Hour 1:Alf calls in from Miami, he runs a deli that is serving the "Hendrie Dog" in honor of Phil. Lloyd calls in with an opposing view. Police officer Ben Rathman says the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile had an attempted hijacking. RC Collins checks in with a question about TV coroners. David Hall and Bud want Phil to "Push out a TV log" every night. Phil talks about standards and practices. The PHS presents... "Breasts Tonight" with your host Jim Dooley. Phil is not eating pork anymore.Hour 2:Bobbie Dooley found a Burmese cat that belongs to her neighbor but she refuses to return it to its owner.Hour 3:Phil plugs the 2005 "Best of" CD. Phil rants about "Teachers" and talks about kid actors and their parents. Phil talks about "no smoking" laws and War of the Worlds. Dean is looking for the Hollywood Sign, Margaret Gray calls in to help. Phil thinks we are the most advanced species in the universe.

Hour 1:Jeff Dowder calls in to say he read a magazine article that mentioned Phil. David Hall calls to ask why Phil is wasting time on reading his own press clippings and Bud Dickman practices his new segment. Flight attendant Candice Bergantile tells Phil that she regularly puts troublesome passengers in first class.Hour 2:Bob Greene joins Phil tonight to discuss how he monitors his employees e-mail. See what happens when listeners are outraged by Bob's actions...and Margaret Gray tries to help a caller figure out if Bob Greene is a fraud.Hour 3:Brad Rifkin is on and he tells Phil he has a fighting speed bag. For motivation, he placed his wife's picture on it. Phil got high on paint fumes because Premiere is remodeling. Easy Off comes on with his show "Love At Night."