Two years ago today, February 14, 2015, Kanye West's fashion show (everybody in pantyhose?) was all the rage. On this rare past BSP-only show, now heard here for the first time, a potpourri of weird happenings: from Margaret almost kicking Bud to death to Phil having to cut short the show again because of blood sugar issues (which, no doubt, Coach Dozier will rip him an ass over the following day). The BSP Classic Hour is from January 2005. Jay Santos of the Citizen’s Auxiliary Police is on to promote his program “Rain or Shine.” Jay describes people who drive slowly during inclement weather conditions as losers and gutless wonders, and that even in dangerous driving conditions, motorists should exceed a clip of at least 65 mph. Lloyd Bonafide threatens to turn Jay into a pile of ash with a pith helmet on top.

Ted Bell is serving up rabbit at Ted's of Beverly Hills and he has an eager customer in Professor Emory Clayton who grew to hate rabbits when a girl he knew spent more time with a pet rabbit than with Emory. Then Jay Santos is at a sports bar in West LA trying to figure out why more people aren't whooping it up for the Patriots. The BSP Classic Show, from January 2004 features Doug Dannger on the movie Cold Mountain’s which he believes alludes to the plight of today’s gays. Steve Bosell tosses his niece off a roof into a pile of snow just for fun, and she disappears into the snow. He was inspired by Steve Irwin.

Don Micksa, investigative reporter, discovers his wretched breath is from eating beef jerky and not flossing. Austin Amarka says Micksa's breath is so funky that it's "an affront to God's law." Bobbie Dooley's says Trump seemingly leaving Melania at the foot of the stairs when meeting the Obamas on Inauguration Day was all according to protocol. The BSP Classic Show is from September 1, 2004. It includes Jay Santos on patrol and harassing motorists who pick their kids up at school but live less than 5 miles away.

Today's show features interviews with Steve Bosell on his possible Trump regret, Jay Santos and the torrential Southern California rains, and Bobbie Dooley on the Kellyanne Conway fashion disaster. Plus the BSP Classic Hour from January 2005. Justin McElroy, a junior at LA Canyon High School, is protesting the ROTC on campus. He feels that his generation is smarter than previous generations, and they do not need basic training in the military. They get all the training they need playing Halo 2.

Phil is with filming with Drunk History today so we have a show from February, 2016. The Giant Siberian Unicorn, an actual species scientists believe coexisted with man, is of concern to Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay thinks people will be blissed-out thinking about the unicorn and not focus on driving. Also Chris Norton reveals how much he charges for a picture of his penis. And Karen Deauville talks about bleaching… The BSP Classic Hour, October 1999, is Vic Prell filling in for Phil and reading horrifying murder stories for Halloween, but his annoying voice makes them sound hip. David G. Hall defends Vic after Phil criticizes the way he is presenting the material.

Margaret talks to Craig Hinderhouse, a dance instructor, about the clogging lessons she's been taking. Steve Bosell finds a black guy who could play at the Trump inauguration without being controversial, the lead singer of Thin Lizzy, Phil Lynette. The BSP Classic Show from December 1999 features Phil reporting on George Harrison being attacked in his home by a man with a knife, Jay Santos talks about his “Angel on my shoulder” New Years program for kids and Art Bell visits to tell everyone Y2K is happening in a few hours.

Chef Chodillia makes beans and rice… from a box of Zatarain’s. Phil checks in with Jay Santos and the boys up in Oregon. Dr. Ron Tarner is pissed that he has to miss his vacation because North Korean bomb data has to be analyzed. Ron takes out his frustrations on a doll he made that laughs when it’s kicked down some stairs… Originally aired January 7, 2016. It's a BSP Classic Show from December, 2004 with Justin McElroy protesting the ROTC, on campus, Bobbie Dooley worrying about the year 2050, and Austin Amarka at a 4th of July party...

Phil checks in with the traffic trio of Bob Bakian, Sky Boy, and Boyd “Sky Baby” Sweetan. By the sound of it, things aren’t going so well… Then it’s a quick visit with Jay Santos and Brilly Hansen in Burn, OR as they monitor the militia thing happening there. Meanwhile, Bobbie Dooley and husband Steve talk about their new campaign, “guns don’t kill people, bullets do.” Originally aired January 6, 2016. The BSP Classic Hour: Steve Bosell joined the show in the second hour to say that he was inspired by Lance Armstrong. He bought $3,000 in cycling gear. Hutchins asked if, like Armstrong, he fit into the tight shorts because he only had one nut too. From July, 2001.

Citizens Auxiliary Police spokesman Jay Santos talks about recognizing a "joyhole" when a security guard is caught masturbating at a San Diego Chargers game. Margaret Grey and the panel comment on an ignoramus interviewing Jerry Lewis for the Hollywood Reporter . Harvey Weirman discusses the North Carolina "bathroom law." The BSP Classic Hour is from December 22, 2000. Chris Norton gives a “not non-hanky” co-worker a gift basket of vibrators for Christmas and she’s suing.

It's Tom Cattan and Jay Santos, who were at Phil's Improv show. Jay had a problem getting people to take him seriously. Tom was pitching his new "handful of grain for a handful of brain... and Vernon Dozier had had it with Phil's "world football" talk." Today's Classic Hour is from December, 2005. Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills joins the show. He is upset because he was caught sleeping with fat women in the liquor closet. Ted thinks his wife is wrong and should not be upset with him.