Best Of

Our show began with a discussion of abusive bill collectors, many of whom threaten people with violence or humliate them with name -calling. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxilliary Police  does some "enforcement collection" as he calls it. He says he doesn't engage in that kind of behavior. He simply tells people that if they don't pay the bill their future 'has suddenly turned black." One woman who owed money on some Kevin Costner videos that went to collection was told by Jay that "no matter how many Costner videos you rent you'll never bag him." Phil announced the "glorious news" that Jesse James as a kid pretended to be the Angel of Death from Auschwitz, Dr. Josef Mengele. Whoopee! Then Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, came on to talk about the passing of actor Gary Coleman...for awhile. Doug said that what he really wanted to talk about was his column about Coleman called "The Happy Freak" and how no one commented on it good or bad and that means they were "blown away" by it. He also dropped a meaningless statistic about Zelda Rubinstien. (??)

Starting things tonight, retired pilot Art Griego talked with Phil about the curious case of a woman who'd fallen asleep on a flight from Washington DC to Philadelphia...and woke up locked into an empty plane where she remained for four hours! Art told Phil and his audience that if you fall asleep during an entire flight, the flight attendants take it personally thinking you'don't care whether they live or die. As a consequence, they forget you're alive and don't bother to wake you after the flight lands or even notice you're there. Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, also joined us to talk about his new Trilogy Resort at Big Bear Lake, Ca. Enjoying the mountains is a wonderful way to spend the summer says Bob, not risking shark attack at the ocean and seeing the water turn dark red.

Tonight, Professor Don Miksa of the University of Washington is a "progressive" totally committed to bringing gay people into the military. But in order to do that and not suffer a back-lash from "rurals" like the Family Research Council, he says we need to make sure we keep the "flamboyance" down and the so-called "Paris Shuffle" has to be eliminated, a manner of walking that resembles a model on a fashion runway. "The nocturnal gay is dangerous, feeding at night and turning these guys out." Herb Sewell joined us for a brief chat. The new, socalled Busty Barbie, Herb says, might have kept him out of a psychiatric hospital. had he a Barbie doll to deface like Phil did and other men when they were boys. His first look at a breast might have been a look at Barbie's "pair" instead of his mothers....when he was 14. Finally, Vernon Dozier applauds recent statements by the San Antonio police chief saying law enforcement needs more, not fewer, tasers. Vernon loves the sound of people being tased almost to the point of climax

Margaret Grey questioned tonight the success of the TV show '24.' Why would a program that extolled militaristic views and solutions be popular unless it wasn't and was merely being propped up by the conservative Fox Network? Look at Kiefer Sutherland, crawling into a bottle because he's so disgusted with the character he has to play. She called on Congress to conduct hearings. Later Raj Feneen talked about the BP leak and how Arabs are way better at drilling than Westerners.

Steve Bosell fears that published images of the oil slick in the Guulf will create a fear of some blob-type organism ready to make land. Steve was also scared into running to his bedroom and burying his head in a pillow when his daughter showed him a tar ball she found at the beach. David G. Hall and young Chris Norton visited Phil with David G. telling Phil Chris' story is inspiring and could attract a more Christian listener to Phil's show. Chris tells Phil he got his girlfriend pregnant but because his parents are religious...and will bank roll his adult film production house....he doesn't want her to get an abortion. Instead, he wants Phils listenjers to pray to God that his girlfriend miscarries. Phil tells David and Chris the whole thing sounds like a stunt to get business at the adult film production house because david probably has a piece of it...

Last night it was Austin Amarca talking about his home state of Texas and its new schoool curriculum emphasizing more traditional views of Texas and America. He's particularly proud of the fact it will teach how much more important Sam Houston was than Thomas Jefferson, how hanging and firing squad were superior capital punishmnts methods and how Texas was almost one of the original colonies. in the second hour it was Art Griego extolling the strength and grit of the Southerner. If this oil leak had to happen anywhere, better it happen in the souith where the people are "used to having their asses kicked" and can live, if need be, in trees and river beds and subsist on roots and rodent meat.

Dave Oliva, an aspiring police officer, came on the show tonight to offer the opinion that cops are too dumb to enforce the Arizona immigration law...they'll be thrown off by "seasonal tanning" and won't know the difference between a Mexican and a Russian. Plus, LA cops may be good at it but that doesn't mean the "the Bisbee PD" will be... Later it's Dean Wheeler who celebrates the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. He is an enviromentalist and he's sort of sad the fish are dying but he now has his writing career back and a lot of people who called him "a fruit" are going to have to eat crow.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley tonight mentioned their Summer-tacular dance competition featuring 6, 7 and 8 year old girls as if it was an artistic and classy demonstration. Among the featured dance moves were "The Spread," "The Full-Spread," "The Three-Quarter Spread," "Junk In The Trunk," "The Tail Gunner," and "The Lay-Out." Larry Grover joined is for a discussion of Congressman Mark Souder, who has resigned after it was revealed he'd had an affair with a staff member. Larry has had it with fellow Christian conservatives failing morally. he thinks the best thing for Souder is to be slapped and thenj back-handed and the best thing for the woman involved is to have her head shaved. Larry also revealed that he bolted a cage around his own manhood as a way of teaching himself not to say the words "boobs" or "tits."

Best Of This log represents the classic Phil Hendrie Shows that aired over our video feed: Nov 23rd 1999--"Mano E Mano, Drink to Drink" Steve Bosell took his family to a restaurant and ended up going head to head in a drinking contest with his 18 year old son to teach him a lesson about alcohol. Steve is humiliated that his his son drank him under the table. Mar 21st 2000 Hour 2:---"Guns In the Household" 68-year old gun owner Lloyd Bonifide claims it keeps his mind sharp and adrenaline up when he leaves a loaded weapon somewhere in the house with his 5-year old grandson. *Featuring the classic clip "Lloyd fights his way off hold." Dec 9th 2005: Vernon Dozier is working at a mall as "That Son of A Bitch" Santa. He is upset because kids keeping farting in his lap. June 22nd 2006: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills says that people who dine at his restaurant are first class, that's why he doesn't allow his customers to take a doggy bag home when they leave.