Hour 1:Phil has Tonga River Fever...shock and amazement goes over the air as Phil's voice has changed to that of a woman. Jeff Dowder comes on and decides to sing a song called "Good Bye Gaza Strip." Bill Clendenon who is a radio consultant comes on to talk to Phil. Phil has a problem, he can't understand anything he says. Margaret Gray calls in tell Phil she is celebrating Sean Penn's Birthday. Phil sends him a present...that explodes. Bob Greene tells Phil he asked his employees to pick up produce on the way into work to save on gas used by big trucks. Bob thinks they should do it and reminds them where they would be without him...in the fields. David G. Hall interrupts Phil and tell's him not to use the words "dictate" and "Stuck It In".Hour 2:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins Phil and talks about how his sons teacher talked to him rudely. As time goes on Ted tell's Phil that all he wanted was for his son to tip his teacher $100 so he could get a better grade. Listeners call in saying he handled it inappropriately and that it was not a representation of Father and Son bonding...and maybe he should think about home schooling and stop being so materialistic.Hour 3:Lloyd Bonafide is on to talk about taking his grandson to see March of the Penguins. He said there were stupid kids their distracting and talking throughout the movie. Callers think he is acting like a disgruntled old man and that his grandson behaves better than him. R.C. Collins comes on to explain to Phil and the listeners that Katherine Harris has a nice pair. He decides to explain Straight Out of Chatsworth. R.C. used to be goth...Phil closes the show with his view of March of the Penguins and the Origins of Man.

Hour 1:Margaret Gray says Chimpanzees she says "chimponzies". Phil discusses the fact that Louisiana State University will not let the The New Orleans Saints use their stadium...Phil believes the Saints should play in Los Angeles. Phil plays a listener flashback called Mud out your ass from the Best Of 2003 C.D. R.C. Collins and Lloyd Bonafide are in studio to debate. Lloyd is pissed because R.C. grabbed the back-end of of Lloyd's R.V. Phil talks about the looting in New Orleans. R.C. and Lloyd are at the Palos Verde Bluff playing chicken. A caller calls the show and is pissed because Phil is not caring for New Orleans victims...Phil says that looter's in New Orleans have guns.Hour 2:Bob Greene who owns "Bob's Novelties" says his store has been greatly affected by Hurricane Katrina...Callers are so upset. They tell Bob that he is disgusting and he should not begin to ask for Hurricane relief when there are so many others in need...Phil closes the hour by mentioning he used to go into Joke Novelty Shops.Hour 3:Earl Pants Car Talk...opens the hour and takes questions from callers...What do you do if your Brakes go out is the question of the hour. Phil takes follow up calls from stores on different surveys. Phil discusses the 6 degrees of George Bush, a caller calls in an links Bush to Hitler. Phil Discusses New Orleans and it's many troubles. He also discusses the fact that the city itself is a very poor town. Hal and Viola call in and tell Phil that Viola ate a cheese log. Phil talks about Radio Website Surveys...and in closing Phil takes a moment to say New Orleans is in Serious trouble tonight.

Hour 1Phil's Birthday is today, he talks about his office party and about his Birthday BBQ on Saturday. He also gives his yucca recipe..which he swears by. He discusses New Orleans...the rampant looting, shootings and rape. Randy comes on and asks "Do you think God is paying America back? R.C. Collins Baba Booey's Phil. Margaret Gray ask Phil if he seen George Bush playing guitar while New Orleans struggles...Margaret then sings "Back in The Saddle"...Bud gives her a fart gag. Charlie comes on and asks Phil if there will ever be Mardi Gras again? He has reservations for next year. Phil reads his e-mail and remembers people saying Johnstown Flood when he was a kid.Hour 2David Hall is on and begs Phil to stop talking about New Orleans. He believes it does not effect most of the country. Callers flood the airwaves saying that this is a National tragedy, and has great impact on the world.Hour 3Chris Norton calls in and tells Phil that he wants to fund homeless by setting them up for a dating service. Callers are angry..believe that none of the money earned would help them...Phil talks about the Anza Borega Desert and that it is a great place to drop acid. Phil plays a flashback of Rev Jim Pauly..Phil says Shirley-Beck-Vossey claims she was taken off Google.

Hour 1Phil is on tonight discussing the Jet Blue Airlines emergency landing at LAX. In the news it is believed the plane had bad landing gear. The Pilot had a flawless landing. Phil also tells his audience if he lived in an area known to be hit by hurricane's that he would build a bunker to protect him and his family. R.C. Collins comes on and tells Phil a bunker is ok if thee was to be no flooding. Phil plays a listener flashback called Don't Loose Your Head, Vote For Kerry! In the news Phil discusses how Houston evacuates in preparation for Hurricane Rita. Margaret Gray is on to ask if Phil will be at "Stop The War Crimes of George W. Bush Fashion and Buffet show. Frank comes through the phone and kicks Phil's butt! Phil openly discusses the Abu Graib scandal. Phil is upset and wonders what happened to the Natalie Holloway case. David G. Hall interrupts Phil's show and says that with all the breaking news, he wants Laurel and Hardy's theme played.Hour 2Phil discusses the earthquake and hurricane damage done by the flooding and fires. Herb Sewell tells Phil he wants to get in contact with the Jet Blue pilot. Pastor Rennick calls in and discusses magazines such as FHM and Maxim. He sings "Fire". Phil discusses Passive/Aggressive people. Phil has Chris Pootay on to take love song requests.Hour 3Jeff Dowder is on, he has advised people not to flee Texas because of Hurricane Rita...he believes the hurricane thrives off of fear.