Hour OneTed Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.Hour TwoDavid G. Hall opens the hour telling Phil that the Quizno's baby was abducted and found in a barrel....and then says he's only kidding.....Phil reads a list of new bits added to the archives....Phil reads some e-mail including one with new, funniest lines from the show....Phil wonders when the Long Beach Blues Festival is which leads to Bud saying he likes the blues even though he doesn't like "Negroes.".....Rudy Canosa calls in to say he is shamed to realize that saying La-la-la with your tongue hanging out to American women means something "filthy.".....Phil wonders how tough an assignment Aruba must be for Greta and Alan Colmes.......Hour Three:Chris Norton, a young pharmaceutical rep from Hermosa Beach, tells Phil that he and his friends are all "hot-looking, young professionals" who want to keep their beach for "hot-looking people only." It's tough, he says, "having a Mes-sican scramble and seeing some beast come down the bike path. You can't keep your eggs down."

Hour 1:Chris Norton is scared he may get arrested if he daets foreign women like the Natalie Holloway case.Hour 2:Phil talks about screening the show. R.C.Collins explains how we got a signed Ashlee Simpson poster in the studio. Phil rants about profiling. The Prince of Darkness Show: Satan welcomes 4 suicide bombers from London to Hell. Bob Bakian talks about Michael J.Fox addresing the senate about stem cell research. Earl Pants Car Talk: Chinese want to buy Unical, Earl hates Chinese.Hour 3:Dr.Jim Sadler wants to have a threesome after watching Sex and the City.

Hour 1Dr Jim Sadler is on to talk about why he put a vibrator in his nephew's back. He says he did it because his son traded the lunch he made especially for him with his nephew. Callers are outraged about the use of a vibrator on a kid, and they believe Dr Jim Sadler is a immature jerk. One callers believe Dr Jim Sadler did this to humiliate the child.Hour 2Vernon Dozier is on to talk about how he challenged his students to raise $5,000 for hurricane relief. The deal he made was that if the kids raised the money he would shave his handle bar mustache...He didn't shave it. Callers believe he needs to shave it because it is a matter of integrity...one callers believe he put his word on the line.Hour 3Bud Dickman is on and he tells Phil he believes Phil will star with Kelly Rippa. He cracks a joke calling Phil "Philbin Hendrie". Phil openly discusses Fillmore Middle and the cast. Phil discusses how he and Maria's marriage is non-traditional. He thinks they may buy two houses. Phil tells everyone he is giving up smoking on the 24th. Phil plays a listener flashback...the Chris Norton Porn Movie. Kay calls in to tell Phil how she went back to see her house in New Orleans after evacuating. Phil reviews Sexy Beast with Ben Lingsly...Phil ends the show discussing how the Hurricane Center may run out of names.

Hour 1:Tommy is a little kid who calls in tonight to argue with Phil. His argument you ask? It is over who is the better quarterback Bollinger or Testaverde. Phil plays a listener flashback from 7-22-03, called "Bosell's wife driving mustang." The ideas for the flash came from Phil and Maria's trip to Hawaii. Slap Fight of The Titans is on the show tonight. It is Cleechko vs... Brad Pitt. Pitt is fighting to stay in movies.Hour 2:Brad Rifkin is on and he tells Phil he has a fighting speed bag. For motivation , he placed his wife's picture on it. Lloyd Bonafide calls in to ask Brad if the speed bag comes in different sizes and colors...he wants one like Oprah Winfrey. Justin McAlroy also calls in wanting a speed bag made to look like his mongoloid brother. Phil cuts in because he is high. He got high on the paint fumes because Premiere is remodeling. Easy Off comes on with his show "Love At Night." He plays Polka Music.Hour 3:Larry Grover is on with Phil, discussing a magazine called "Fresh Crop." He says the magazine has information on girls 5 years of age and younger. The magazine is for older men so they can check them out...to see what they will look like later in life. Chris Norton comes on because he wrote a song to the music of Jessica Simpson's remake of "These Boots Are Made For Walking"..."His is called These Boots Are Made For Sess".

Hour 1:Gaylan Hall is on with Phil. He tells Phil that he takes pictures of 5-10 year olds girls as a hobby. Callers believe Gaylan is a pervert and one step away from being a molester.Hour 2:Dave Oliva is on because he watches horror movies as a training tool, to become part of the L.A.P.D. Listeners believe that Dave lacks maturity and should never become part of the L.A.P.D.Hour 3:Chris Norton comes on with Phil to discuss the picture of Sara Shahi on the Phil Hendrie Website. He asks Phil if he thinks he can turn lesbians straight. Vernon Dozier calls in mad at Phil. Phil made fun of dairy workers, so he has a petting zone.