Phil's slammed with his acting gig today, so we've got a repeat from last March for today's show. Art Griego, retired commercial pilot, talks to Phil about the similarities between gremlins and leprechauns. General Gaylen Shaw mentions that as pilots see gremlins after long flights, soldiers see leprechauns if they've been "out in the shit" too long... Also, Larry Grover gets hysterical. And then for the BSP classic hour it's Austin Amarca from March 30, 2001. He thinks that Tim McVeigh was just playing a practical joke. In Saudi Aradia they used to throw flaming camel dung bombs. This was something like that...

The Giant Siberian Unicorn, an actual species scientists believe coexisted with man, is of concern to Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay thinks people will be blissed out thinking about the unicorn and not focus on driving. Also Chris Norton reveals how much he charges for a picture of his penis. And Karen Deauville talks about bleaching... The BSP Hour is from November 28, 2001. Vernon Dozier is furious over the Aladdin soundtrack because it's patently anti-American!

Frank Grey previews the Masters while butchering another round at Rancho Park. Robert DeNiro has dropped an anti-vaccine film from his Tribeca Film Festival and Dr. Jim Sadler, enroute to a meeting and barely able to hear anything because his windows are rolled down, comments. Plus Bud Dickman comments on the annual Dyngus Day festivities in Buffalo, NY. Our BSP hour is from March 14, 2003. Steve Bosell lost a bet with a neighbor saying that Elizabeth Smart would not be found alive, and now he is disappointed.

Another Saturday Cinema with Phil! From 1945, with Edward G. Robinson and directed by Fritz Lang. You figure it out.

The Saturday BSP-Only show! Lots of new BSPs checking in as well as regular folk... Phil takes character requests among other points of discussion. Then for today's BSP Classic Hour we've got a great one from March 28, 2005 featuring Herb Sewell reporting on the Michael Jackson trial, "Weekend Sports Update with Laurel and Hardy," a surprise visit from Adolph Hitler, and more!

Phil and the crew remember Garry Shandling with Bobbie Dooley. Naturally it turns into a pissing match between Bobbie and Margaret. Phil fan Karen Deauville talks about her time as a flight attendant for Gunther Airlines and her side job of driving hundreds of pounds of marijuana between Florida and New York. And Dean Wheeler discusses his previous missionary work. Then for the BSP Classic hour Bobbie Dooley tries to get Garry Shandling to do ten minutes at the Summer-Tacular from July 16, 2002.

New virtual reality porn is being marketed by Chris Norton and one of his prospective customers is Coach Dozier. You won't believe what Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick discover about a Racine, Wisconsin teenager. And RC Collins wants to be a late night talk show host. After the show stay tuned for the BSP Classic hour, featuring a clip from Hour 1 of April 10, 2001. Bobbie Dooley recently had her nails done and asked her maid to wipe her ass after crapping because she didn’t want to ruin them. The maid refused, so Bobbie fired her. Now the maid is suing.

Phil conducts two very weird interviews, one with a distracted Vernon Dozier who mentions that he's "hungover" but that he did not use drugs or alcohol the night before. The other is with construction contractor Steve Bosell who reflects on the passing of NASA engineer Bob Ebeling, who predicted the Challenger would blow up. Steve remembers a crash he feels he caused and could have prevented involving him breaking a wind so foul it disoriented the driver of the truck he was in. After the show stay tuned for the BSP Classic hour, featuring a clip from Hour 3 of July 30, 2003. Dean Wheeler says that giving a kidney to the parent of a girl you raped makes it okay... and he also hates Volkswagens.