Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner told Phil and his audience that if it came down to saving a students life or saving his career, the student goes down for the count. Anything that can be percieved as sexual assault or harassment he stays away from. So when Phil told him about a high school student who who put alligator clips on his nipples and had someone plug them into a wall socket resulting in the boy suffering serious injury, Tarner said he wouldn't go near that situation. "The alligator clips sound sexual. Same reason why I won't stop a kid who's dropped his pants to light a fart. People will think I'm joining in." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxilliary Police joined Phil the next hour and told Phil that if they outlaw smoking in multi-family dwellings, he and his "sub-commanders" have the Constitutional right to enter those dwellings and "put our nose to peoples clothing and fingers" to determine if they've been smoking." Afterall, says Jay, they are smokers and no one cares about the rights of smokers.

Tonight Steven Bosell of Corona, California realizes he's made a big mistake. He stopped voting Republican to vote for Obama but now sees all the love conservatives are getting with the Glenn Beck rally and wants to be Republican again. He had a "mixer" at his house Saturday night to entertain some heavies in the Corona conservative movement. He featured a deli platter from "Sam's Club" (with ghouda cheese) but couldn't get a commitment from the conservative leadership that night which would allow him to do his stand up act before different election rallies. "I couldn't do any of my racial material in front of liberals," says Steve. Margeret Grey joined us in hour two. She was at the Glenn Beck "Restoring Honor" rally and she says she didn't see much honor. "I was knuckled in front of the stage and I smelled marijuana smoke," Margaret told Phil. When he asked what "knuckled" was Margaret explained that she was walking to the front of the stage when she got fondled a certain way. She also said she thinks Beck "greenlit the use of weed on stage by certain underlings" and that he "was leering" at her.

It was Dave Oliva in our first hour tonight. Dave is an aspiring Los Angeles police officer taking Criminal Justice classes at LA Canyon College. He was on to comment on a family bringing suit against Sea World in Orlando because they claim their 10 year old son was taumatized witnessing the death of a trainer there in February. The woman died while performer in a show with a killer whale. Dave said that until animals are put under more stringent controls by humans kids are going to see these things and wind up "messed up like Edwin Kemper." He says humans "gotta do what we gotta do" to limit the violence done by wild animals to human beings. Later Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined the show. Bobbie told Phil that her sons friend-requested her on Facebook and, in fact, she is very popular with a lot of younger people because she's "cool" and doesn't lie to them like their parents, who'll say that texting bills are too expensive when Bobbie knows there are unlimited texting plans you can get. Bobbie tells Phil she has "over 4,000 friends and that's not normal for someone that isn't a movie star."

Robert Green of Frazier Foods and The Single Fathers Legal Fund is on to discuss the story of a child found playing with a used condom in a hotel room. It just so happens that years ago, as a newly single man, Mr. Green was living in a tiny apartment without any cleaning service because his ex-wife was "soaking" him for all his extra money. When his kids came to visit one weekend, his 8 year old daughter found a condom Bob had thought he'd tossed in the trash the night before, and was trying to put it on as a swimming cap. Bob blamed his wife for taking his extra money thus leaving his place without a maids service and condom wrappers lying everywhere. Plus, he had a basketball backboard set up over the garbage can and thought he'd made a bank shot. The following hour it's Vernon Dozier who assures Phil that Americans are so incensed with the Ground Zero mosque and the arrogance of the people putting it there that we are ready to toss the first amendment and live without freedom of religion. Better that than all the strife and mayhem. "There's one thing thing those beatniks in Moscow got right. That "no religion" thing. If some beatnik bums can do it, we can do it!" says Vernon.

In her newspaper column, Margaret Grey annually predicts how many people will die nationally from traffic accidents on Labor Day weekend. She is paid a bonus by the Dicklin Syndicate, the company that syndicates her column, if she comes within 10 or 20 because giving out accurate information means more subscribers and readers. But last year Margaret overshot the real number, predicting 600 when the actual number was closer to 500. Margaret tells Phil and his audience that while she doesn't want people to die she is predicting 600 again this year and she wants the number reported accurately, not held down by MADD because it helps them get funding. And she wants Americans to quit dreaming and get back to driving the way they usually do...drunk and reckless. The following hour Phil is joined by Channel 19 news anchor Don Berman who talks with Phil about a series of specials planned on the Channel 19 news called "Stand Up For Yourself." The series shows instances where typical Americans insisted on fair treatment from a business and includes a segment featuring Don himself. Don felt he "stood up for himself" when he got a waitress suspended without pay for two weeks because she brought him a Rueben sandwich with the words "And you must be the one with the extra cheese." Don says he detected sarcasm in her voice, as in "Here you go fatso, here's your extra cheese." Don added it was also tough for him eating clam chowder while listening to the woman's autistic child "bellowing in a corner."

