Hour 1: Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is on to talk about the pentagon shooter John Patrick Badell. Apparently he was a 911 truther. Jay believes takes that same opinion but he doesn't want to be associated with this shooter because he was Bi-Polar and he may have been gay. Then Phil talks about violent revolutions. Hour 2: Phil starts off talking about something called chatroulette. This is an online chat website that pairs random people from around the world for web cam based conversations. Then there is some commentary on the government. Since all the news is boring Phil brings on Steve Bosell early to talk about chatroulette. Steve went on this site thinking it was a tea party site because his friend Roy Hutchins said it was. Now Steve is suing Roy and the Tea Party. Hour 3: News and commentary hour. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Hour 1: Steve Bosell is on to talk about the healthcare bill. He said he was against the healthcare bill and his daughter overheard him. The teacher called him in to the classroom and the kids started ridiculing him. Some of them called him a pig. Then his daughter started passing him notes. Hour 2: Phil started off the hour talking about a highway that was adopted by the Nazi party in Colorado. He went en to discuss the Nazis. In other news, Andre Bower says welfare is like feeding stray animals so they breed. Finally, a dog was pulled from a flood control channel. Some people say it was wrong to rescue the dog. Oh Phil also discussed fundraising and how the money isn't getting to the Haitian people. Hour 3: Jay Santos comes on the program to talk about the dog being pulled from the water. Jay seems to think the dog was not worth saving. He looked mangy, flea bitten and was an egg sucker. He says most women own dogs because they can't have kids. Most men have dogs as companions and could easily push it off a cliff with no remorse. Then Phil discusses climate change and other news. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police made a quick return this week to talk about the "senior database" he's compiling. He and his subcommanders will approach any eldely person they see and assess what their end-of-   life accommodation should be. A talkative elderly gentleman belongs in a "psychiatric facility" while a man who "tiny steps" is "tapped out"...that means pull the plug. An old woman holding a box of dry linguini should be in restraints. Jay is doing this as a "citizen physician" because the cost of health care is through the roof. Next up was Art Griego, commercial pilot and as it turns out willing subject in an LSD experiment, who is convinced today's Tea Partiers were dropping acid "by the handful" back in the late 60's and early 70's. He said it's possible, in fact, that Tea Partiers were members of the Manson Family and are now sitting there with their covered dishes listening to speeches from guys dressed as Abigal Adams. Art: "Nothing says Tate-Labianca like fried chcicken."  

Our show began with a discussion of abusive bill collectors, many of whom threaten people with violence or humliate them with name -calling. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxilliary Police  does some "enforcement collection" as he calls it. He says he doesn't engage in that kind of behavior. He simply tells people that if they don't pay the bill their future 'has suddenly turned black." One woman who owed money on some Kevin Costner videos that went to collection was told by Jay that "no matter how many Costner videos you rent you'll never bag him." Phil announced the "glorious news" that Jesse James as a kid pretended to be the Angel of Death from Auschwitz, Dr. Josef Mengele. Whoopee! Then Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, came on to talk about the passing of actor Gary Coleman...for awhile. Doug said that what he really wanted to talk about was his column about Coleman called "The Happy Freak" and how no one commented on it good or bad and that means they were "blown away" by it. He also dropped a meaningless statistic about Zelda Rubinstien. (??)

Its a two hour Jay Santos extravaganza as Jay and the sub-commanders head to Arizona to protect illegal immigrants from angry white women, upset that Arizona's SB 1070 has been blocked by a federal court....

Tonight, Dr. Ron Tarner told Phil and his audience that if it came down to saving a students life or saving his career, the student goes down for the count. Anything that can be percieved as sexual assault or harassment he stays away from. So when Phil told him about a high school student who who put alligator clips on his nipples and had someone plug them into a wall socket resulting in the boy suffering serious injury, Tarner said he wouldn't go near that situation. "The alligator clips sound sexual. Same reason why I won't stop a kid who's dropped his pants to light a fart. People will think I'm joining in." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxilliary Police joined Phil the next hour and told Phil that if they outlaw smoking in multi-family dwellings, he and his "sub-commanders" have the Constitutional right to enter those dwellings and "put our nose to peoples clothing and fingers" to determine if they've been smoking." Afterall, says Jay, they are smokers and no one cares about the rights of smokers.

The Rick Sanchez story was discussed by Phil and sponsor Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills this evening. In response to reports Sanchez disparaged Jewish people in the broadcast media, Ted told Phil there are just some things an employee cannot say. In fact Ted had to fire one waitress who dared say she supported Obama while Ted was in the building. He fired a bartender who had the bad taste to mention he was Roman Catholic to a customer. And he canned a valet who ran into the restaurant to tell Ted that Jughead of the Archie comics was "a homosexual." He was wrong. It was new character Kevin Keller. Ted fired him too. The problem of texting in movie theaters was taken up by Citizen Auxiliary Police officer Jay Santos who told Phil and his listeners that  his crew will be out and about at movie theaters this weekend making sure no one is using their phone to text disparaging comments about movies they are watching to friends waiting outside. Movie theater managers are cracking down on texting in the theater and Jay has seen some of the texts. "This movie smells like one of your fathers farts," was one message allegedly texted by a mother to a ten year old daughter waiting outside. The purpose is to drive business away from the theater "for kicks."

Tonight Vernon Dozier, high school football coach, gave Phil and his listeners an earful about whether ambulances should be allowed on a newly installed, expensive, good-drainage football field worth, stadium included, $300,000. Yes there's a kid with a concussion but... Then find out what Jay Santos proposes when it comes to "pat-downs" at airports. How is it Jay is able to conduct a pat-down, where women have their pants "half-way down their hips" and not have one complaint? Listen...

We started the show with Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary police. His new "Nightstalker Point of View" training video has some people up in arms. It's a video Jay took with a helmet cam peeking in people's bedroom windows to give the viewer an idea of what a Peeping Tom sees. Art Griego doesn't care what that Southwest pilot had to say about fat women and gays. If it doesn't affect the way you fly the aircraft it's all good. In fact back when Art was a commercial pilot he used to stand in the cockpit door greeting passengers by saying "Hi I'm Captain Griego and I'm a member of a white supremacist organization."

Tonight Brass Villenuava of Los Malos, an "empowerment" organization for "young Latin males" argued for government assistance to the Oakland Raiders because "it's the only team that the Mexican community has. The Raiders have been bad for so long I may not want to live here anymore." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was concerned about a class action lawsuit against the Florida Highway Patrol for ticketing a man who blinked his brights to warn other motorists about the presence of police. Jay: "These kinds of guys are real chump change. They prolly' had a run in with police once that really hurt their feelings and now they're trying too get back at 'em like real chump change."