In a controversial move that created friction within show staff, the Phil Hendrie Show purchased the broadcast rights to the Devil f*cking Fred Phelps, minus lube, and aired the event this morning on the show.... The existence of an animal known as "the traveling squirrel" was discussed by Steve Bosell, Phil Hendrie, and Guy Barton. Barton had written a song called "Traveling Squirrel" 23 days before Ricky Nelson wrote "Traveling Man". Phil ripped people that were criticizing coverage of the Malaysia Air tragedy saying he only hoped they lost kids to an air disaster someday. Curt Queedy and Guy Barton discussed Turkey banning Twitter and at one point General Shaw thought the Prime Minister of Turkey was the same guy that "gave it to William Hayes in 'Midnight Express'." And the show ended with another Bobbie Dooley podcast, in which Steve morphs into "The Fly" and attacks Bobbie and Gene Wiffner. Episode 82 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Phil introduced Nikki via Skype from the DC area. The crew talked about the continuing search for Malaysia Airlines 370. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was into his report when suddenly General Gaylen Shaw, angry for some reason, said he didn't want to talk anymore to "this Mr. Santos from the Citizens Dick-suckery Police..." Bud Dickman ran afoul of Margaret Grey for remarking that someone was good at "putting asses in seats and, if you will, asses on faces." Also The Stephen Colbert Report's so-called offensive tweet was kicked around by Phil and Nikki. Some suit at Comedy Central tweeted some lame shit on the Colbert Report account and got Colbert in trouble, people thinking he was firing up a chapter of the anti-Chinese League. Margaret Grey let Nikki know the phrases that carry strong double entendre and that she'll have "none of." They are: "blow by blow", "that's a mouthful", "lickity-split", "he's a handful", "they were licked", "I beat the spread." There are others, but you get the idea. On the Bobbie Dooley Podcast, Bobbie demonstrates and also has a tape handy of the way she sounds when "Steve gives it to her good." Episode 87 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Dean Wheeler joined the program to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, but before long it had degenerated into his screaming about the tree squirrels that have "harassed" him for months and his nephew Stevie showing up with a pellet gun and ready to aim as Dean gets a headfull of squirrel shit. Vernon Dozier came close to another stroke stressing about college football players unionizing. He talked about a young freshman quarterback at Belmar Academy that he's bringing along as the kids father is, typically, being "a pain in the ass." Vernon said the boy is a fine young man but because he's 15 he's automatically "dirty, crawling, slimy scum, a punk and a degenerate. But all kids are at that age" said Vernon. The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured Bobbie kicking the shit out of not only Steve but announcer Gene Wiffner. Episode 86 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Tonight, as Matt honeymoons with his bride, we rolled a show from February. It's Phil talking with Doug Dannger and Steve Bosell about a new video series called 'Baby Done Gone Wild." Wait'lll you hear this bit of kookiness as Bosell floats a theory about "the natural instinct of babies to battle each other" and "the discovery of 4000 year old baby fossils that seem to indicate a 4 day battle between babies involving chariots and armor." Also Phil talked with Ted Bell about football salary caps and a female kicker trying out with the New York Jets. But Ted's real topic of discussion was concerning how he was not being taken seriously as a sports reporter. When conversation swung around to how much a Ted cost at his restaurant, Ted blurted out "When Seth McFarland used to sell his ass down on Wilshire for the price of a Ted, his ass was worth exactly $9.95." Bobbie Dooley discussed Joan Rivers controversial joke about the Holocaust and Hiedi Klum's dress. Bobbie said that she and Steve used to be insensitive to the Holocaust as well "until we tried eating that box lunch on the way to Oktoberfest and suddenly felt ill."

Jeff Dowdder and Harvery Weirman had a debate about Dancing with the Stars with Jeff taking the con side but Harvey, imagining he could actually get a date with Nancy Grace, taking the pro side. Also Ted Bell and General Gaylen Shaw discussed SEALTeam 6 and the apparent discrepancy in stories concerning how the mission to kill Bin Laden was actually conducted. Ted felt the disgruntled SEALS should be reprimanded with the words "I will take a giant dump on you" and "You'll be standing tall before the man." Margaret Grey and Bobbie Dooley debated Kim Kardashian's size as her pregnancy becomes more evident with Bobbie predicting that a year from now Kardashian will be on oxygen, the size of a house with another kid on the way and Kanye will be at some club in VIP with a "thin, delicate, waif-like Asian......boy!"