Hour 1: Margaret Grey is on the show to talk about the State of the Union speech. She says that there was an article posted in the Huffington post about a drinking game. Every time President Obama says Let me be clear, change isn't easy, or make no mistake people take a drink. Margaret says it encourages binge drinking by young people that could potentially kill or injure future liberal voters. It's a dirty trick by conservatives. Hour 2: Bob Bakian comes on the program to talk about the Apple I-pad, or as he calls it a pound and a half with a 10 inch screen. He says it's a dangerous thing. Bob thinks that the I-pad can be used for companies or families to spy on each other. RC Collins calls in to find out if the I-pad can be used to find Osama Bin Laden and deliver a smart bomb into the cave he's in. Phil talks briefly about being on oxygen after being in the hospital. Then he mentions a couple of news stories. Ted Haggard apparently cured of homosexuality and porn animation. Hour 3: The Haiti relief fund is the topic for this hour. Why isn't the money getting to the people. Ghandi Sinclair comes on to say it is indeed going to the people. To the government so they can buy BMW's and cigars. He says it's an internal matter and none of our business, those who donated money. People would go without food and water to make sure the government is respected. There would be parties going on instead of burying bodies. At the end of the hour news we couldn't get to. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Tonight an RC Collins extravaganza as RC tells Phil and his listeners he and other cadets from Bradley Military Academy are trying to get kids to stay away from "The Twilight Saga." Yes, in addition to studying and training for West Point and eventual airborne school, RC is trying to keep kids from "bending to the will of the Master." RC also lets drop some interesting facts about his growing up. His mother, he says, was a "broken-down alcoholic" who would play the harpsichord late into the night and then enter his room "with her blouse open." RC's whole idea that he is "psycho" and wants to "eat my own guts" in his mind means he is willing to die for his country, turn kids away from the "way of the death cult" and "maybe catch a cigarette break...if you don't mind."

Tonight on the viedeo feed, we featured Roland Schwinn advocating for the organization "Fat Pride." Also joining us was Steve Bosell who mistakenly sucked a penis-shaped popscicle he found in the freezer. Then RC Collins came on for a Classic called "New Youth Nation" where he proclaimed himself a leader of youth. Pastor William Rennick uses the money he collected for trapped miners to instead buy a 7 jet spa for his home. And Dave Oliva tells people at a restaurant to stack their dishes so the bus boys don;t have to work extra.

RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy warns that the man who saved little Elisa Cardenas from a rapist/kidnapper may have "dropped the DA's case down a hole" by cutting the man off and stopping him. While RC says the man did a great thing, if they find he violated the kidnappers rights they may have to "put the little girl back in the guys truck and do the whole thing over again." Later it was Bobbie and Steve Dooley in a bizarre hour about formal hgh school dances and appropriate dresses for girls. Bobbie says that any girl wearing any dress that even hints at the possibility of a girls body being different from a boy's is provoking the boy's hormones. "Okay, your daughter can wear what she wants but we'll need bowls of condoms throughout the gym."

Tonight, RC Collins, Bradley Military Academy cadet, is sure releasing the death pictures of Osama Bin Laden will be "too much for the average person." RC is in training to be able to deal with "seeing a guys head blown up" But since the average citizen was throwing up after "127 Hours" they'll be puking after the Bin Laden pictures. Don Micksa from the University of Washington was on in the second hour questioning the "legality" of shooting an unarmed man and doing so after crossing into another country without that country's permission to do it. "If you saw the cover of 'The Daily'" (the University of Washington campus paper) says Don, "I was on the cover being followed by 200 students withy my fist in the air." Whatever.

RC Collins says that for him to fight and die for his country he's going to need better stuff sent from home than handi-wipes and sunflower seeds. He wants the "civilians" to start spending some money. Kegs of root beer and "sausage san'wiches" are what he wants. And no peanuts either.... Charlie LeFountain is the father of a 14 year old girl he wants to protect from predators. He firgures if the kid is repulsive it'll put them off. So he's forcing her to over eat and gain weight until she's obese. He's also not allowing her to shower but two times a week "'til she smells like a goat." Recently he spotted "some creep hanging around a street corner." With his daughter and two of her friends in the car, Charlie stopped, got out some old Navy signalman flags and signaled to the guy "I got four of them...fat and repulsive." Charlie claimed "the guy then turned on his heel and walked straight out of town."

RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy was on to pay his respects to Ryan Dunn, on of the stars of the "Jackass" film and TV series, who died Monday in an car crash. For RC, the death of Mr. Dunn resonates for his generation "like the death of Princess Diana did for yours. It takes real guts to stand there and let someone kick you straight in the testicles" proclaimed RC. Don Parsley joined Phil in Hour 2 to talk about his father dying.....on Father's Day.  Actually, Don "pulled the plug" on his dad, against his dad's wishes,  so the man wouldn't wind up "looking like Terri Schiavo" and so Don could get some press on the "Father's Day angle."

The Western Estates Homeowners Association, as ordered by HOA president Bobbie Dooley, as ordered all flags in the community to be flown at half staff to observe the death by suicide of Russell Armstrong, who was married to a star of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." As Bobbie explains this to Phil her husband Steve is running a woodchipper which prompts a first ever violent clash between the two. RC Collins, a junior cadet at Bradley Military Academy, joined the show to say he felt cheated that the Navy Seals and not him and his classmates took out Bin Laden. "If you notice, the Navy Seals is the Navy. They're only supposed to fight where there's water. Bin Laden was on dry land." Also Harvey Weirman as Commandant Weirman makes an appearance.

Bobbie Dooley was reporting from the House of Blues in West Hollywood where she and Steve attended the Obama $5,000 a plate dinner. Bobbie had Steve removed from the restaurant when he wouldn't "shut up" and then spoke with caller Chris Norton who lapsed into some kind of Tourette's episode. Later Don Micksa, from the University of Washington, came on the show to propose taxing tuitions to pay back the money given by our government to Solyndra. RC Collins called in to say Don was a "greennik" supposedly someone who is commited to green issues and also performs a certain kind of oral sex where "you're picking s*** out of your teeth." With Justin McCelroy, David G. Hall, Margaret Grey and Charlie LeFountaine.

We had Justin McCelroy joining us from LA Canyon High School to tell everyone that he was negatively affected by the cigarette smoking in the latest Herman Cain TV ad. And even if he wasn't, his mom told him to say he was. She voted for Obama. Roland Schwinn from Pride America was on to discuss the McRib sandwich making a comeback at McDonalds. For "size-expanded" or "space-restricted" people like Roland and his friends the McRib is a disaster because fat people (the word "fat" caused Roland to go into a fit that sounded like Dr. Jekyll becoming Mr. Hyde) will flock to it like ants to sugar.  Roland therefore directed people to pictures of the McRib before it has sauce on it. It looks like "something a baby has ingested and then thrown back up." With David G. Hall, Austin Amarka, Austins mother-in-law Mary Kay, RC Collins and Frank and Margaret Grey.