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Ep. 1800

The Jay Santos Show is on the air. Jay guest hosts and talks about his battle for control

Ep. 1324

Phil and the panel return from the holiday break. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discusses hosting the Facebook Live and his... usual escape...from the exploding lighter. Herb Sewell joins Jay to protest the use of his voice with animate images created by Phil on his iPhone.

Ep. 1239

Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police raid a tap dance class thinking they're rehearsing “the nutcracker,” which Jay takes as a terrorist threat. Larry Grover talks about President Trump getting screwed over.

Show Log

Joe Dickhead made his first apperance on the show in years as he recounted Joe Flacco's dumb bell advice to teamates at the end of the Super Bowl: If 49er return man Ted Ginn looked like he was going to break it "run onto the field and tackle him." That's a penalty, said Joe, punishable by, among other things, awarding the opposition a score! Steve Bossell and Jay Santos of the CAP squared off over Jay "interdicting" Steve one afternoon at Steve's house while he was trying to teach April Jr. how to ride side-saddle... As Jay got out of his blacked out van and approached Steve wearing his "helmet-cam" Steve let out an effeminate scream that Jay now has on tape... Phil got into the history of the Duke Blue Devil mascot and it doesn't have anything to do with the temperature in hell...
The program kicked off with Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police telling Phil that his new security officers service offers a new kind a security guard, an individual who can pretend he's demented  so he scares not only outside intruders but also any of your employees who happen to be stealing office equipment. One of his subcommanders, Randy Gleason, can even do the laugh of a deranged man playing with a hamster. "Phil I think we know from the many horror movies we've seen, the guy who is emotional unstable can tear your arms off," said Officer Santos. The following hour General Gaylen Shaw guested with Phil to defend talk show host Ed Schultz who called fellow host Laura Ingraham a "talk slut." While General Shaw, a fellow liberal,  condemned what Ed said he also couldn't quite bring himself to entirely repudiate it. "How do we know she isn't a slut," said Shaw, "even though I don't like calling her one?"

Ep. 350

Phil introduced Nikki via Skype from the DC area. The crew talked about the continuing search for Malaysia Airlines 370. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was into his report when suddenly General Gaylen Shaw, angry for some reason, said he didn't want to talk anymore to "this Mr. Santos from the Citizens Dick-suckery Police..." Bud Dickman ran afoul of Margaret Grey for remarking that someone was good at "putting asses in seats and, if you will, asses on faces." Also The Stephen Colbert Report's so-called offensive tweet was kicked around by Phil and Nikki. Some suit at Comedy Central tweeted some lame shit on the Colbert Report account and got Colbert in trouble, people thinking he was firing up a chapter of the anti-Chinese League. Margaret Grey let Nikki know the phrases that carry strong double entendre and that she'll have "none of." They are: "blow by blow", "that's a mouthful", "lickity-split", "he's a handful", "they were licked", "I beat the spread." There are others, but you get the idea. On the Bobbie Dooley Podcast, Bobbie demonstrates and also has a tape handy of the way she sounds when "Steve gives it to her good." Episode 87 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.
Wednesday, August 4, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos is jealous about his son's inappropriate sexual relationship with his teacher. He's asking people not to talk about Mary Kay Letourneau otherwise he'll ask them to step outside and show some ID; after all, it's trivial and there's a war going on. Flashback of 2004-08-03b MGR. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Ep. 2744

Phil is “live” in South Florida presenting the Best of Jay Santos

Ep. 2774

“Operation: Jay Santos”

Ep. 875

Jay Santos is closing lanes on the 405 and 101 near traffic accidents and conducting random searches to “take a peek around”. -Show Log by Charlie Ferguson
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