The smoke is still clearing from a shorted-out board and Phil biffing out near the jetty. The panel welcomes a debate between Trump supporter Mark Henshaw and Sanders man RC Collins. Jay Santos, on patrol with the Citizens Auxiliary Police, remembers driving with Uber one night. And from April 2005, Margaret Grey talks about her son Jason Jay Delmonico, a boy she and Frank adopted, and now he is in a movie. Don't forget to grab tickets for Phil Hendrie and Friends, May 6 at the Hollywood Improv Lab! Thank you!

The return of Chris Pootay's Love Songs in what Chris calls "The Pootay Chalet." Chris has interested syndicators into the studio to watch his show as he does his "Big O" dedications. That's where he intros the record by sounding like he's paddling it. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, Jay Santos discusses the recent cell phone driving bans. Jay stands on the side of the highway holding signs that say, “Hang it up." They also monitor cell phone conversations and will break in on conversation.

A year ago, Phil was melting down in studio as he screwed up one attempt at Chris Pootay after another. Watch the video with a BSP or listen free on our Soundcloud player!" "The BSP Classic Hour features Jay Santos from November, 1999 commenting on the female rugby team that was suspended after posing for a nude team photo. Jay says a photo of 'beastly' girls could be a concern to public safety.

It's Tom Cattan and Jay Santos, who were at Phil's Improv show. Jay had a problem getting people to take him seriously. Tom was pitching his new "handful of grain for a handful of brain... and Vernon Dozier had had it with Phil's "world football" talk." Today's Classic Hour is from December, 2005. Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills joins the show. He is upset because he was caught sleeping with fat women in the liquor closet. Ted thinks his wife is wrong and should not be upset with him.

Phil is with filming with Drunk History today so we have a show from February, 2016. The Giant Siberian Unicorn, an actual species scientists believe coexisted with man, is of concern to Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay thinks people will be blissed-out thinking about the unicorn and not focus on driving. Also Chris Norton reveals how much he charges for a picture of his penis. And Karen Deauville talks about bleaching… The BSP Classic Hour, October 1999, is Vic Prell filling in for Phil and reading horrifying murder stories for Halloween, but his annoying voice makes them sound hip. David G. Hall defends Vic after Phil criticizes the way he is presenting the material.

General Gaylen Shaw welcomes guest commentator Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. The movie is "The Payoff." It's dog shit but does feature the charming Tina Thayer. Jay remembers 'missions' he's been in.