On tonights show, Phil battled a video feed constantly dropping as well as Doug Dannger and Margaret Grey arguing over Seth MacFarlane with Margaret saying he was "hysterically funny even though his jokes were degenerate, tasteless assaults on women and minorities. But yes, he was a scream...." Don Micksa from the University of Washington commented on Yahoo eliminating telecommuting in its workforce. Don applauds the move. "Now some of those people will be forced to deal with the reality that they actually work for someone and they are not 'independent contractors.' Bullcrap, says Don...

Margaret and Phil spoke briefly with golf writer Chris Garvin on the blossoming romance between Tiger Woods and Lynnsey Vonn and how they look good together, primarily because their respective skin tones are complimentary.... Vernon Dozier and Doug Dannger discussed the new Miami Dolphin logos and color combinations being considered for the 2013 season. Vernon did not feel the Dolphins should continue to "mock the dolphin" by putting a little football helmet on its head because "dolphins will hold a grudge, don't worry about it." Larry Grover debated Phil on the gay marriage issue with Larry still convinced that legalizing gay marriage is wrong. But he was troubled by what he called his "life of sin" and wants to get right with God. That's why he revealed to Phil and the crew his "worst sin ever...."

Doug Dannger, on his way to a film festival in Cambria, runs into mechanical problems with his brothers Harley and spends the hour bitching at the gas station attendant about how bad a job he's doing repairing the bike and making fun of the guys name at the same time (Ward). RC Collins, his buddy Watson and RC's dad, Chris Collins, all join Phil to discuss the progress RC is making at Bradl;ey Military Academy. Unfortunately, RC's dad is scoping out underage girls as they're walking by. Meantime, Watson keeps talking about wanting to "rip off Michael Meyers head and crap down his neck." Dean Wheeler is getting more and more jealous and crazy over his wife Emerelda and her new singing career. Dean is also micro-managing her singing style and his particularly offended by her "fondling the mic stand as if to say 'I wish I had one this long.'

Tonight Don Berman called night racing from Dickman Downs with the last race one he bet for a little crippled boy in a hospital. Guess what? Don's horse "was wiping up the rear" and Don was screaming for the animal to be shot at the end of the race... Doug Dannger joined the show to talk about "spoilers" and how sometimes the cat is let out of the bag about a particular movie. Sometimes the consequences are far reaching. In the case of "The Crying Game" letting everyone know a guy in a dress seduced an IRA member pretty much spelled the end of that organization... Karen Deaville and her family checked in to lay the praise on Phil and have her bother-in-law Jerry tell Phil about his dream of, like the kid in 'Footloose," leaving the farm and being a dancer. It was a dream that got derailed when his grandfather walked in on him in the barn practicing a step called "The New York Minute." His grandfather's last words were "you and your homosexual lifestyle" before he tripped on a spreader and layed out facedown on the barn floor dead. Jerry, not knowing the old man had expired and thinking he was fooling around, kept on dancing for another 3 minutes before he realized what had happened, the dumb ass.

Phil discusses a large floating head found in New York harbor this week and in the process kicks Bud out of the studio when he starts making "head" jokes and then refers to Roberts "thick lips." Harvey Weirman weighed in on the early career of actor Edward Norton and his supposed discovery in New York by agent Shorty Weisback. Weirman got into what he said was Nortons ability to "reach out ajnd strangle anyone with one hand." Margaret also tries strangling Bud, not for the first time. Plus Karen Deauville calls in along with her brother-in-law Jerry to talk with Phil about actor Edward Norton and a "buzz" that Jerry said he saw in Parade magazine claiming Norton has enough strength in one hand to perform "the Vulcan pinch," similar to the so-called death grip used by the character Spock in Star Trek. Also Dr. Ron Tarner on the lunar eclipse and Doug Dannger too.

Tonight Doug Dannger came on the show and talked with Phil and the crew about the movie "300" and the followup "300: Rise of an Empire". Bobbie Dooley and Margaret got into it over calling women barn-YARD animals if they wear lingerie. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed fire safety. He and the other "sub-commanders" often sit out side houses waiting to see "if they blow up" and noting what strange things occur before the explosions like "a man running from the place, a bird, a flash or someone practicing the fluglehorn."

Margaret Grey, Doug Dannger and some idiot named Wayne Urban commented on the aftermath to the Miley Cyrus controversy...Margaret did play by play... Larry Grover and Jack Armstrong debated the Syrian crisis while Gloria Grover, Larry's mother, gets on the extension and busts Larry's balls. This time it's about him being uncircumcised and his late father nicknaming him "Missile Dick."

Phil discussed the future of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise with Margaret saying Johnny Depp is still a "wonderfully viable actor" and Doug Dannger saying that Johnny's best days "have come and gone." Dr. Jim Sadler demonstrated a kind of "aerobic yoga" that enabled one to "touch your own backside with your nose." But in so doing it sounded to Phil that Dr. Sadler was undergoing "the tortures of Torquemada." Also Ted Bell and Steve Bosell came on to promo their "Almost NFL game of the Week." Ted told Steve that if he was going to do color commentary he was going to have to "man up and not sit near a pond with your little friends the crickets to chill out.....jesus."

Tonight Dr. Ron Tarner and Dr. Jim Sadler try and explain some delicate question regarding human nature and wind up being brutally sidetracked by the panel... Doug Dannger comes on to talk Emmy's and whether or not a black person can "go in the closet..." And Ted Bell and Steve Bosell recap the weekends football action including their analysis of the Colt-49er game they broadcast and destroyed.....