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"Hey Phil, I have been trying to find out the name and location of the first episode I ever heard from you. It was the Jay Santos 8 piece bucket of extra crispy chicken episode. In the skit Jay makes claims that on his lunch break he doesn't have to perform his duties. I think there was a lady trapped in a flood and Jay questioned if 'She made a bonehead play' Any help you can give me would be great, I'm a backstage pass member too (scottfla77) Thanks for helping me to laugh for all these years."

Show Log

Show Log For Thursday April 10, 2014

Bill: "He'd slit your throat for a farthing Speech impediments were the order of the day on this mornings show. Another Phil Phlip Out as well, this time on what a bunch of stumble-bums they have at CNN and Fox on the handling of this school stabbing story. Phil said that they're all making it worse and they all blow cow. Later on Art Griego gave his morning report on Malaysia Air Flight 370 while Phil was dealing with General Shaw's voice cracking again and "squeeking out." Jay Santos talked about the recovery of a kidnap victim by the elite FBI Hostage Rescue Team. Jay got excited about what he said was an operation where FBI people "swooped in and swooped up the guy and then swooped out again." Meanwhile Jay almost strangled to death on his inability to pronounce the letter "L." And Reverend Dave Castorini came on the show to talk about same sex marriage but because he apparently had not taken his Adderal his speech started to "Fudd," or sound like Elmer Fudd. Get a BSP and quit throwing your money into a toilet everyday...

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Hour 1: Phil talks some politics. A man carries a gun to a presidential rally. Thomas Jefferson is mentioned. There are some phone calls Jay Santos calls in to talk about bringing guns to rally's. He thinks that his auxiliary police blends at these rally's so they should be able to carry guns. Hour 2: Phil talks about Government growth. CNN bans talk show hosts. There are some phone calls. Phil talks about politics and town hall meetings. Hour 3: Phil starts out talking about healthcare, then takes some phone calls. A Muslim girl converts to Christianity and fears for her life. Then the stories we couldn't get to.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Hour 1: Dr Ron Tarner comes on the program to talk about the parallels between Avatar and the Scott Brown election. He says that because a lot of people went to see Avatar, the election of Scott Brown is a fluke because of it's progressive message. It's a pro environment and anti corporation movie. Hour 2: Jay Santos talks about the fact that the aid for the Haitian people should be sent to the Katrina people instead. Also the people in Haiti should really speak English. Later Phil talks about Charlie Sheen and how men treat women when the woman's man isn't around. Then about the telethon for Haiti. Phil says to be careful who you donate to. The money doesn't always go to help the people. A good place to find out where the good charities are is www.charitynavigator.org. Hour 3: Phil talks about various news stories this hour including healthcare, Conan O'Brien leaving the Tonight show, the White House crashers, and other random stuff. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Monday, November 9, 2009

Hour 1: Jay Santos is on the show to talk about the Fort Hood shooting. He said the United States Army blew it. He emailed an idea to dress up an Army Intelligence Officer as a virgin to talk to this guy Hassan when he comes out of his coma. He'll think he's in heaven so maybe he'll give up some information. The Army dismissed his email and basically laughed in his face. Phil mentions the execution of John Mohammad. Today is the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Hour 2: Guy Barton and Kurt Queedy are on the show to talk about healthcare covering abortions. The say that Republican women will go along with the public plan if wealthy women are covered too. Hour 3: The Wall Street bankers have more access to the swine flu vaccine than the average person. Bob Green agrees with this. He's on the show to say that the first people to get vaccinated are the President and his family, the members of congress, business leaders and their families, little children and finally old people. Then the stories we couldn't get to.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Bobbie Dooley began the festivities saying that the best way to combat bullying was to go along with the kids and not be marked as a "spaz" or a "douchebag." It's "the lingo of the kids" according to Bobbie. Integrate yourself, says Bobbie. If the kids make fun of you for being fat, go on a diet. What would you rather have? A living, pregant, popular daughter or a spaz swinging from a rope in the garage......Harry Shearer, mercifully, joined us in the second hour talking about his new album "Greed and Fear" and the bad old days at Saturday Night Live....Final hour, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police said the militia groups are all Mickey Mouse and what we should really be on guard against are the tight skirts and baggy pants worn by todays teens...."I guess you guys haven't heard. We just got the news. Gonorrhea's just hit Mach one. It's gone super-bug."

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Attorney Darren Brown joined Phil for a discussion of the lawsuit against Google whereby a woman got hit by a car after using the Google Maps direction feature. Is it frivolous? Hardly, according to Darren. Google is a big company. They can afford it. The thing that is unjust to Darren is that the lawyer representing the plaintiff in the Google case got there first while Darren and the rest of the lawyers of the world have to wait in line for their big shot. He was gonna sue BP and then along came the oil leak and that trumped his chicken-crap credit card class-action. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police announced tonight that he and his subcommanders will be outside theaters throughout Southern California on June 11 when "The A Team" comes out. They'll be asking people in line questions and looking over their apparel to make sure none of them are "hyper-patriotic" and are likely to come out of the theater "and want to go and buy a van and blow things up."

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

On the show tonight Wisconsin teacher Rob Barnes returns to say it's time Walker give the Democrats some face-saving move so they don't look like a**holes to their kids. And then it's Jay Santos with sure fire techniques to identify the next violent, out-of-control student at your school! Also Vernon Dozier on slapping some 'tough' into his football players.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Vernon Dozier, an administrator and teacher at Belmar Academy, decided to do battle with two female students on Facebook, drawing dirty pictures and calling them sluts. Later, it's Jay Santos, Citizens Auxiliary Police Brigadier Admiral, who identifies the main problem at airport security being people taking too much time putting their shoes back on.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was pulling people over while experimenting with a new red light in the "Paddy Wagon." One woman led him right to the police. Dr. Ron Tarner uses the disaster in Japan as an excuse for brainwashing middle-schoolers.

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