on a date with a lady who was also a conservative like himself. He told her that he was happy that congressman John Murtha was very ill. Needless to say the date didn't end too well. Hour 3: Chris Norton comes on the program to say that the country isn't ready for a female president. Maybe not for another 50 years. Mostly because all the women that have run for president lately are not hot. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Hour 1: Art Griego came on the show to talk about the story of two Northwest airlines pilots who overshot the runway in Minneapolis because they were on their laptops. They claim they were doing business but Art thinks they were on Facebook. He says the passengers don't want to know if something goes wrong in the cockpit. Then an episode of Ironswine. Hour 2: Chris Norton is coming out with a new calender featuring the 11 mistresses of Tiger Woods. He says Tiger Wood's commercial appeal isn't dead because men admire him for his talent and women are attracted to him. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder comes on to talk about the new game Call of Duty 4. He admires terrorism as a political tool. By playing Call of Duty you can be a terrorist and still stay alive and not get arrested. Jeff thinks that when people watch him play the game, they are terrorized.

Hour 1: Chris Norton is coming out with a new calender featuring the 11 mistresses of Tiger Woods. He says Tiger Wood's commercial appeal isn't dead because men admire him for his talent and women are attracted to him. Hour 2: Justin McElroy went to Norway with some other students to attend the Nobel Selection process. Justin says the war was forced on President Obama by George Bush. The President is intimidated by the military. Hour 3: Phil starts out the hour talking about Barbara Walter's interview with Michelle Obama. He plays part of Obama's Nobel Prize speech, then there's some commentary. Researchers find a drug free way to block fearful memories. MTV Jersey Shore gains protestors. Then the stories we couldn't get to.

Hour 1: Nearly half of all U.S. children and 90 percent of black youngsters will be on food stamps at some point during childhood. Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about this. He says he was hungry as a kid and children should pass out from hunger at least once in their lives, even if they die. Everyone wants their MaMa and food stamps aren't that bad. Jeff Dowder calls 911 to ask how to hang up a telephone. Hour 2: Chris Norton is with the group Disband. He says the religious symbol, the wedding band, offends single men. It's not a separation of church and state. He proceeds to hit on all the female callers. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about a study that says children should be allowed to sleep in on the weekends to fight obesity. Vernon disagrees. He runs a fat camp called Camp Possibility. He says the study has no viability because the Chinese conducted it. He says fat people are worthless and they're not contributing to society. At the 12:35 mark Dean Wheeler is on the show to talk about the Fort Shoot shooting. Dean says that the shooter Nidal did this to get out of going to war by wounding himself. He thinks that the incident was a blessing to say how wars are destructive, and mental health isn't an issue because Nidal was a psychiatrist. He would have self-diagnosed himself. He says it was humiliating for him to be wounded by a female police officer.

Hour 1: Chris Norton is with the group Disband. He says the religious symbol, the wedding band, offends single men. It's not a separation of church and state. He preceeds to hit on all the female callers. Hour 2: In Massachusets a man gets complaints for putting up an American flag on the celing of his gym. Phil talks about heathcare reform. There were some gunshots fired in front of the hmoe of Lou Dobbs. There's an Ironswine episode regarding this story, then Phil takes some phone calls. Randal Terry thinks that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi should be burned in effegy on Halloween to protest healthcare legislation. Then some other news. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about a study that says children should be allowed to sleep in on the weekends to fight obesity. Vernon disagrees. He runs a fat camp called Camp Possibility. He says the study has no viability bacause the Chinese conducted it. He says fat people are worthless and they're not contributing to society. Then the stories we couldn't get to.

"Best Of" on the Radio Classic Shows on the Videocast: Thursday Feb 10, 2000 -"Valentines For Single Men" Rudy Canosa joins the program to give advice to single men who want to enjoy Valentines Day without being in a long-term relationship. Rudy says picking up on married women and then dumping them is a good way to enjoy the weekend Thursday, May 18, 2000--"Glock In My Bitches Ribs" Lloyd Bonifide discusses the NRA and explains why we have the Million Mom March to thank for the recent surge in membership. May 31, 2000--Chris Norton joins the program, he runs a website called Sessuality.com featuring photos of him that will remind older women how great it is to be with a younger guy. Tuesday, August 30, 2005--Father James McQuarters is on to tell Phil that he allows kids to use foul language on campus until Hurricane Katrina blows over. Listeners believe that Father James lacks respect because he does not demand it or conduct himself in a proper way. Phil plays a flashback of Bob Greene...The 30 Minute Delivery Service.  Tuesday July 5, 2005--Art Griego is a retired commercial pilot who believes local baseball diamonds should be turned into private aviation strips where kids can learn how to fly. He says hits far less likely a plane from the strip will crash into your house than a foul ball "will come sailing through your kitchen window and while you turn to get more Gerber's it takes your kids head clean off."