Mr. Don Parsley, author of "A Mother's Sin, A Son's Regret, Hating Your Mother" joined Phil to talk about his self-published book and what inspired it. Parsely claims that he was going to invest in a Savannah bed and breakfast with some other gentlemen but when they called one of Parsley's personal references, his mother Maureen Parsley, she told them about Don's time on a "work farm in Wyoming for posssession with intent to sell of a controlled substance, marijuana" and his early release for good behavior. She thought she was doing Don a favor. But as Don tells it, that ended the deal. "She couldn't keep her buffet-hole shut," said Don. Later, Dr. Ron Tarner talked with Phil and his audience about Ron's 13 year old son Dennis, soon to become the youngest person to sail solo around the world even though the boy has no sailing experience. That doesn't matter, says Dr. Tarner. The boy will learn and be successful thus pushing the name Tarner ahead of Stephen Hawking's in the world of science and discovery. "Hawking just signed an endorsement deal with Hoveraround but this will top that"

Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County is interviewed by Phil and he talks about his reality show pilot "Living in Obama's America" that got turned down by two networks because, in Larry's view, the media is the the tank for Obama. But he goes one better. He says the CONSERVATIVE media is in the tank for Obama too citing "intel" that tells him Sean Hannity is getting "coolers full of organic steaks from the White House under the cover of night" and that no doubt "Bill O'Reilly being on vacation during this mosque controversy" has Obama's fingerprints on it too. Next hour its Professor Emory Clayton talking about his support for the Ground Zero mosque and his hope that "these foriegn-born Muslims have the guts and the stamina" to stand up to the alleged racists that will try and shut them down. Professor Clayton says the opposition will come in the form of harrassment by teen-age kids in the neighborhood  "playing ding-dong ditch, lighting bags of dog doo on fire and leaving them on the welcome mat. If the bothers are in prayer, they'll come to the door barefoot, see the bag and stamp it out with thier barefeet. Oh Ha Ha. Very funny."

Jeff Dowdder joined Phil tonight to talk about his gaming addiction. Jeff, in commenting on an actual lawsuit against a game manufacturer by a user, tells Phil he is 28 years old, lives with his sister and her husband in one of their spare bedrooms and only has enough money for a down payment on a car, not the  monthly, because he's been playing World of Warcraft and other RPG's since 1997. He doesn't want to stop playing. He just wants Obama's health care to cover him being DGed, De-Gamed. Then, its Don Micksa, professor of engineering at the University of Washington to talk about cyber-bullying. Don's son is a cyber bully, a 13 year old boy who sent a video of his penis to a girl in his class. Don says because he and his wife are progressive they choose to see their sons behavior has evolved, mirroring the tough communication needed eventually in the business world. Don says you gotta give a kid points for not just opening up an over coat but using a high-tech device like an IPhone. As far as the girls parents go, Don says he gave them a ride on his boat, taking them over to Pikes Fish Market and letting them look at the fish-mongers. Big deal.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley share with Phil and his audience something they think is very remarkable. In a number of photos taken by flash cameras on roller coasters, their eldest son Seth is showing no emotion. His face is "flattened" or "he just has a slit for a mouth" says Steve Dooley. In other words, he has "ice water running through his veins." Bobbie believes her son has nerves of steel and should get a recommendation from Congressman Henry Waxman to enter the Marine Corp Officer training school at Quantico, Va. Most of the callers think it's possible Seth is simply a psychopath. The following hour Robert Green, CEO of Frazier Foods grocery chain, offers Phil the opinion its time to move on from the Ground Zero mosque controversy. After all, on September 10th, when the fasting of Ramadan ends, there's ging to be a lot of hungry Muslims and Bob has just layed in a supply of New Zealand lamb chops. If Phil and other talk hosts keep talking about this mosque, Muslims will stay away from sponsors like him and Christians will stay away from lamb chops because they just got the word Muslims like them. Later Phil does Shout-Outs and Bud reads the Bud Dickman Nightly News.

Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher with a Facebook page and over 400 female friends, all of them under 18 and some of them not students at his school. How does he get away with posting a picture of himself while in South America wearing nothing but underwear that he thought "was a pair of speedos?" It's a twisted tale. Later, Ted Bell explains why texting and tweeting while driving is okay for him but not for "some of these lousy punk kids. I told one kid you're going to kill every Christina soul with your texting and he says to me 'I'm Jewish' Of course he is. The westside is crawling with Jews." Ted barely gets out of the hour alive and blames Phil for everything.