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Hour 1: Chris Norton is coming out with a new calender featuring the 11 mistresses of Tiger Woods. He says Tiger Wood's commercial appeal isn't dead because men admire him for his talent and women are attracted to him. Hour 2: Justin McElroy went to Norway with some other students to attend the Nobel Selection process. Justin says the war was forced on President Obama by George Bush. The President is intimidated by the military. Hour 3: Phil starts out the hour talking about Barbara Walter's interview with Michelle Obama. He plays part of Obama's Nobel Prize speech, then there's some commentary. Researchers find a drug free way to block fearful memories. MTV Jersey Shore gains protestors. Then the stories we couldn't get to.
Hour 1: Nearly half of all U.S. children and 90 percent of black youngsters will be on food stamps at some point during childhood. Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about this. He says he was hungry as a kid and children should pass out from hunger at least once in their lives, even if they die. Everyone wants their MaMa and food stamps aren't that bad. Jeff Dowder calls 911 to ask how to hang up a telephone. Hour 2: Chris Norton is with the group Disband. He says the religious symbol, the wedding band, offends single men. It's not a separation of church and state. He proceeds to hit on all the female callers. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about a study that says children should be allowed to sleep in on the weekends to fight obesity. Vernon disagrees. He runs a fat camp called Camp Possibility. He says the study has no viability because the Chinese conducted it. He says fat people are worthless and they're not contributing to society. At the 12:35 mark Dean Wheeler is on the show to talk about the Fort Shoot shooting. Dean says that the shooter Nidal did this to get out of going to war by wounding himself. He thinks that the incident was a blessing to say how wars are destructive, and mental health isn't an issue because Nidal was a psychiatrist. He would have self-diagnosed himself. He says it was humiliating for him to be wounded by a female police officer.
Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police teamed up with the Gator Brigade of Central Florida to hunt pervs at the opening of the Wizadry World of Harry Potter in Orlando. As usual Jay is checking people out to make sure they aren't adults just taking advantage of the availablity of "so much veal." Jay also is suspicious of adults that don't look like their kids so he asks them "are you sure your wife was always faithful to you?" Later on David G. Hall gave Bud permission to blow a vuvuzela everytime he heard something cool. When Phil read a headline about a woman trying to lose her fear of monkeys by going to an island filled with monkeys, Bud blew the horn. Chris Norton talked about the guts it takes to have a Brazilian wax for men and the fact he charged women 5 bucks a head to watch him get one.
Tonight our guests were Insensitive German writer Shoell Heller and Chris Norton. We'll fill in the details later as we've had the Internet go down, if you'll pardon the expression.
Bobbie Dooley was reporting from the House of Blues in West Hollywood where she and Steve attended the Obama $5,000 a plate dinner. Bobbie had Steve removed from the restaurant when he wouldn't "shut up" and then spoke with caller Chris Norton who lapsed into some kind of Tourette's episode. Later Don Micksa, from the University of Washington, came on the show to propose taxing tuitions to pay back the money given by our government to Solyndra. RC Collins called in to say Don was a "greennik" supposedly someone who is commited to green issues and also performs a certain kind of oral sex where "you're picking s*** out of your teeth." With Justin McCelroy, David G. Hall, Margaret Grey and Charlie LeFountaine.
Deane and Emerelda Wheeler demonstrate a type of mind-control, mind-over-matter disciplione similar to the "fire-walk" done by Tony Robbins' students that injured so many. In this one, Deane walks barefoot over "white hot steel spikes, the walk of steel to achieve mastery...which comes from masturbation." Well whatever it was it didn't wind up good for Dean. And all of it taking place while a Native American tribal drum group hangs around playing and making good tips. The next hour featured Chris Norton trying to make sure the good name of the late adult film actor John Holmes wasn't sullied by recent events. David Hall also came on the air to ask a question so inappropriate that we can't mention it even here. And Karen Deauville, her husband Herb and her brother Jerry called up to gush about the greatness of Phil's show... With Charlie Mitchner, Emerelda Wheeler and Bob Morning Sun and the Adobe Boys...
Starting the show tonight, Margaret Grey and General Gaylen Shaw are at a Chick-Fil-A in "Montavido" California where there is an "Appreciation Day" celebration going on. Maragret interviews people in line but despite her disapproval of Chick-Fil-A's stand on gay rights she has a "tenders basket" and claims it gave her the runs. General Shaw stands with Chick-Fil-A and Margaret is eventually run off, her underwear filling up. The next hour Larry Grover tries to give a preview of our episode 25 Free Phil Hendrie Podcast but is stopped, once again, by his mother who calls him "short stuff," "missle dick," and laughs when Larry tells the dentist "don't put that in my mouth." With Karen Deauville, Jerry Deauville, Herb Deauville and Chris Norton.
Phil brought on Chris Norton tonight who described a dance he did at a bachelorette party that involved "hip flexing"  and inadvertant contact with a womans nose... Bud and Robert pretended they were doing James Browns act including Bud wearing a cape (a beach towel) and Bud dancing like James Brown (limping around the stage...).
Thursday, December 26, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Larry Grover joins the program to talk about how men have the power to pick the women they want to go out with, not the other way around. He's a catch because he's respectful to women asking them to clean, scrub & for sex. Phil tells he did the voice of Larry for the last bit. Margaret was on the show last night and told how had a birthday party for her son Jason J. Delmonico. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonified is on to discuss how he feels sad that his wife needs to pee on a long road trip because 9/11 made her soft. She ruined his car seats. David G. Hall and Bud Dickman join in to talk about the top 10 Christmas phrases that sound dirty but really are not such as “Santa's sack is really budging.” Classic Flashback from Chris Norton and his copyrighted his moves. Hour 3: Dave Oliva comes on and is upset about Robert De Niro going to show his movie “Analyze This” to U.S. Troops. Dave thinks he's doing this to rub in what a big shot he is and how he'll be boinking their girlfriends while they are away. Flashback from R.C. Collins and Harvey Wireman with “Kiss the Gunner's daughter.”
Hour 1:"Avon's New CEO" Restaurant owner Ted Bell calls into the program to comment on the news that Avon has named a female as their new CEO.Hour 2:"Breaking the Ice" Chris Norton feels it would solve a lot of problems if women had more courage to approach men and offer to buy them a drink.Hour 3:Joe Dickhead & the Professor's NFL Picks!! Phil talks about an episode he had with his kid's Furby. Darryl Webber's Funky Chicken Cacophony & Liquor Jamboree.
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