Tuesday, November 19, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Paulie" Dintino Hour 1: Steve Bosell starts the show this evening. He's a construction contractor and is on to tell us that he came home and told his wife's friend she has a “nice camel toe.” He's suing the woman for canceling the contact for an addition he was going to put on her house and because she has no sense of humor. Flashback with Paul Tubby Lane. Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley ask two gay homeowners at Western Estates to move because one is HIV positive. They are responsible for Western Estates winning “Gated Community of the Year” in Spa Life magazine but they still gotta go. Flashback with where R.C. Collins has some fresh ideas about capturing Osama Bin Laden. Hour 3 Phil talks about the news of Phil firing Bud Dickman made a radio website! Punchy Sanderson and George Foreman host the Vernon Forest Vs. Michael Jackson fight. Phil talks about Eminem's boyhood going on sale on Ebay.

Tuesday, December 3, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about some Christmas programing. Flashback from Yesterday with Dave Oliva. General Johnson Jameson talks to Art Bell about Spielbergs special "Taken" and how he feels he's been raped. Phil talks about pre-war news. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonified takes issue with "wife-beater" t-shirts...anyone lays a hand on his daughter, they will die screaming. Phil decides to punish the audience because the phone calls sucked. Hour 3: Larry Grover joins the show to talk about true love. It's lost for Larry when his soul-mate (who's pregnant) farts in bed, like a pig. R.C. Collins interrupts Phil to ask if you have sex with yourself, does that make you gay?

Thursday, December 5, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier comes on to say President Bush and how he's letting his “Da-Da” and “Ma Ma” influence his decision on Iraq...Phil/Vernon cracks up. “Da-da, watch me, I go poo in bowl.” Father McQuarter comes on to discuss Islam. Phil talks about United Airlines filing bankruptcy – takes a real call – lady calls him a jackass. Hour 2: Don Burman of Channel 19 News has had two children with interns at his TV station. Flashback from Art Griego where he served in Vietnam (for Canada). Vernon and Raj Fahneen join Phil in-studio. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder joins in to tell us why we're really going to war... “Oil comes from Iraq and Texas too.” R.C. Collins of Bradley Military Academy thinks he's being trained for nothing.

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Tony Neil joins Phil to insert messages in video games to help parents with kids. The problem is the messages are sponsored: “don't smoke, but if you're going to smoke, smoke Camels” Phil is playing too much Madden 2003. Hour 2: R.C. Collins of Bradly Military Academy come on the show – he thinks it's OK for the military to go over to Iraq and commit war crimes against civilians because people like Martin Sheen and Laurence “Bone” signed a petition against the war. Pastor Rennick flashback from last night's show. Hour 3: Phil discusses some news. “Straight talk from Phil Hendrie”where he helps you get your significant other to watch the game with you. “The Bob Heverly Show and a drunken Christmas.” Phil has some road rage.

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: A student gives his teacher a gift for Christmas, a nursing bra and a vibrator. His father, Eric Hester now wants to take her out for a cocktail. The Come-over Boy Show is on...check it out (on the Phil Hendrie show). Hour 2: The biggest forgotten news of 2002...Greta Van Sustern got her eyes done. Phil talks about some other stuff of that happened throughout the year. A bit tried on Monday, is re-tried with R.C. Collins. Bit from Bobbie Dooley yesterday – Racism is “so yesterday.” Hour 3: Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police comes on say if you're in a mall parking lot more than 90 minutes, you'll have your tires deflated and paint chipped off it so you can be identified. Phil talks about Disneyland and the small pox vaccine.

Monday, December 23, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Jay Santos come on to talk about how people behave at Christmas parties. Lewd and Crude behavior will be monitored by the Citizens Auxiliary Police. A flashback with Paul "Tubby" Lane where he pisses in his pants when he's racing a Sega video game. Hour 2: An hour with Margaret Gray, she thinks first-class flying should be reserved for actors, celebrities and the weathly because she saw a woman there who looked uncomfortable with the first-class menu and a DVD player. She returns also with another entertainment report. Hour 3: Feature bit from the 2002 best of CD with R.C. Collins. Larry Grover and a woman in his office have counter-sexual harassment lawsuit claims against each other because she brought in an ultrasound picture to show off her pregnancy and he got her back by putting up a picture of his private area. Another bit from the 2002 best of CD.

