Hour 1: Hewlett Packard may be racist. Webcams built into its PC are incapable of recognizing black users. Professor Emory Clayton says there is a record of black people and some people want to irradicate this record. Hour 2: Phil starts out this hour with some political talk. David G Hall calls in to talk about a production meeting. He says the bumper music is too weird. He thinks that What a wonderful day by the Dixie Echoes is more appropriate. Airlines can only leave passengers on the tarmac for 3 hours. Some commentary. Phil takes a phone call. More talk about Brittany Murphy's death. Hour 3: Ted Bell comes on the show to discuss a manger scene that he put up in Beverly Hills. The authorities want him to take it down. They don't necessarily oppose the manger scene, it's the sign that Ted put up with it advertising his steakhouse that they objected to. Then the stories we couldn't get to.

Hour 1: Larry Grover is on the show to talk about the healthcare bill being signed into law. He doesn't like it. He says that the conservatives used to fight for this law, but it seems like they just gave up. The fight's over. Hour 2: Phil discussed the news media. There was a "There goes that Biden" saying Joe Biden dropped the F-bomb. Austin Amarka thinks Joe was saying it to Obama. During the second half of the show Phil takes a call from a listener. There is a news story about Google and Ann Coulter. Hour 3: Ted Bell donated 3 Laker tickets to Kids for USA. When he found out this charity is for kids who are overweight he rescinded on his offer. He thought these kids were already in shape. Ted says the way the kids look clashes with his polished look. He also refuses to call the kids fat, instead calling them pudgy and husky. At the end of the hour there is a news story that says Seattle, Boston, and DC are the riskiest online cities. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Starting the show tonight we had Ted Bell proposing a new "7 day work week." "We gotta know what we got in this country," said Ted. He believes the American people are soft. They think the weekend off is their inalienable right....like health-care. In the second hour Phil talked about the volcano in Iceland and the climate-change possibilities. He took a call from Herb Sewell briefly with Herb saying he'd never kidnap an autistic child. "I don't kidnap droolers." Phil threw him off. In the final hour, Vernon Dozier sounds increasingly anxious as he tells Phil the volcano in Iceland is a threat to life on the planet. His students told their parents to be prepared but they came back to class telling Vernon their parents didn't care. Vernon then took the class out to Azuza Canyon to see some caves used once by Chinese railroad workers. He told the kids that the volcano could force them into cave-dwelling where they'd become like Morlochs in the book "The Time Machine", eating the Eloi.

Best Of This log represents the classic Phil Hendrie Shows that aired over our video feed: Nov 23rd 1999--"Mano E Mano, Drink to Drink" Steve Bosell took his family to a restaurant and ended up going head to head in a drinking contest with his 18 year old son to teach him a lesson about alcohol. Steve is humiliated that his his son drank him under the table. Mar 21st 2000 Hour 2:---"Guns In the Household" 68-year old gun owner Lloyd Bonifide claims it keeps his mind sharp and adrenaline up when he leaves a loaded weapon somewhere in the house with his 5-year old grandson. *Featuring the classic clip "Lloyd fights his way off hold." Dec 9th 2005: Vernon Dozier is working at a mall as "That Son of A Bitch" Santa. He is upset because kids keeping farting in his lap. June 22nd 2006: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills says that people who dine at his restaurant are first class, that's why he doesn't allow his customers to take a doggy bag home when they leave.

Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher with a Facebook page and over 400 female friends, all of them under 18 and some of them not students at his school. How does he get away with posting a picture of himself while in South America wearing nothing but underwear that he thought "was a pair of speedos?" It's a twisted tale. Later, Ted Bell explains why texting and tweeting while driving is okay for him but not for "some of these lousy punk kids. I told one kid you're going to kill every Christina soul with your texting and he says to me 'I'm Jewish' Of course he is. The westside is crawling with Jews." Ted barely gets out of the hour alive and blames Phil for everything.

It was Ted Bell tonight, president of the Beverly Hills Automoble Association, protesting the high number of tickets police seem to give to drivers in Mercedes and other "HPV" cars (High-performance vehicles) Ted feels that if a man drives an HPV (His is a 55 T-Bird, two-tone) he is more likely to drive safely. Why would he want to wreck a beautiful car while people that drive "Smart Cars and PT Cruisers probably can't wait to wreck them." Later it was Harvey Weirman, retired attorney. Phil discussed with Harvey the case of a firefighter putting the video of a fatality crash on YouTube and how the victims parents saw it. Harvey mentioned a case he's involved in. An old man drove his car into a "vegetable mart" while the man's grandson video-recorded the whole event, then later gave it a soundtrack and put it on YouTube. "That's different though" said Harvey. "The kid did that to reach out to anyone his grandfather hit so they could get their contact info. Not to pay for damages. Just to acknowledge they did in fact contact his grandfathers car in an unfortunate manner and he and his grandfather are sorry they did that."

Tonight, it was Ted Bell outraged that a customer threw a plate of ice cream in his face...ice cream that Ted failed to tell her was made from human breast milk. And Doug Dannger believes that Charlie Sheen is every bit the rock star Charlie Sheen says he is.

Last nights show featured the great Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills. great? Well he cried and complained his way through an hour that wasw supposed to be about why he buys gold....you know, the gold he uses to build statues of himself? Next up we had Marylyn Donnelly, pre-surgical transexual, who realized half way through her visit with us her reason for coming on the show was bullshit....You just gotta listen...

Ted Bell offers employment to out of work executives, former managers, V.P.'s and other high-level types at double the minimum wage so he can tell them to bus tables, wash dishes and unplug toilets. It's Ted's way of helping out people needed in our economy and getting pay-back for past humiliations and rejections Prof. Emory Clayton doesn't find Herman Cain a very good example of "black business success." He'll hold his nose and vote for Obama again if Cain somehow get's the nomination!