In the first hour, Bobbie and Steve Dooley tried to explain that while Jonothan Metz is a brave man for attempting to amputate his own arm after getting it caught in a furnance, you can hardly expect his beautiful fiance Melissa to stay with him. After all, says Bobbie, it's like what a fourth-grader said to her over at the elementary school....it's "bait and switch.." You marry a guy with two arms only to find out he has one..plus, if he lost the right arm, that's the one you wipe with. Does that mean she's going to have to do that for him too? Later, it's Lloyd Bonafide. He saw his grandson playing "Call to Duty." Lloyd thinks the boy needs to know that combat involves pain, not just sitting on a carpet and taking a break for " some of that stuff in a box he eats." So Lloyd bent the kids fingers back and crept up behind him with a scream...to simulate what a man sounds like when he's run over by a tank...Lloyd also walked up to kids at Wal-Mart playing "Ghost Recon" and pinched them "so they don't start thinking they're George Patton."

Show Log For 6/28 Videocast: Oct 21 1999 "Flock of Geese" Pilot Art Griego is killing flocks of geese with guns and cricket bats to teach the geese a lesson about taking up his air space. Nov. 1 1999  "Stankafacation" Jay Santos comments on the female rugby team that was suspended after posing for a nude team photo. Jay says a photo of "beastly" girls could be a concern to public safety. Oct 14 1999 "Foot-long Marital Aides" Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police went into the house of one of one of his sub-commanders to perform a safety check and found a box of exotic sex toys. Jay says that it was his duty to alert this couple that these items not part of the CAP marital guide. Oct 5, 1999 "Littering with Children" Bobbie Dooley of Western Estates collected money for a family in her neighborhood so that the husband can get a vasectomy. Bobbie says the family already has plenty of kids and they don't need anymore.    

Bobbie and Steve Dooley were on to talk about the "Wig Way," that is encouraging womken who've had breasts cancer and have had their hair fall out from the chemo to wear wigs instead of "African scarves" to cover their heads. Bobbie believes that women who have "chemo cuts" are just looking for sympathy or they are trying to intimidate men with how tough they are.

Tonight, Harvey Weirman, retired attorney, came on to give us some expertise on the Mel Gibson, custody-dispute, domestic-violence story. While Gibson is heard on a tape recording admitting to striking girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva while she was holding their 8 month old daughter, Weirman argued to Phil and his listeners that "hate speech" directed at Gibson from Grigorieva could have provoked him. When a woman tells a man that he is a "thumbd**k" or "is working a cocktail frank" it's hate speech. Says Harvey: "She calls him thumb you-know-what, left hand, boom, she goes down and he's calling me." Later Bobbie Dooley tried to get people jealous over the fact she has a Facebook page with over 4300 friends and she only "friends" people with at least a thousand friends already but no one cared. She blamed Phil and said Phil "laid an egg out there tonight." Phil blamed Bobbie.

A good night to see Phil have a meltdown on the videocast as he was screaming and yelling about phone calls, the big baby. Our first guest was none other than Bobbie Dooley talking about the death of Jack Tatum and what a great football player he was. "When Jack Tatum stepped on the field and he was at his best you knew someone was getting rolled home in an iron lung after the game." Bobbie also said that knowing a lot about football while being an attractive woman means you have to call other woman on how stupid they sound talking football and trying to keep up with her. Next up, Dean Wheeler joined the show to tell Phil that if as great a fim maker as Oliver Stone believes Hitler may have been scapegoated over the Jews and that Hugo Chavez is an amazing guy, it would be foolish of us not to at least listen to what he has to say. Oliver Stone is the greatest film maker of his generation and if he says that the Jews didn't have it near as bad as the Russians in WW2 then we at least should stop what we're doing, have a seat and see what the man has to say. Bud and Robert read him the riot act at the end of the hour. Next hour, Bud did his "Bud Dickman Nightly Report."

Bobbie Dooley discusses her ideas to make America safer, especially in flight. Nerve gas released by the pilot, axes and machetes hidden with the flotation devices and cockpit doors made of iron. Bobbie also and inevitably talks about who's kid gets to survive...her's, the one left at home or yours, the one on the plane. Naturally your kid gets nerve-gassed. Next up Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police tells Phil that the magic words he uses to frisk or 'spread" people are "Turn around, put your hands on your head and shut your pie hole." Jay says that if those words are spoken with "the voice of authority" then the people will do just that and hence give their consent. Jay also says his ace-in-the-hole is that it's suspicious to be out on 9/11 at the mall eating a corn dog.

Bob Surrah. a retired man in Washington DC, joins our program to talk about being at the Obama town hall meeting and how his feelings and the feelings of others who voted for Obama get hurt when people criticize him. In fact, says Bob, he was personally so hurt by the slamming of Obama he developed a twitch and lost control of his bowels. In the second hour, Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist, talked about Christine O'Donell, the Tea Party candidate for US Senate from Delaware, and her statements about being into Wicca and not lying, even to protect Jews from Hitler! Margaret thinks she's a mess. Margaret also wants middle class women to know that even though she has never experienced economic hard times, she stands in solidarity with them and will start eating at Red Lobster.

Bobbie Dooley went to bat for her son Seth tonight. The President of the Western Estates Parent-Teacher Organization said her 19 year old son was not forcing himself on a 17 year old girl in a parked car one night. That's just what she told her dad so he could sue the Dooley's because "he doesn' look like he's got much going on." Besides, says Bobbie, "the girl's 17 going on 31 and walks bow-legged so do the math." Later Dave Oliva, a criminal justice student at LA Canyon College came on to defend the Orlando police officer accused of hip-checking and seriously injuring a World War 2 vet. Dave did battle with callers who believe the police used excessive force but as far as Dave was concerned "all the people that called tonight were either jailbirds or LAPD wash-outs. If a guy parks his car on a sidewalk it's pretty much guaranteed he needs a beating."

RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy warns that the man who saved little Elisa Cardenas from a rapist/kidnapper may have "dropped the DA's case down a hole" by cutting the man off and stopping him. While RC says the man did a great thing, if they find he violated the kidnappers rights they may have to "put the little girl back in the guys truck and do the whole thing over again." Later it was Bobbie and Steve Dooley in a bizarre hour about formal hgh school dances and appropriate dresses for girls. Bobbie says that any girl wearing any dress that even hints at the possibility of a girls body being different from a boy's is provoking the boy's hormones. "Okay, your daughter can wear what she wants but we'll need bowls of condoms throughout the gym."