Vernon Dozier gave us some behind the scenes from the BCS title game. When the camera isn't on a coach like Nick Saban, whose team is winning by 35 points, the coach is usually "in the stands playing grab ass, having a bottle of suds or eating barbecue." Chris Norton, a 28 year old telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, CA, the owner of "Norton 'Splodes Enner'tainmen" and an aspiring "adult film producer" talked to Phil about psychopaths that prey on single women in the Southern California bar scene. Chris explained that when he and his friends Guy Babcock, Jeff Velour, and Steve Bodine walk in they "chase the psychos out of there because all the women are more attracted to us."  Jeff Dowdder also made an appearance to prove to people how similar to Chris Norton's voice his voice is after Norton hung up on Phil for calling him 'Jeff' too many times.

Chris Norton of Norton 'Splodes Adult Entertainment joined Phil for a frank discussion of just how much money Chris' company has offered Casey Anthony for a "gonzo shoot." Chris said that while he can't pay her a lot of money she would have the confidence of knowing he is starring in it with her, shooting it, directing it, producing it and he owns the company. "Everything to soup to nuts..." Harvey Weirman, attorney at law, broke down the Casey Anthony jury's performance for Phil and analyzed the lawyers. Mr. Werman was particularly critical of Jose Baez's team calling it "a menagarie of freaks" from Dorothy Sims and "her Bozo hair" to Anne Frinell whom Harvey referred to as "It's Pat" to Cheney Mason, a guy Harvey said was "such a big liar I don't even think that's his real name."

Hour 1: The hour starts out with a story of the picture of the President checking out a woman's butt. Phil then goes on to explain how he likes women's butts. Vernon Dozier says he likes women with big breasts. He thinks the men in the United States Senate should stand up to Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer. Instead they want their Mama. Then Phil takes some calls. He talks about Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston. Chris Norton calls in to say he thinks Sarah Palin has sessuality. Then Larry Grover calls in to say Chris is disrespecting Sarah Palin. Chris keep calling the magazine Swank, Swang and Levi Johnston Levi Johnstone and it's driving Larry crazy. Hour 2: Bud starts out by saying Jeff Goldblum isn't doing movies because he's half fly. He thinks the movie The Fly was a documentary. Phil talks again about the club charging $1900 and not allowing black kids to swim in the pool. Then he takes some calls. There is a Lune Alert. A woman thinks that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Bobbie Dooley comes on the program to say it's okay for that daycare owner to forbid black kids to swim in the pool, because it happened at Western Estates. Hour 3: The hour starts out with a story of a man being gored by a bull in Pamplona Spain. A Boston zoo can't afford to stay operating so they are considering euthanizing all the animals. Phil takes some phone calls. Kurt Queedy and Guy Barton from the West Virginia State Legislature came on to say they have introduced a bill combining creationism and evolution. Towards the end of the hour there is some news. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Our show tonight featured a tribute to John Wooden, the late basketball coach of UCLA, sort of. Ted Bell sponsored the first hour and a half and was put off by all the praise pouring in for Mr. Wooden. "I invented the foil wrapped potato and yet people have more respect for a guy who taught 20 year old men how to put on socks." Chris Norton, telemarketerm adult film actor, aspiring porn producer and blogger joined the show to explain how it is Rush Limbaugh is marrying a woman who is "sort of hot" in Chris' words. "It mus' be abuse 'cause she woulda marrried a better looking guy with more sessual energy." When asked why Heidi Klum was with Seal, Chris said it was because Seal got scarred, in a rite of passage to manhood, "giving a beat down to a chimp in the high weeds outside his village."

Two hours with telemarketer Chris Norton tonight who is leaving the adult film business (or at least is taking a break) and running for the California State Senate. Chris said that the only way to hold the "'Publicans feet to the fire is to not only shut down the government but not pay military people either." Chris thinks keeping the paycheck away from military families is smart in case it lands in the hands of "deadbeats and freeloaders." Another area of concern is (but of course) military wives hitting buckets of balls and playing 3 pars trying to get their LPGA cards while their husbands risk death. *The line "Okay lunger, let's do it" was originally in the film "Tombstone."