Bob Green , the CEO of Frazier Foods, a large retail grocery chain in the southwest and southeast, joins the show tonight to talk about the Mega-Millions jackpot. Selling the winning ticket to a blue-collar or homeless person can mean humiliation for a guy like Bob as he goes from being a role model for that person to being his "house slave." With Ted Bell, Lloyd Bonafide, Bud Dckman and Robert Leonard...

Professor Emory Clayton is Phil's guest tonight as he discusses his belief that the neighborhood watch is dead in America. he himself has stolen "hundreds of dollars worth of stuff" from his neighbors to prove the point. His neighborhood has a very active neighborhood watch group and h hasn't been caught yet. Plus no one would dare confront him anyway as that would be "racial profiling." Don Berman tries to use the fact that no man he has ever interviewed admitted to doing anything "depraved" in order to get into bed with a woman as proof that people always lie when being asked "poll questions." Bobbie and Steve Dooley call in with their "liquid butter" story but by then Don feels singled out and hurt.  

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police doesn't want anyone thinking he's George Zimmerman so he's had Citizens Auxiliary Police hoodies made that he and his sub-commanders wear. He also has had his men walk with more of an "urban swerve" so they look like one of the people and not some "neighborhood watch scumbag." Jays guys get in trouble though when they try and keep a woman with a big ass from getting in her van and breaking the axle with four kids on board. "That's a ball of fire you can see for a mile off." Later Bob Green talks about "pink slime" and David G. Hall rips Phil an ass for, once again, muting the audio on one of the videocast segments... Plus we gave away a Ted's of Beverly Hills hoodie to Eric Mersetti of El Sobrante, Ca.

Art Griego recounts his experience with an emotional breakdown while piloting a commercial airliner...an experience that saw him mimicing United 93 ATC personnel over his aircrafts passenger address system... Vernon Dozier and Margaret Grey debated teaching, health-care and the Florida DA's performance... Phil jostled with Bud and Robert over Newt Gingrich and Kraftwerk.

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Phil and Ted Bell get into it over whether promoting Ted's hoodies is tasetful "given recent events." Phil doesn't think so but Ted thinks it is because he isn't referencing just what he means by "recent events." Margaret Grey meanwhile comes on to sing to promote the hoodie sales, butchering versions of "You Wear It Well" and "You Can Leave Your Hat On." Bobbie Dooley comments on anti-fur activists "flour bombing" Kim Kardashian in West Hollywood Thursday night. Bobbie feels the Kardashians "are trying to teach us that we're smarter than animals so we can take what we need from them." Bobbiwe claims the only reason why women are opposed to Kim Kardashian is because she's beautiful. "Why don't they protest someone who's hard on the eyes like Barbara Walters."

Dr. Ron Tarner of the Mountain Meadow Observatory in Colorado talked with Phil about the "neighborhood watch vigilante" in his neighborhood who has "his nose shoved up everyone's business." In order to force a confrontation Tarner and his fiance and his friend "Dr. Melton" stripped and puttered around Tarner's yard stark naked waiting for the neighborhood watch guy to say something. Steve Bosell, excited about an upcoming Kiss and Motley Crue tour, went looking for his old Crue and Kiss t-shirts that he got as a teenager. They were gone. His wife April had "given them or sold them to...a Mexican." Steve is questioned by aspiring LAPD officer and hispanic male Dave Oliva. Also featuring tonight Jay Santos, David G. Hall, Vernon Dozier and Mrs Grover, Larry's mom.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley were holding an information fair at Western Estates so that people can know the difference between a low income gated community like what they have in Sanford, Fl. and their own high income gated community, the beautiful WE. Father James McQuarters believes we should do like the song "Saturday Night Special" says and dump all the guns in the bottom of the sea. The Father's claims of tough love take a nasty turn though when he tells Phil's audience that, out of love, he refers to his black students as "nappy-headed n******".

It was Reverand David Castorini tonight talking about Tim Teebow being demoted for Peyton Manning and how it will seriously shake the faith of Christians coast to coast...and Larry Grover was angry at the "idiots" in Illinois who voted for Romnety and backstabbed Santorum......

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police ran down why the CAP is better than your average bunch of redneck cops....and Margaret Grey chastised both Phil and James Cameron for their egos, lack of historical knowledge and sexism. The ego of James Cameron knows no bounds, says Margaret Grey. Last hour caller Roy tells Phil about the time he took the Cayman Island submarine ride and panicked, holding a knife to a woman's throat until they emergency surfaced.