On the show tonight Wisconsin teacher Rob Barnes returns to say it's time Walker give the Democrats some face-saving move so they don't look like a**holes to their kids. And then it's Jay Santos with sure fire techniques to identify the next violent, out-of-control student at your school! Also Vernon Dozier on slapping some 'tough' into his football players.
Vernon Dozier, an administrator and teacher at Belmar Academy, decided to do battle with two female students on Facebook, drawing dirty pictures and calling them sluts. Later, it's Jay Santos, Citizens Auxiliary Police Brigadier Admiral, who identifies the main problem at airport security being people taking too much time putting their shoes back on.
Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was pulling people over while experimenting with a new red light in the "Paddy Wagon." One woman led him right to the police. Dr. Ron Tarner uses the disaster in Japan as an excuse for brainwashing middle-schoolers.
Citizens Auxiliary Police Brigadier Admiral Jay Santos is monitoring activity near precious metal businesses to make sure people aren't buying too much gold and starting a panic. He checks peoples purchases, asks them if they are trying to corner the market, if they plan on reporting the taxes and other intrusive, ignorant queries. In our next hour, Ted Bell tells Phil he was gracious enough to admit to a female customer that it was his condom she found in her baked potato and that he would be glad to comp her a new one. What does he get for his honesty? Listen...
Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police ran down why the CAP is better than your average bunch of redneck cops....and Margaret Grey chastised both Phil and James Cameron for their egos, lack of historical knowledge and sexism. The ego of James Cameron knows no bounds, says Margaret Grey. Last hour caller Roy tells Phil about the time he took the Cayman Island submarine ride and panicked, holding a knife to a woman's throat until they emergency surfaced.
Dr. Ron Tarner of the Mountain Meadow Observatory in Colorado talked with Phil about the "neighborhood watch vigilante" in his neighborhood who has "his nose shoved up everyone's business." In order to force a confrontation Tarner and his fiance and his friend "Dr. Melton" stripped and puttered around Tarner's yard stark naked waiting for the neighborhood watch guy to say something. Steve Bosell, excited about an upcoming Kiss and Motley Crue tour, went looking for his old Crue and Kiss t-shirts that he got as a teenager. They were gone. His wife April had "given them or sold them to...a Mexican." Steve is questioned by aspiring LAPD officer and hispanic male Dave Oliva. Also featuring tonight Jay Santos, David G. Hall, Vernon Dozier and Mrs Grover, Larry's mom.
Tonight Steve Bosell of Corona California joined Phil for a frank discussion of what effect the mauling of a Miami man had on Steve's psyche and ability to just get through the day. He told Phil and his audience he needs to "get away to a friends fishing lodge in Ontario, Canada to process everything." Vernon Dozier called to taunt Steve with the accusation that he needs his "MAMA!" Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the show to discus "The Frankenstien Stroll" and other CAP techniques that he would have employed in subduing the Miami "cannibal" including one in which he would headlock the perpetrator and then twist his head from right to left "like in the movie 'In The Line Of Fire.'
