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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Bobbie and Steve Dooley were holding an information fair at Western Estates so that people can know the difference between a low income gated community like what they have in Sanford, Fl. and their own high income gated community, the beautiful WE. Father James McQuarters believes we should do like the song "Saturday Night Special" says and dump all the guns in the bottom of the sea. The Father's claims of tough love take a nasty turn though when he tells Phil's audience that, out of love, he refers to his black students as "nappy-headed n******".

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Margaret Grey is excited to report that, in her opinion anyway, the Zodiac killer has finally been identified. This is based on her reading of a new book that claims the real killer is still alive at age 91, an alcoholic and living in Solano County, California. When Phil or callers ask her questions like "How many people did he kill" she says it's not important and criticizes Phil for being sexist and not taking her word for all of it. Dr. Ron Tarner joins Phil to discuss a Star Trek fan's claim that he can build a "Starship Enterprise" within 30 years and make it powerful enough to "planet hop." Dr. Tarner says he's tired of 'these people in rubber masks co-opting our culture and getting everyone excited about drivel that will never happen." He is endorsing TAT or Trip A Trekkie and he's going to their next convention in Vegas to do just that, hang around and stick his foot out when one walks by.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tonight Curt Queedy and Guy Barton from the West Virginia state house talked with Phil about Vice President Bidens "Put y'all in chains" comment. They considered it an acceptable statement considering the fact "whites what are Democrats are more colored than other whites." Mavis Leonard called in to claim her support for Mitt Romney and Pastor William Rennick also weighed in. Later Robert Leonard asked Phil if he thought McKayla Maroney from the US womens gymnastics team had so-called Vulcan DNA. "If you slap a couple of pointed ears on her she looks Vulcan or Klingon at least," said Robert. "The Klingon don't have no pointed ear," chimed in Bud.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Harvey Weirman talked with Phil and his crew about the old days of the "spaghetti western" although he can't quite remember or figure out what calling them that had to do with the fact they were shot in Spain. The passing of Dave Brubeck was occasion for a visit from drummer Jeff Dowdder, front man for the band Darque Horse. Jeff not only explained 5/4 time as it pertained to the Brubeck hit "Take Five" but demonstrated "9/8 time," a demonstration that left him exhausted and near passing out... Bud, Robert and Margaret tried to explain to Phil that the greatest jazz crossover hit of all time was Vince Guaraldi's "Theme From a Peanut," or "Peanut Theme" or "Peanuts Theme" or "Theme from Charlie Brown's Peanut" or "whatever it was called..." Rudy Canosa demonstrated the proper way to order tequila...it's very similar to how Rudy greets a beautiful woman....only it sounds more even brain-damage!

Thursday, April 27, 2000

Hour 1:Phil talks about Combover Boy, stupid radio callers, radio programmers, and how marijuana will save the environment. Phil talks about doing voiceover work on "Futurama" and explains how to prevent house fires.Hour 2:"Aborted Babies for Christopher Reeves" Margaret Gray joins the program, she is raising money to get abortions for poor women. Margaret explains that the fetal tissue of aborted babies is vital in getting Hollywood actor Christopher Reeves walking again.Hour 3:"Damnit, I Thought You Were Burke" Parapsychologist Robert Green joins the program to share a spiritualists theory on the Jon Benet Ramsey case. Dr.Green believes that Patsy Ramsey strangeled Jon Benet in a drunken stupor thinking she was Burke Ramsey her

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Hour 1:Raj Faneen thinks Arabs should get to pay less for gas than non-Arabs.Hour 2:Grocery store owner Bob Greene joins the program to discuss a Natalee Holloway fund he started, intended to supply adequate chaperoning for high school trips. He expected sales at his store to increase, when they didn't that's when Bob started making racial comments to his customers.Hour 3:Mavis Leonard joins the program with "Good News in the Neighborhood." David yells at Phil after he makes Mavis cry. Eddie Van Halen talks about rock news and Live 8. Phil talks politics and Bush bashing e-mails. A caller says "There's a man in my house." David G. Hall says the previous call was a prank. Harvey Wireman joins the program with Harvey Wireman's Law Talk. Water Cronkite joins us with poetry for the hearing impaired.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Hour 1:Brad Rifkin is on to tell Phil about his new Halloween costume he created. It's none other than Rosa Parks. He created it to teach and educate young black kids on who she was. Callers are outraged and believe what Brad is doing is tasteless.Hour 2:Dr. Jim Sadler is on because he went to a costume party that he was not invited to. He dressed in a bunny costume.Hour 3:Phil plays a listener flashback from 9/23/03 called Jerry Lewis is a Monster featuring Steve Bosell. The Combover Boy Show comes on because he is having sex with his grandmother. Father McQuarters calls in because he heard Phil did a rib job on Combover Boy. He is upset with Phil because he has a combover 101 bumper sticker. Phil closes the show. He sounds hollow while Bud sounds normal. Phil's in a heap and the SFX machine is on.

Monday, November 7, 2005

Hour 1:Dr. Jim Sadler is on to discuss his recent visit to a night club called "The Foot Locker." It happens to be a place for people with foot fetishes. Phil reads the news and discusses the story related to the Carolina Cheerleaders who were busted in a bathroom stall for having sex. R.C. Collins calls in to tell Phil that the Carolina Cheerleaders that got caught were Pioneers. He wants to create "Box Lunch Sunday" this way the girls can have fun and not get busted. Phil plays a listener flashback from 10/19/04 called "Lloyd puts razors in apples for Halloween." Doug Danger is on with Phil to give the Top 10 songs of all time, but he keeps getting interrupted by Phil. Doug continues to struggle but Phil keeps interrupting him.Hour 2:Doug Danger gets mad because he gets bumped for Susan Estrich. Susan Estrich calls in and gets into an argument with Phil. They go on an on calling each other liars. Earl Pants Car Talk is on, he is at Hanchos BBQ in Arcadia. He will not eat their food, he gets sick when he does. Phil discusses mice problems in old apartments. They stink when they die, but Phil thinks a good cat will do the trick.Hour 3:Vernon Dozier doesn't say "I love you" to his wife on the phone because he fears that other coaches will think he is saying to another guy. Callers think Vernon is an idiot and say he should not be embarrassed for telling his wife he loves her.

Thursday, May 2, 2002

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is excited about being been vicariously molested by a basketball coach due to her son having been molested. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Father McQuarters says not to blame the Catholic church for the molestation scandal. He says fondling a child is bad, but the press raking the Catholics over the coals amounts to fondling God himself. Phil gets a little short with the callers about halfway through. At the end Phil talks about his son's priest reassuring the kids to keep their faith even though the church leadership is evil, and Phil explains the broadcasting acronym CUME and what they look for.

Monday, June 11, 2001

Austin Amarca opened the show tonight to say that he wants cash from his kids for Father's Day. They need to pay him back for spoiling them. He showed them the Ramsey death photos and said, "don't push it". Phil then went on a brief rant about how the Lakers suck. Colleen Kristen Brewster joined us in the second hour to promote her cruise with a BBQ and Fireworks show. She wants the victims of the McVeigh murders to see that explosions can be good. There were 169 victims, but if you subtract the 1 then it's simply 69, which is a very healing number. Phil then briefly ranted about Tim McVeigh's final statement. And then he went over what he ate for the weekend. Then he ranted about when the kids don't like what you've cooked for them, and being a step-dad. The third hour started off with the classic bit, "does the carpet match the drapes". And then finished with Bud Dickman's "Weekly Top 10".

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