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Friday, October 7, 2005

Hour 1:Vernon Dozier is on with Phil tonight. Vernon is a football coach who thinks it is okay to allow his players attend this years Homecoming dance drunk.Hour 2:Vernon goes on to explain to Phil that he was a great sax player... even better than John Coltrane. Phil plays a flashback from 8-16-04 starring Jim Kaneal called "Special Olympics Wheaties Box." Frank Gray joins Phil with his "Hollywood Minute" He discusses Oprah Winfrey's party...of course he get's his genders confused...he claims Paris Hilton is buffing up for a movie role. Jeff Dowder calls in and tells Phil they are remaking King Kong. He swears it's gonna be radical.Hour 3:Art Bell with Coast to Coast is on with General Jamison. He is experimenting with trans vibrations. He is trying to make his niece sound like an opera singer. Earl Poon is on to discuss how he invented a hospital bed. He called it the poon mattress. It catapults old people out of the bed.

Thursday, October 6, 2005

Hour 1:John Germaine is on to discuss Florida's decision to outlaw Necrophilia. He believes Florida will take a hit on tourism. Phil plays a listener flashback from the Best of C.D. 2001 called Colleen- 2 fingers to thinner thighs.Hour 2:Bob Greene is on to discuss donating money so the visually impaired can have a haunted house. Listeners and callers believe Bob is exploiting the blind.Hour 3:Father James McQuarters is on because he supports the the gay man's billboard across from his church. Listeners are outraged as it goes against the bible's teachings. Some callers believe he is looking for money and that is why he is in support of it.

Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Hour 1:Tommy is a little kid who calls in tonight to argue with Phil. His argument you ask? It is over who is the better quarterback Bollinger or Testaverde. Phil plays a listener flashback from 7-22-03, called "Bosell's wife driving mustang." The ideas for the flash came from Phil and Maria's trip to Hawaii. Slap Fight of The Titans is on the show tonight. It is Cleechko vs... Brad Pitt. Pitt is fighting to stay in movies.Hour 2:Brad Rifkin is on and he tells Phil he has a fighting speed bag. For motivation , he placed his wife's picture on it. Lloyd Bonafide calls in to ask Brad if the speed bag comes in different sizes and colors...he wants one like Oprah Winfrey. Justin McAlroy also calls in wanting a speed bag made to look like his mongoloid brother. Phil cuts in because he is high. He got high on the paint fumes because Premiere is remodeling. Easy Off comes on with his show "Love At Night." He plays Polka Music.Hour 3:Larry Grover is on with Phil, discussing a magazine called "Fresh Crop." He says the magazine has information on girls 5 years of age and younger. The magazine is for older men so they can check them out...to see what they will look like later in life. Chris Norton comes on because he wrote a song to the music of Jessica Simpson's remake of "These Boots Are Made For Walking"..."His is called These Boots Are Made For Sess".

Tuesday, October 4, 2005

Hour 1:Doug Danger is on with Phil to discuss the Super Model Kate Moss' run in with cocaine and the coverage of it by the press. He believes it is an overblown story. Callers believe Doug has no idea what he is talking about and believe Kate Moss is an addict and like most addicts, Kate needs help!Hour 2:Dave Oliva is on with Phil to discuss Rosh Hashanah. He believe it is anti-Semitic to work. Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year. Callers are outraged and believe Dave knows nothing about the Jewish faith or its practices. Phil plays a flashback called "The apology from Ted Bell for Bush being elected" from 11/05/04.Hour 3:Frank Gray is on because he talked to Bobby Dinero about Jim J. Bullock. Frank has gender confusion, and gets confused when talking about gay men. When discussing gay men, he speaks of original person. Gus Nicestrom the blind man joins Phil. He has a program called "Step Up." The show encourages blind people to live without assistance....he tries to keep them from crashing into things...but he himself crashes into everything as he speaks to Phil.

Monday, October 3, 2005

Hour 1:Ted Bells calls in to ask Phil if he can handle telling the audience about his flat tire...on his Jag. Pastor William Rennick says he believes in werewolves and sings James Brown. R.C. Collins wants to wish Ashlee Simpson Happy Birthday. R.C. decides a baba booey and a fart will work. Bud comes on to do his report on Bud's Most Radical Accidents. He reports on the Talladega Raceway. Phil tells his audience that the fires are out finally. Phil discusses how renters management companies push lower income people around...as they may not have the means to fight their charges. Bill Barlow comes on and discusses Collection Agency Busters.Hour 2:Lloyd Bonafide is on because once again he has got himself in trouble. He let his grandkids play with unloaded guns. A neighbor walked by and the kids pointed them at her and she fainted. Callers are furious that Lloyd would do such a thing, they believe the kids were way too young.Hour 3:David G. Hall talks about Little Ally on Ryan Seacrest's show. Phil discusses the fire at his daughter Katherine's school. Phil talks about how he would walk to school in level 6 smog. Dr Jim Sadler is on to discusses his sleeping habits. He claims to nap for 36 hours and stay awake for 5 days. Phil discusses the Scandinavian Airlines and how they offer laptop use. Phil discusses his trip to Fiji with Maria, he thinks it is too beautiful to be a third world country.