Tuesday, December 24, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Pastor William Rennick from Joyful Union Congregation is on to discuss the Christmas Show at the church. In the show, one of the wise men has a bomb strapped to his chest, pulls the string and explodes the bomb where a Jesus doll is catapulted into the crowd. Whoever catches it wins the door prize. Also, a flashback from Lloyd & R.C. Collins. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley joins Phil this hour to talk about her “Springtacular” but brings up the fact that her and Steve took sledgehammers to a used car in their neighborhood because it breaks the CCNRs of her homeowners association. Also a couple flashbacks. Hour 3: Johnny Hangle from KHUNG radio with some Christmas Tunes. Don Parsley is a Santa in a mall – he got fired after he told the kids they were “lying pieces of S.”

Thursday, December 26, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Larry Grover joins the program to talk about how men have the power to pick the women they want to go out with, not the other way around. He's a catch because he's respectful to women asking them to clean, scrub & for sex. Phil tells he did the voice of Larry for the last bit. Margaret was on the show last night and told how had a birthday party for her son Jason J. Delmonico. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonified is on to discuss how he feels sad that his wife needs to pee on a long road trip because 9/11 made her soft. She ruined his car seats. David G. Hall and Bud Dickman join in to talk about the top 10 Christmas phrases that sound dirty but really are not such as “Santa's sack is really budging.” Classic Flashback from Chris Norton and his copyrighted his moves. Hour 3: Dave Oliva comes on and is upset about Robert De Niro going to show his movie “Analyze This” to U.S. Troops. Dave thinks he's doing this to rub in what a big shot he is and how he'll be boinking their girlfriends while they are away. Flashback from R.C. Collins and Harvey Wireman with “Kiss the Gunner's daughter.”

Tuesday, December 31, 2002 Tuesday, December 31, 2002  -Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil comes on to close out the year 2002 with some of the top news stories and guest appearances from the Phil Hendrie Show. Guests include Margaret reflecting on Andrea Yates, Harvey Wireman talking about the Robert Blake case and Bud wants to file a story with the AP. Steve Bosell compares himself to Daniel Pearl. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley discusses Elizabeth Smart, Dave Oliva thinks we should pray to Allah that terrorists don't attack us on July 4th. David G. Hall comes on to bark at Phil for not including him in the bits so far. Bobbie comes back to talk about the David Westerfield trial and how it ruined her vacation. Hour 3: Father McQuarters on to discuss the sex in the St. Patrick's cathedral radio bit from Opie & Anthony. Bobbie returns to tell how she disciplines her kids, Jay Santos tells how he's sanding paint from vehicles at his flair drop to check if you're the DC Sniper...Lloyd joins on to tell Jay he's going to have sex with his scull. Vernon Doser comes on to talk about how Bush's “Da-Da” is influencing the U.S. going into Iraq. R.C Collins comes on to talk about how Trent Lott has nothing more to do except kill himself.

Hour 1: Phil discusses a personal appearance at Rock Honda, the possible CD titles for his year 2000 cd and how much he's tired of the millennium crap. "Check Your 'Tards at the Door" - Margaret Gray joins from her Christmas party. Bud isn't allowed in because, well, she doesn't have retards at her party. Featured line: (talking to the doorman) "…the guy there with the misshapen head, yeah, I don't want him in." Hour 2: Phil talks about watching his kids and not stopping them from torturing each other when perhaps he should have and also discusses a fun game to play with them in the car, "Oh My God, the Throttle's Stuck." Phil takes a few callers (surprisingly) who discuss their own driving games. Hour 3: R.C. Collins is on with "The Teen Point of View" with special guest Chris Norton. The topic of the night is "What it's like when you're 16 years old and you're still a virgin," in R.C.'s words. Chris gets in a scuffle with a caller about how many women he's been with, he counts all positions as individual women. Featured line: "I slept with 9000 women…one time doggy, one time missionary, one time on top, one time her on top, one time ankles over her head, that's like four different times in one day!" Show log by Mike Angileri