"His mother calls him 'short stuff' and 'missile dick' and laughs when Larry tells the dentist "don't put that in my mouth." Show Log For Wednesday August 1, 2012Starting the show tonight, Margaret Grey and General Gaylen Shaw are at a Chick-Fil-A in "Montavido" California where there is an "Appreciation Day" celebration going on. Maragret interviews people in line but despite her disapproval of Chick-Fil-A's stand om gay rights she has a "tenders basket" and claims it gave her the runs. General Shaw stands with Chick-Fil-A and Margaret is eventually run off, her underwear filling up. One of Larry Grover's greatest fears The next hour Larry Grover tries to give a preview of our episode 25 Free Phil Hendrie Podcast but is stopped, once again, by his mother who calls him "short stuff," missle dick" and laughs when Larry tells the dentist "don't put that in my mouth." With Karen Deauville, Jerry Deauville, Herb Deauville and Chris Norton

Deane walks barefoot over "white hot steel spikes, the walk of steel to achieve mastery...which comes from masturbation." Show Log For Monday July 23, 2012Deane and Emerelda Wheeler demonstrate a type of mind-control, mind-over-matter disciplione similar to the "fire-walk" done by Tony Robbins' students that injured so many. In this one, Deane walks barefoot over "white hot steel spikes, the walk of steel to achieve mastery...which comes from masturbation." Well whatever it was it didn't wind up good for Dean. And all of it taking place while a Native American tribal drum group hangs around playing and making good tipsEmerelda Wheeler at a recent "walk of steel" event getting her Indian on The next hour featured Chris Norton trying to make sure the good name of the late adult film actor John Holmes wasn't sullied by recent events. David Hall also came on the air to ask a question so inappropriate that we can't mention it even here. And Karen Deauville, her husband Herb and her brother Jerry called up to gush about the greatness of Phil's show... With Charlie Mitchner, Emerelda Wheeler and Bob Morning Sun and the Adobe Boys

"Instead I got kids bringing apple sauce cake into my locker room that their MAH-MAH's made for them." Show Log For Thursday April 5, 2012Vernon Dozier discusses recently released tapes of former New Orleans Saints coach Greg Williams encouraging his players to injure players on opposing teams. While Vernon realizes he's a high school coach there is something about that style of coaching that he wishes he could bring to the high school level. "Instead I got kids bringing apple sauce cake into my locker room that their MAH-MAH's made for them." Chris Norton demonstrates a 'clean. modest' dance done in a business suit Chris Norton has started a new mobile entertainment service. He realizes because there is a need for a clean, Christian entertainer for bachelorette parties so Chris decided to hire himself out as a "clean, modest male dancer for bachelorette parties" wearing suits only, such as the suit of an English professor (tweed jacket) or a chef (carrying a giant spoon)