Friday, September 30, 2005

Hour 1:Chris Norton is on to talk about shooting his film "Fahrenheit 69." He is upset that he was asked by the local fire department to evacuate during his porn shoot. Chris believes he should be reimbursed for the interruption. Callers get upset with Chris claiming he should not be reimbursed because the fire department was acting on procedure. Lloyd Bonafide calls in and is upset with Chris' sex film. Lloyd's daughter got into porn and she came home with sores.Hour 2:David Hall is on to make Phil tell everyone about the books he is reading. David believes this will prove Phil is out of touch. Listeners think David is an idiot and tell Phil he can read whatever he wants. Don Berman joins Phil to talk about the fire mask he is wearing because of the fire. Phil cannot understand Don but Bud can. Ted Williams Head is on to discuss steroids. Phil and Bud make head jokes.Hour 3:Art Griego is on with Phil to discuss the fires. He used to be a fire fighter. He says he would let some fires just burn. Callers believe Art is a racist and an absolute idiot. R.C. Collins is on to discuss Bill Bennett. Bill Bennett said if you abort all the black babies there would be less crime. Bud agrees.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Hour 1:Brad Rifkin comes on to tell Phil the school does not want him to carpool. He also tells Phil it is because he keeps harassing a boy in the carpool. Callers phone in and tell Brad he is a bully, and says it is not nice. One callers goes so far as to say he belongs in jail.Hour 2:Brass Villanueva is on to talk about how he almost drowned and how 2 lifeguards gave him C.P.R. Of course he thinks something was wrong with the way they handled it and says he was double teamed. Callers get annoyed and call Phil and Brass saying he is an idiot for wanting to die rather than receive C.P.R. because he is Mexican. Gabby believes Brass is insecure! Phil closes the hour with what is coming up in the remaining 2 hours.Hour 3:High School football coach Vernon Dozier is putting steroids in his players smoothies without them knowing.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Hour 1:Phil recalls a story of a kid who he knew who hung himself. Love Songs with Chris Pootay. Phil takes a call from R.C.Collins. Phil talks about Howard Stern leaving radio for Satellite in 3 months. Bud Dickman plays Porky Pig sound fx when Phil stumbles over his words. Margaret Gray joins the program with Harvey Wireman and Lloyd Bonifide to discuss Air America. Margaret & Harvey sing "I'd like to teach the world to sing"Hour 2:Phil reads a news story about the Boomtown Rats song "I don't like Mondays" Frank "still vertical" Gray recalls stories of his days in Hollywood and as usual, gets his genders mixed up. Father McQuarters admits he's an alcoholic and says he may hang himself.Hour 3:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary police are patrolling the scene of the Southern California flames looking for "fire bugs", the kind people that start fires.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Hour 1:Justin McAlroy is driving without a license on the air to protest the fact that the underaged are being discriminated against. Callers are outraged and believe Justin should respect the privilege.Hour 2:Lloyd Bonafide calls in to tell Phil he went to an open mic night and got into an altercation with a young asian boy. Callers think Lloyd overreacted because they too have been yelled at during an open mic night. Phil plays a listener flashback called "Looking in the Bathroom stalls" featuring Jay Santos from 7-16-02.Hour 3:Phil has a special guest in the studio tonight..Peter Sarafinavich. Phil's son Chris is learning to drive. Phil talks about how the Catholic school kids are selling magazines for their school. David G. Hall interrupts Phil asking Bud to play Porky Pig SFX when Phil stutters. Phil talks about role playing games and talks about the Godfather Movies. In the news Phil discusses the riots in Liverpool. Phil closes the show discussing the New C.D. and how he is giving up smoking on the 24th.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Hour 1:Phil opens the show discussing his Sunday night. He says he ate a tub of pudding and watched Desperate Housewives! David and Bud make fun of Phil because he stumbled over his words. Phil discussed his brunch on Sunday morning with the Fillmore Middle cast. Phil plays a listener flashback called Spanish Sportscast from 9-14-04. Margaret Gray joins Phil, she is on a train. She is returning from the Anti-War Protest. Margaret Gray sings "American Idiot" by Green Day. Phil asks the question "where does money from the hurricane really go?" Phil discusses the L.A. Radio People Poll. He was ranked # 10. Phil reads e-mail from his listeners. Phil talks about how he heard from Coach Jaggs.Hour 2:Ted Bell is on with Phil and he is upset. Peter Maddox the cancer patient lived. Ted donated money to him thinking he was terminal. Callers believe he is an idiot for asking for the money back. One caller tells Ted that he has no idea what kids with cancer have to go through.Hour 3:Pastor William Rennick surprises Phil with singing Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing." Phil discusses e-mail and how a lot is going on with the show. Phil discusses gas prices and how he is spending $60 a week. Phil says Starband is a horrible company. Phil talks about how the weatherman says Hurricane Katrina was made by Japanese Yakoza. Lloyd Bonafide joins Phil and tells him that Thomas Jefferson had relations with his negro maid. At the close of the show Phil discusses how Lyndie England was found guilty of War Crimes.

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