Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills is looking to have a tv commercial produced but is worried that his "trademark has been infringed." By watching a local commercial for a barbecue place Ted became attracted to the spokeswoman, a "large gal with a big ass." That goes against everything Ted thinks he represents. He's afraid he's going to want to spend more time at the barbecue place than his own restaurant and eventually produce a tv spot with"the same big assed girls in checkered shirts." RC Collins along with a fellow cadert, only identified as Watson, joined the show to comment on the death of Sage Stallone. RC told Phil that doctors pushing prescription meds illicitly should be reported by "Deepok Choda." Meanwhile Watson kept mumbling about making Micheal Myers, the evil character in the film "Halloween," his "bitch" and was badgering the mess hall staff to make him tater tots.

Doug Dannger was at a variety of Chick-Fil-A's Thursday getting opinions on the "Kiss-Ins" scheduled for Friday. In typical Dannger fashon he would ask people what they thought of gay rights and if he got a negative comment he'd spring on them "yea, well I'm gay. Now how do you feel about it." Later Bobbie and Steve Dooley talked about the beauty and fitness of America's gymnastic women and how every four years American women are reminded of how flabby, loose-skinned and "hagged-up" simple yoga exercises make them. With Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, Karen Deauville & family, Dr. Ron Tarner, RC Collins and Vernon Dozier.

Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, finally let it all hang out tonight. What he's been threatening to do for years he did: Let all of his racism come shining through. Ostensibly, he wanted to talk about a barking dog next door and how those Humane Society commercials take the edge of his anger away. Then he let a Hispanic caller have it, saying he didn't like "Mexicans" bringing up the subject of his wife. Finally Green said he had a problem with the Western Sky Financial ads because "its Indians offering to lend money to white people." Phil talked about the Empire State Building shooting with Bud, Robert and RC Collins. Chris Norton checked in to talk about the STD epidemic among porn performers in LA and Europe and Steve Bosell called from his "meditation pond" to make sure we knew he was the first guy to say the phrase "I'll cut yooouu" on our show.

Margaret Grey, Justin McElroy, and RC Collins tried to discuss the Republican National Convention and the Clint Eastwood speech but Ms. Grey forgot about what else she wanted to talk about and Justin McCelroy ran out of stuff to talk about. Harvey Weirman and later Herb Sewell discussed the TRN lawsuit against Dial Global as Harvey battled his "phlegm problem" and the fact his granddaughter continues to bring him the "big, jumbo-sized glasses from Disneyland instead of my regular reading glasses." Vernon Dozier remembered with Phil great football injuries down through the years and wound up cackling maniacally at the memory of Joe Theismann's Monday night snapped shin-bone. "I heard from Lawrence Taylor that Theismann screamed liked Tarzan"

Phil and the crew talked right out of the gate about Michael Brutsch, the so-called 'worst troll on the Internet', who was outed by Gawker and lost his job. Then they went into a discussion of the meningitis outbreak that killed 16 people and may have been traced to a drug company in New England.... Frank Grey came onboard and gave Phil advice on what to eat when he ends his diet, saying Margaret eating chocolate after ending her diet created an "ass explosion" in the bathroom. RC Collins recollected the time he refused to get into a fellow cadet's car because it was all tricked out "into a beaner wagon"and David G. Hall called in to tell Phil to watch it with the racial terms, what he called the big four; "the n-word, the s-work, the k-word, beaner, beanermobile and taco bender." When Phil said there were more than four of them David said "there are 11 teams in the Big 10 too."

Bob Ulbricht talked briefly about his security business and a contract they had protecting an ice cream plant from terrorists... Jeff Dowder was on to discuss Lance Armstrong and his lying about performance enhancing drugs. RC Collins also joined the discussion because he also only has one testicle... Vernon Dozier called in to take exception to RC talking "tough" about military matters, especially since Vernon was listening to the show with his young wife who was getting turned on by RC.... Hal Levolier, who apparently is the head coach of Bradley Military Academy's football team, called to give Vernon crap over beating his Belmar team in a pre-season scrimmage, 46-7.