Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Maria Sanchez (studio appearance) and Phil Hendrie talk together about Christmas shopping, animal trophies. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about shopping at K-Mart 3 days before Christmas and nobody was there. Working on Christmas until his early 40s. Phil says shut the radio stations off on Christmas. Hour 2: Jay Santos on the Sacramento airplane suicide jump, saying young women have no reason to be depressed because they've got "pert breasts". He gives tickets to depressed women to give them an attitude adjustment and will want evidence of sexual intercourse. Phil closes about Maria's Christmas errands, getting over a cold. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder with the band Dark Horse says you want pretty young women in the front row, not a guy with a straw in his mouth sitting in a wheelchair. Phil closes talking about show souvenirs, plays flashback of RCA.

Wednesday, December 11, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts off by going off on some of the Hollywood elite on their attitude toward the U.S. Government after 9/11. Phil play a classic bit from the best of 2002 CD - “plane go boom.” Phil discusses Trent Lott and the like. Hour 2: Chris Norton says for women to go someone's house without a date is pathetic on Christmas day. He's offering his services, he's in high-demand, he's sessy. An episode of The Bob Heverly show. Phil explains the show and plays a bit from Margaret from the best of 2002 CD. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Homeowners Association says in order to sit with her and Steve at the table at the Christmas party you must have a certain standing in the community. You can't have cataracts and look strange. A bit from the best of 2002 CD with Jay Santos.

Hour 1: Phil discusses a personal appearance at Rock Honda, the possible CD titles for his year 2000 cd and how much he's tired of the millennium crap. "Check Your 'Tards at the Door" - Margaret Gray joins from her Christmas party. Bud isn't allowed in because, well, she doesn't have retards at her party. Featured line: (talking to the doorman) "…the guy there with the misshapen head, yeah, I don't want him in." Hour 2: Phil talks about watching his kids and not stopping them from torturing each other when perhaps he should have and also discusses a fun game to play with them in the car, "Oh My God, the Throttle's Stuck." Phil takes a few callers (surprisingly) who discuss their own driving games. Hour 3: R.C. Collins is on with "The Teen Point of View" with special guest Chris Norton. The topic of the night is "What it's like when you're 16 years old and you're still a virgin," in R.C.'s words. Chris gets in a scuffle with a caller about how many women he's been with, he counts all positions as individual women. Featured line: "I slept with 9000 women…one time doggy, one time missionary, one time on top, one time her on top, one time ankles over her head, that's like four different times in one day!" Show log by Mike Angileri